Your Daily Haylor B.S. – The Oranges in a Tin Edition 1
Oh, MTV. You can’t just let it go either. Your deal with Sony or 1D must really be sweet if you feel the need to beat this dead horse. Now we’re getting Haylor Birthday Reunion talk:
A source has since told Yahoo! omg! that Taylor is hoping to reconcile her romance with the 1D star on his birthday.
They revealed: “Taylor is refusing to give up on their romance even though Harry walked away and has told her he’s not committing to anyone at the moment. Taylor came to London to talk to Harry face to face about spending his birthday with her.
“Taylor cannot get Harry out of her blood. She wants him back and she feels very emotional about his 19th birthday coming up.
“She was so touched and happy having spent her birthday with him where he showered her with gifts, had cup cakes made, and took her on a romantic walk.”
Just an aside…why do we always get a laundry list of birthday stuff in these articles. It’s so odd.
“Taylor has come to the UK to try and sort out something special for Harry’s birthday and source some of Harry’s favourite food – tins of mandarin oranges.
Source tins of mandarin oranges? Just go to the freakin’ grocery store. Cue millions of Directioners buying tins of mandarin oranges. Tins of mandarin oranges are going to be the new carrot.
“When Taylor met Harry’s dad, Des, he told her about his childhood addiction to tins of mandarin oranges and how he’d go through 4 or 5 tins a day. Taylor wants to find his favourite bits like that and have package for him on the day.”
Who on earth would know this little nugget of information? This is either B.S. or the source of this article is Taylor Swift LOL. And since this is probably the only time I’d ever have to post this hardly related picture, enjoy Johnny Weir and a giant orange.
The insider added: “Taylor has also got Harry a set of golf clubs as he loves golf. He told her he longs to get away sometimes and get better at golf.”
And guess who’s back…back again? Hollywood Life. Oh, how I’ve missed these articles!
Taylor Swift has been taking her split from Harry Styles rather hard, reportedlyfeeling like a “loser in love” after becoming the butt of jokes for her string of failed relationships. But a new report claims that she may be on the verge of a reunion with her former One Direction beau! Could it be true?
The two are both scheduled to be in Cannes, France over the weekend to attend the NRJ Music Awards, taking place on Jan. 26. The publication says that the pair are staying at the same hotel in the city, with Harry expected to make a number of romantic gestures throughout the stay.
Every single article about this uses the exact same wording “a number of romantic gestures throughout the stay” – it’s hilarious. Romantic gestures, eh?
Taylor Swift’s Supposed New Crush On Ed Sheeran
This news comes just as a report in OK! says that Taylor’s moving on and now crushing on Ed Sheeran. “Taylor has a real crush on Ed,” a source tells the magazine. “She adores him. She’s been texting and calling him a lot and is very excited about spending lots of time with him. She needs to have a man in her life. He’s very sweet, funny and loyal. Ed’s a keeper. This could be the long lasting relationship that Taylor is looking for.”
Oh god. Please don’t make Sweeran a thing (I don’t know what their ship name would even be so I just made that up). Ed doesn’t deserve this (plus we’ve already had these rumors)!
Jan 24, 2013 @ 08:10:33
Oh dammit, now they HAVE started on Ed. That didn’t take long. Still, they’d actually make a convincing couple even if fake because they’ve done the time together.
Unlike Harry and a tin of oranges.
Btw am pretty sure MTV has a hotline to Cowell and Co. Dreadful vehicle, MTV has jumped the shark.