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Little Mix & 1D to Meet Up in USA so Zerrie Can Reunite…Because that’s what’s really important 0

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I had to give Unreality TV a check to see what they had to say about all this, but I found this gem. From Unreality TV:

Little Mix and One Direction will be crossing paths again later this year, which is sure to be music to the ears of Perrie Edwards and Zayn Malik.

The loved up pair have been torn apart once again this month, as her Little Mix schedule demands she stays in the UK, while he is busy touring Europe with his bandmates.

However the pair will be reunited in June some of Edwards bandmates have revealed as Little Mix will be travelling to the States to promote their debut album ‘DNA.’ The record is set for release in American on the 28th May and Zayn’s US tour dates start in early June.

Jade Thirlwall said that before his performances start, Zayn will be spending some quality time with his girlfriend and told Metro:

“Perrie can meet up with Zayn, although I’m not sure where they will be as they’re so busy.

“Fingers crossed we’ll be able to meet up.”

 

Now something different – Jesy and Leigh-Anne Talk about Cheaters 0

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This article is just weird. Zayn actually never “vehemently” denied anything. That was what I found so odd about the whole thing. Anyways Jesy and Leigh-Anne talk about cheaters but it’s in the Daily Star so who knows if they said any of it. Then, it talks about how Perrie farts all the time and can’t smell it. Weirdest article ever.

Fans of X Factor bands One Direction and Little Mix will of course know that 1D singer Zayn Malik was alleged to have cheated on his LM girlfriend Perrie Edwards with a stripper who said she’s slept with the star…

However, Zayn vehemently denied the claims and instead, said that he’d invited the woman – Courtney Webb – into his home as a friend, and she abused his trust by taking pictures then telling her story to a tabloid newspaper.

When did he say any of that? I never remember reading that at all. That was one of the things that made the story so fishy…his silence.

And to her credit, Perrie has maintained a dignified silence over the whole sordid debacle, as have her band mates, Jesy Nelson, Leigh-Anne Pinnockand Jade Thirlwall…

But Jesy and Leigh-Anne may have been referring to Zayn’s supposed antics when, in an interview with the Daily Star, both revealed how much they loathe infidelity, and what they’d do to men who cheated on them.

Jesy said, “I’d make them have a tattoo on their heads saying they’ve cheated, so no-one would go near them.”

Leigh-Anne added, “I’d kidnap them and wax every hair on their bodies until they’re screaming in pain.”

Eek.

But on a lighter note, the girls then went on to reveal that Perrie frequently farts and fails to note the toxic odour afterwards.

Jesy said, “On car journeys I have to scream at Perrie to open a window.

She literally can’t smell anything, so she burps and farts and just doesn’t care because she can’t smell it.”

Well, to be fair, that is the rule…

Harry Has Dinner with the Stewarts, Zerrie Celebrates Anniversary, and Wax Louis still Recovering 0

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“Leave Wax Louis alone!”

Unreality TV has a trio of articles. The first one is more about Wax Lou’s outfit change. I hope it’s just being cleaned or something. He looked so much better in the old outfit:

Figures of Louis Tomlinson, Harry Styles, Zayn Malik, Niall Horan and Liam Payne only went on display at the London museum last Friday but ever since the venue has been inundated with fangirls desperate to get up close to their idol’s likenesses and it’s been revealed that staff have already been forced to change Louis’ outfit.

The hunk cut quite a dapper form, with his two tone shirt and braces when the statue first went on display, but last night an eagle eyed fan noticed that something had changed and shared this photograph with the caption:

“They’ve changed Louis’ outfit on his wax figure. It’s now black jeans and a plain navy blue shirt with no suspenders.”

By the way, I got a request to do a post on how they should move Wax Lou so fans can actually get a picture kissing him and that there’s no room next to him to sit. Although, if he’s getting manhandled so much that they had to change his outfit already…yikes!

In the same article it talks about Zerrie at the Eiffel Tower. Despite people getting annoyed with me for my previous post about Zerrie and how it looked staged to me…the video of them was taken by Paparazzi – Storm Shadow is the name of the company. You can google and see their videos of other celebs. Do they just hang at the Eiffel Tower waiting for celebs? Or maybe followed them there? I don’t know. But apparently it’s Zerrie’s anniversary.

Meanwhile, we revealed this morning that Zayn Malik took his girlfriend Perrie Edwards up the Eiffel Tower last night to celebrate their one year anniversary.

The pair were pictured kissing and cuddling at the iconic landmark (we have a great video here) but it has been reported that this wasn’t the only treat the One Direction star had in store for his lady.

He also took her to the enormous Disney store in central Paris, however onlookers have reported that there were so many waiting photographers and paps that the pair were forced to wait in their van for ten minutes, before entering the shop.

And here’s Zayn getting mobbed:

And lastly, nice Cougar reference Lisa McG. Yup, there goes that manwhore, hanging out with another middle-aged married couple:

We revealed this morning that Zayn Malik celebrated his and Perrie Edwards’ first year anniversary by taking her to the famous Paris landmark The Eiffel Tower and we even have a video of the hunk kissing his girl, not caring about the hundreds of tourists looking on.

However, he wasn’t the only band member living it up yesterday and lucky old Harry Styles was hob nobbing in LA in some pretty fancy restaurants.

The hunk caused a bit of a furore on Twitter, when he was pictured getting into a car with yet another leggy blonde cougar, but it turned out that the star had been to dinner at Dan Tana’s with none other than legendary singer Rod Stewart and his wife Penny Lancaster.

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Oh, and Niall met members of the band The Eagles, tweeting: “I met my all time music heroes today ‘the eagles’ ! Well two of them! Don Henley and Timothy b shmit !#goosebumps ”

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And more Payzer and Zerrie Girlfriend Articles 2

Sorry, that song was popular when I was growing up and it’s the first thing that popped into my head when I read this Payzer article. It includes such thought provoking lyrics as “I’m not a piece of meat yet still you ate my brain.” God, the 80s were so fucked up. I was going to make some snarky comment about how ironic that the girl is stripping while he sings about not having to take their clothes off to have a good time. Then, I was going to make a snarky comment about how if you really think he’s interested in that girl in the video, you’re deluded, but when I googled him I found out he died of AIDS-related liver cancer on March 17, 1997 at age 39 and now I’m sad. But, I digress.

Here’s two more girlfriends articles for your reading pleasure. One day, I’d like to read what Zayn and Liam are doing that doesn’t involve random girlfriend references…or is that it? Just girlfriends and 1D? Ok den. From Entertainmentwise:

Danielle Peazer Reveals Her And Liam Payne Don’t Need Drink To Enjoy Themselves!

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Danielle Peazer has revealed that her and her One Direction boyfriend Liam Payne don’t need alcohol to have a good night out, with junk food lover Dani preferring a Mcdonalds to a beer!

19-year-old 1D star Liam is already well known for staying away from drink, due to a damaged kidney. In fact the singer has been teetotal all his life, even after he was given the all clear on his condition last year. Despite pressure from his beer-loving bandmates to get him down the pub, Liam and his long-term love Danielle have stayed clear of the booze.

“I don’t drink alcohol and I never have,” says Danielle ” I just don’t enjoy alcoholic drinks. Besides, you don’t need alcohol to have fun on a night out.”

Well said Dani! The dancer leads a very healthy lifestyle because of her job but despite avoiding high calorie drinks, Danielle does confess she loves to indulge in a cheeky takeaway every now and again!

She tells the Daily Mirror: “I try to be healthy, but I love fast food like Domino’s takeaway and McDonald’s.”

And out of nowhere, the article switches into a Danielle defends Harry’s mom article:

Meanwhile Danielle has been showing her support for a fellow member of the 1D family this week as she tweeted a message to Harry Style’s mother Anne Cox over the weekend, after she was receiving a torrent of abuse from wicked Twitter trolls. 

The 24-year-old reached out to Cox on Twitter after the mother-of-two tweeted that “a percentage” of One Direction fans were “just weird”. ‘If you are kind to me, I’ll be kind to you’:

Danielle, who has experience of being targeted by hateful ‘Directioners’, wrote: “@AnneFoxyCoxy never mind those people.” While Anne’s comments didn’t go unnoticed by several Directioners, with one writing: “friendly reminder your son wouldn’t be doing what he loves if it wasn’t for us ” weird ” people”.

And from Hollywood Life, we get the Zerrie is comfortable with each other article. Why this is newsworthy, I’m not sure. I feel like I missed out on the “sending out a press release when I felt comfortable enough around my gf to go to the bathroom while she’s in the hotel room” phase. And look at HL salivating over marriage rumors. Bonnie lives for this stuff.

Zayn and Perrie have such a strong relationship, according to the Little Mix singer. In a new interview, Perrie says that she doesn’t have to worry about getting all dolled up for Zayn. So sweet!

Perrie Edwards can completely be herself in front of boyfriend Zayn Malik. The Little Mix singer reveals that the One Direction-er has no preference when it comes to her wearing makeup or not. For Zayn, Perrie is beautiful either way!

Perrie Edwards & Zayn Malik: ‘Comfortable Together’

“Zayn and I are at the stage where we feel fully comfortable with one another. My boyfriend says he likes me either way. I have good skin like [bandmate] Jesy [Nelson], so going make-up free doesn’t brother me too much. If I know the paparazzi are about, I carry large shades with me,” Perrie told The Metro.

Zayn is such a gentleman! He loves Perrie for who she really is!

Are Zayn & Perrie Hearing Wedding Bells?

Perrie’s Little Mix bandmates recently revealed that they think Zayn and Perrie will get married in the near future!

“Perrie will be the first of us to get engaged, Zayn definitely seems like the kind of person who’s gonna ask her to marry him soon. He’s an early bloomer,” Jesy said in an interview on Capital FM

“They’re just like a married couple anyway. They’ve got a dog and they literally dress in the same clothes… I’m getting my hat already,” she added.

What do YOU think, HollywoodLifers? Do Zayn and Perrie make the cutest couple? Should they get married?

They must have had a typo that they fixed and now I’m so curious because one of the comments says:

isnt it suppose to be zayn and perrie??

What could it possibly have said before?

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Wow, this isn’t staged at all 1

Since when does a romantic kiss at the Eiffel Tower take two assistants? In the middle of the kiss you see a flash as the dude takes a picture and then shows it to them and then they all walk away.

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MTV Australia has an article with this headline:

Singer announces pop couple are ‘fully comfortable’ together…

Ummm, is this like a thing? Should I make an announcement that me and my GF are “fully comfortable” together now? It’s the makeup article again! The only bone to pick that I have with this article is that Zayn actually never did deny the cheating scandal, which I found weird. Where was 1D PR then?

Little Mix’s Perrie Edwards and One Direction’s Zayn Malik have had a tough couple of months in the wake of cheating rumours, but the UK pop power couple have confirmed they are still together – and stronger than ever!

In fact, Edwards says they have even entered a new stage of their relationship.

“Zayn and I are at the stage where we feel fully comfortable with one another,” she was quoted as saying to Metro, while also sharing cute couple selfies on Instagram last week.

It might sound like a line from One Direction’s debut single ‘What Makes You Beautiful’, but the pop starlet also told the UK publication that her 1D boyfriend likes her just the way she is – with or without make-up.

“My boyfriend says he likes me either way,” Edwards revealed. “I have good skin like Jesy, so going make-up free doesn’t bother me too much. If I know the paparazzi are about I carry large shades with me.”

The couple’s future was called into question when news of Malik’s alleged ‘affair’ broke in January this year. A 21-year-old Aussie waitress, Courtney Webb, shared photos of the One Directioner topless and sleeping in bed, claiming she had slept with him at a house party. Malik, 20, denied the allegations.

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But wait! There’s more. In this gem from Unreality TV, we get:

One Direction: Liam Payne’s girlfriend Danielle Peazer declares ‘I’m so in love with him!!’

And this makes headlines, but not so fast…

Danielle Peazer has been gushing on Twitter this evening, but not about who you might think.

The professional dancer has been dating One Direction star Liam Payne for more than two years and the pair practically live together when they are both residing in London, if reports are to be believed.

But tonight as she declared her ‘love’ online, the brunette beauty was referring to another man in her life. Well not a man exactly.

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omewhere the pretty student is getting tired of your shit. That’s her line, Lisa McG.

Danielle uploaded a video of her and Liam’s new dog Loki to video sharing site Keek and it seems she is totally besotted with the pooch. The clip showed the pup playing with a ball as she said: “Loki, say hi to Keek.”

A friend asked her: “@DaniellePeazer haha he’s too cute… also just assuming it’s a boy..?!lol”

Dani admitted: “@xClaireAdamsx yes a boy! I’m so in love with him!!

We hope Loki’s antics were enough to cheer poor old Liam up as he was sounding pretty blue this morning when he tweeted:

“Well now I’m not feeling great this morning aha anyone else joining me on this today?”

This is the second article that I’ve seen this week where it talks about Liam being down and hoping Danielle can cheer him up. Awkward!

Heatworld has this article about Payzer:

Oh dear. Liam Payne’s girlfriend Danielle Peazer gets into trouble with 1D fans

If there’s one thing we’ve learnt aboutOne Direction’s army of fans is that we can never, ever take them on. Ever. The latest person to anger 1D-ers is Liam Payne’s girlfriend Danielle Peazer.

Liam’s pretty partner has openly supported Harry Styles’ mum who, at first doesn’t sound too terrible, right? Wrong!

Pretty partner? LOL that’s new!

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This is a pretty partner:

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But I digress…

Harry’s ma Anne Cox upset his loyal followers by tweeting ‘a percentage of One Direction followers are just weird.’ Uh.oh, Anne, not the best move. We can almost hear the rumbles of anger as thousands of One Direction fans read Twitter…

As if that wasn’t enough, Danielle added insult to injury by tweeting Anne saying, “Never mind those people.” Those people? Oh Dani, you’re for it now.

If you missed the drama, this was about Anne thanking Harry (sarcastically) for soaking her in concert (i.e., getting water on her). People got all sorts of inappropriate with their comments to that. Like, seriously. Have these people no sense of dignity or manners? Who tweets shit like that to someone’s mom?

After receiving some not-to-nice tweets from 1D followers, Danielle wrote, “It’s ok to not like rude people, I didn’t say anything wrong. I don’t quite understand why I get abuse for not liking rude people. That’s just crazy. If you are kind to me I’ll be kind to you.”

Seems fair to us! But if that means we’ll get into trouble with 1D-ers then forget it. We love you 1D fans, honest! *shuffles away silently hoping not to be seen*

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Sugarscape has an article about the Zerrie pics, but they include a subtle Larry reference in one of the paragraphs, including them in the list of couples taking selfies. Niall still gets shipped with a chicken:

Who’s to say what brought on the random attack of the self-paps. Perhaps it’s a ritual that they have to do every time they… have some snacks. Perhaps it’s THE HOT NEW THING and we’ll soon see an influx of them; Harry and Louis doing each other’s hair, Liam and Danielle stroking Loki, and Niall tenderly caressing a chicken.

And since this isn’t really all that newsworthy, heatworld has an article about how Zayn can’t dance.

“Zayn, he just doesn’t have it,” he told us. “He’s got rhythm, he can’t learn choreography – he gets really intimidated and scared and can’t remember it.”

But does Brian think the boys should be doing a few more dance routines to cement their boyband status?

“Absolutely not,” he said. “They didn’t do too well with dancing when I was working with them so they should stick with what they do best and that’s making girls swoon and singing.

“It’s not that they can’t handle it – some are better than others, no names to be mentioned – but it’s not what they’re about. They’re not a dancy boyband kind of thing, they’re just about youth an exuberance and making girls swoon.”

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Can I just say I hate the term Loved Up? Little Mix Apparently Says Zerrie will get married soon 0

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Have you ever heard anyone in real-life use that phrase? Because I haven’t. Maybe it’s a British thing? I don’t know. It’s from Entertainmentwise, which is like the “girlfriends” promo site so take that into account. I wonder if Little Mix has been told to talk about marriage stuff. It all just seems a bit odd, especially with the dog reference. I hope these 1D dogs get paid in bones for all the “work” they do:

Loved Up Zayn Malik And Perrie Edwards Will Get Married Soon, Predict Little Mix

But the Geordie beauty seemed horrified at prospect of becoming Mrs Malik

Perrie Edwards’ Little Mix bandmates have predicted that she’ll be the first member of the group to get married, with the groom none other than One Direction hottie Zayn Malik. But the Geordie beauty looked a little unimpressed about the prospect of going down the aisle first during a recent interview.

The Wings singers, who are currently attempting to following in 1D’s footsteps and crack the US, addressed claims that ‘Zerrie’ would be tying the knot during an interview with Capital FM and were more than happy to nominate the pink haired star as the first LM bride.

When asked who would tie the knot first Leigh Anne Peacock immediately replied: “Perrie!”

With Jey adding:“I think Perrie will be the first to be engaged.”

Rather than be flattered by the prediction, the teen instead fired back at her bandmates, saying: “How does anybody know this? They always say me, but they don’t know. You always say that but why?”

When they claimed it was because she was “so loved up” with Zayn, Perrie insisted that counted for nothing.

She hit back saying: “So, it doesn’t matter!”

Then revealing that the Kiss You star is head over heels for his girlfriend of a year, they revealed the real reason was because Zayn himself is itching to get down the aisle.

“Because he wants you to marry him,” Jesy insisited. “Zayn seems like an early bloomer.”

They’ve got a dog, they’ve got the same dress sense, the same clothes,” Jade Thirwall went on, saying to Perrie “You’re very settled.”

But clearly determined not to let her bandmates have the last word, Perrie claimed the fact the couple are so serious isn’t a sign of marriage.

“We’re just old school,” she claimed.

The comments come after rumours emerged that the couple would tie the knot this summer. Despite recent claims that Zayn had cheated with Australian waitress Courtney CJ Webb it seems the couple are stronger than ever.

Zayn’s ready to settle down,” a source told Reveal Magazine, “and take the next step with Perrie.”

“They’ve been discussing getting engaged with family and friends,” the source continued.

“And everyone thinks it’s a great idea,” they added. “Zayn’s deadly serious about it, and it looks like he could propose at any time.”

However since the claims Perrie has made it clear they’re only girlfriend and boyfriend..for now.

Your Morning B.S. – Harry is Randy, Mirror revises headline to make it more salacious, Perrie not engaged 0

Is this a touch of Jealous!Lou keeping an eye on Narry? I can see the heart eyes from here, Niall.

The Daily Star has an article about Harry going to the University party and of course the emphasis is on the girls and how “randy” Harry is, despite the fact that from the pictures and video, Harry seemed like he spent most of the night sober and on the computer LOL:

RANDY Harry Styles spent a wild night partying with girl students at a uni hall of residence.

The One Direction hunk stayed up until 4am boozing with a bevy of beauties after his Sheffield gig on Saturday.

He treated the babes to backstage passes and a free bar before heading to their flat at Endcliffe Hall.

At the end of the night, the 19-year-old tweeted simply: “Sheffield has a lot of hills.”

The heart-throb had been spotted disappearing into a bedroom with school friend Charlotte Gomes, rumoured to be an ex-lover. Their private time was interrupted when pranksters burst in with a mate zipped up in a suitcase.

Footage of the prank went viral on the web last night.

Victim James Burton, 18, tweeted yesterday: “I went through a lot of pain in that suitcase! I had no idea I was next to Harry Styles.”

Annoyed-looking Harry appeared to take his hand off his pal’s leg as the intruders entered.

But he soon recovered from the shock enough to have a video chat with stunning student Mica Aspinwall’s 1D-obsessed sister.

Laughing because that’s so close to the description Unreality TV always uses for Eleanor LOL.

Mica tweeted last night: “feelin’ very fragile haha me and a free bar do not go well together.”

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The Mirror revised their version of the “Louis is Harry’s Wingman” article to put the emphasis on Harry pulling girls and also on the fact that Louis is with Eleanor! They’re sooooo obvious. Subtlety is not their friend. You know how we always joke about these kind of thing by saying, “Louis, who is definitely not gay and is dating Eleanor Calder because he’s straight”? Well, they actually write almost exactly that! First, here’s what the headlines said last night (when I first posted it):

One Direction’s Louis Tomlinson is Harry Styles wingman

Louis told a US magazine he approaches girls on behalf of the other boys in the band

And here’s what it says now!!!!

Louis Tomlinson confesses to pulling girls for Harry Styles and One Direction bandmates

The 21-year-old – who is dating Eleanor Calder – claims to be the ULTIMATE wingman for the single lads in 1D

I thought it was a different article when I saw it this morning, but when I read it, I realized it was the same one with a more salacious and heterosexual headline. Guess it didn’t make the statement strong enough the first time. LOL forever.

Sugarscape has an article that says Perrie says she’s not engaged to Zayn and I still really wonder if that one blind gossip was about them. I’m also still really mad that Perrie brought her dog to the 1D concert. If she does it again, I’m seriously going to lose my shit because it shows a complete lack of concern for the dog’s well-being. How do you not realize a loud ass concert is not the place for a dog with sensitive hearing?:

PERRIE EDWARDS: I’M NOT ENGAGED TO ZAYN MALIK

ERM, NEVER SAID YOU WERE LOVE.

Perrie Edwards has put all our hearts and minds at rest after publically denying that she and One Direction boyfriend Zayn Malik are engaged to be married. Or at least she would have if we’d realised we were supposed to think they were taking a dash up the aisle in the first place

Turning up to launch their new collection of nail wraps in London yesterday, Little Mix were asked about the weirdest rumours they’ve ever heard about themselves.

“I think I’m engaged,” Perrie apparently piped up, making everyone everywhere do an ‘ERMAHGERD’ face before falling on the floor in shock.

Apparently she only meant that she’d heard that she and Zayn were getting married, but as far as she’s aware, she’s yet to be asked by the fit be-quiffed man in question.

She explained: “My mum rang me and asked me, ‘Are you engaged?’

Luckily Pezza was as shocked as she was and replied: “NO!”

So there you go – there aren’t going to be any 1D and Little Mix wedding bells any time soon – at least as far as Pezza knows anyway.