Your Daily Load of Haylor B.S. 0

(Barbara Walters is not B.S. – I just figured I’d kill two birds with one stone and leave this here instead of ANOTHER recycled Haylor picture)

Can we just all remember that Haylor has only been “dating” for a little over a week at this point. What guy in their right mind would even think about having his girlfriend move next door this early on in the game? It’s almost tedious posting these every day because there is just so much b.s. in them, but somebody’s got to be the counterpoint to all the gushy madness the other people are posting. This is actually old news that has somehow resurfaced. Gossip Cop already shot this rumor down and got a denial from a “source close to Swift” (whatever that means, but Gossip Cop is known as sort of a Mythbusters for gossip):

Still, Gossip Cop checked in with a source close to Swift, who tells us it is 100% FALSE that Swift is buying a London home near Styles.

 So, enjoy this hot, steaming pile from the Examiner:

Harry Styles, Taylor Swift talk about her living in London

One Direction’s Harry Styles and Grammy winner Taylor Swift have been practically inseparable since the couple went public in November 2012. Their jet-set relationship has included romantic dates and passionate kisses in public in various cities the United States and the United Kingdom. On December 9, 2102, they went on their second “X Factor” date together. And now they have discussed living close to each other in London.

Sources how confirm that Swift and Styles have talked about her buying a home in north London’s Primrose Hill section, where Styles bought a house in 2012 for a reported $4.8 million (or £3 million).

That’s the rumor that’s somehow risen from the dead like a zombie. This rumor has been around since the X Factor Mario sighting LOL.

(One Direction’s Zayn Malik also owns a Primrose Hill house which Malik reportedly bought for $3.21 million, which is the equivalent of £2 million.) The sources say that Styles is all for the idea of Swift buying a home in London, and he has talked to Swift at length about the benefits of living in Primrose Hill.

Friendly reminder: What dude would do that after a week or so of dating? Does that ring true to you? Of course not.

There had been rumors that Swift had been looking to buy a home in London, and it now appears certain that she plans to buy a home that’s not far from Styles’ house. Styles also owns a condominium in east London.

Swift owns a mansion in Nashville, a penthouse apartment in Nashville, a mansion in Beverly Hills, California, and a mansion in Hyannis Port, Massachusetts.

And Entertainment Wise came out with a surprisingly bitter review of One Direction’s X Factor performance, saying Harry didn’t put in enough practice and hit the most “bum notes,” which is funny because they just had the article the previous day about how Harry was spending all his time with Taylor and the band was getting mad. I’m like 90% sure at this point that they are somehow connected to Modest or PR somehow and are planting these stories for the eventual breakup. Source:

He definitely looked the part last night but it appears One Direction’s Harry Styles didn’t put enough practice into his vocals ahead of the band’s performance on theX Factor following the claims that the teen heartthrob hit the most bum notes.

According to AQA 63336, One Direction, who gave a short performance of ‘Everytime We Touch’ for the 10,000 audience in Manchester last night, hit the most flat notes as a group with 23, but it was Harry, who scored more than his bandmates individually with eight.

 Following behind One Direction was finalist and runner-up Jahmene Douglas who hit 13 flat notes with his rendition of The Beatles’ ’Let It Be’.

In case you wondered what the hell AQA 63336 is, Wikipedia is happy to tell you:

…a premium-rate SMS mobile question and answer service and micropublishing service based in the United Kingdom. Mobile phone users can text 63336 with any question and get a reply, on a charge per question basis. The self-employed researchers are paid just 30p per question, and this stayed the same when the cost to the customer rose from £1 per text message to £1.50, much to the disgruntlement of the staff. Given the time taken to fully research answers, researchers are typically known to earn under the national average wage.

So, we’re relying on these people to answer who hit the most flat notes on X Factor? WTF! This article is even more sketchy than the first one! You be the judge: