Your Daily Haylor B.S. – the Make It Stop Edition 3
(Somewhere in L.A., Taylor is still trying to dress like Louis while writing songs about a pretend relationship)
So the Daily Star starts out rough, but I give them bonus points for at least mentioning other theories. I still think these Haylor articles are just a desperate attempt to squeeze a few more drops out of a failed PR stunt…and look at me contributing by posting about it! But, I just like pointing out how fake it all is.
HARRY STYLES AND TAYLOR SWIFT ‘STILL LOVED-UP AFTER PRETEND SPLIT‘
HARRY Styles and Taylor Swift have “faked” a love split to take the heat off their budding romance, pals claimed last night.
The singers are said to be in love as much as ever and speak to each other every day, despite rumours of a massive bust-up at New Year.
Their 65-day whirlwind relationship was supposed to have come to an end after the row nearly two weeks ago.
But insiders say although they did argue, their romance is still going strong.
Some have even claimed the entire relationship is a ruse so Taylor can make her ex jealous.
She is said to want Conor Kennedy to realise what he is missing by seeing her pictured with Harry.
According to US reports, the pair would also benefit from being linked as it would boost Taylor’s profile in the UK.
Last night a pal of One Direction star Harry, 18, said the relationship was the real deal, adding: “They won’t let each other go that easily.
“They’re waiting for the dust to settle after their row made front-page news.”
Why do I feel like the US reports they talk about are gossip blogs like mine? LOL. And I’m thinking this pal of Harry’s is actually just other people in the newsroom.
Jan 16, 2013 @ 06:04:13
They can’t risk her coming out of this looking like a trollop who sets up PR stunts so they are muddying the waters to try and wring credibility out of it.
It’s a face saving operation, nothing more.
Jan 16, 2013 @ 06:23:22
Also, there’s no logical reason to ‘fake’ a love split if you are in love. You wouldn’t care, you’d ride the storm and ignore what was said, who said it and why.
I’m guessing a crisis meeting was called in an office. These two might have to do another round of damp, no-chem promo together just to save face because after the Golden Globes dig it really does mean the Taylor-baiting has gone viral and her associates won’t like that floating around the mainstream.
By saying it’s still on and faking a fake story about a fake split (can anyone even keep up anymore) it’s a really last ditch attempt to make Taylor look less a slut (which she’s probably not anyway), but that’s how she’s come out of this. By having inintersted Harry seeming interested in her still, they hope (they actually believe) people will buy it.
I could smack Hollyweird and its sub cultures into next month for the lieing, bearding and deception that goes on. It’s truly not necessary.
Jan 16, 2013 @ 06:31:54
lol “faking a fake story about a fake split” sums up the madness pretty well!