Your Daily Haylor B.S. – The I’m Running Out of Time Thanks to All these New Tattoos Edition 1

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So the Sun ran an article about how Harry got his ship tattoo based on the actor in Taylor’s video and made it seem like Harry copied the actor because of his love for Taylor.

bitch please louis

I think Louis just made it clear who the captain of Harry’s ship is with his new compass tattoo:

LIAM PAYNE, LOUIS TOMLINSON AND ZAYN MALIK HEAD OVER TO THE TATTOO SHOP AND GET TATTOO'S AND PLAY SOME POOL AND HAVE PIZZA

The Sun article also FINALLY mentions Lou’s birthday (almost a week later):

Harry had his latest ink-work done in LA just days after celebrating bandmate Louis Tomlinson’s 21st birthday.

The pals posed together with Liam Payne behind a three-tiered chocolate cake with a Louis figurine on top as they partied in the Ye Olde Bell hotel in Retford, Notts.

Louis had a small pre-dinner drinks party in his suite before being joined by more than 100 family and friends to dance the night away at a black tie dinner and dance.

Better late than never. And just for shits and giggles, an article about how Taylor’s cat really likes her song. WTF?

I’m totally out of time. Must go earn my keep! Be back on later!