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Scott Disick was a model for Young Adult Books 4

scott disick

Well, this was unexpected. Certainly puts Lord Disick in a new light! From In Touch:

In Touch has learned that before Scott Disick was keeping up with the Kardashians, he was a model for young-adult books!

In 2001, Scott landed a gig as the cover boy for Heartland, Lauren Brooke’s series of novels, aimed at tween readers, about a horse farm.

A model who worked with him at the time tells In Touch, on newsstands now, “Scott was an awkward teenager — completely different than how he portrays himself now.”

The source continues, “He really just came in, got makeup done, stood in front of the camera and left pretty silently, too. Nothing at all like the Scott we know now 12 years later.”

royalty disick stop talking peasant work little disick

Mission accomplished!

Celebrity Costume Roundup – The good, the bad, and the horrid 0

Holy cow! Jessica Simpson looks hot! Fiance Eric Johnson in a Braveheart costume looks pretty authentic and their baby daughter, Maxwell, is freakin’ adorable in feathers.

Forgive me for a moment while I forget that Neil Patrick Harris is gay. My god, he looks hot here. Who knew some eyeliner and some vamp teeth would turn him so hot.

Scott Disick wins my award for best costume – Patrick Bateman from American Psycho. Awesome.

Liam Payne from One Direction is pretty unrecognizable as a very authentic Batman.

Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison show why unicorns are extinct. They didn’t want to see the horror of Courtney dressed as a “sexy unicorn” and Doug as the “King of the Unicorns” – ugg!

Scott Disick Loves Being a Dad 0

I love my Scott Disick gifs almost as much as Scott seems to love his kids, Mason, 2, and newborn daughter Penelope, 3 months. According to US:

“My son is my world and my daughter is my new world. So, it all combines,” Disick told Us when hosting a party at Chateau nightclub at the Paris Hotel in Las Vegas Saturday. “It’s pretty unbelievable starting another chapter in your life. It’s a lot better than not having children.”

“They are better than ever,” Kourtney’s sister, Kim Kardashian, tells Us. “I feel bad Scott gets such a bad rap. Good thing they’re too busy being parents to pay attention to nonsense!”

Agreed second-time mom Kourtney: “We’re good right now with how things are. We’re just trying to figure out our new life with two kids.”

Please, did you peasants think Scott wouldn’t be a doting dad?

Even tea party Louis is judging you!

Lord Disick and His Lady Spotted – Kourtney Wears Turban 0

The fashion turban is one of those things I just don’t understand. It instantly ages anyone like 20 years. It reminds me of something my grandma would wear if she hadn’t gotten a chance to get her hair did yet. But Kourtney don’t care. And apparently neither does Scott Disick, who’s sporting a little scruff and looking kind of butchy. Never mind that it looks like she bought that thing out of the Vermont Country Store catalog. She probably got it at Neiman’s and paid like way too much for it.

Khloe Kardashian and Scott Disick Scout Locations for New DASH Store 0

Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian, along with son Mason Disick and Scott Disick, were spotted scouting locations for a new DASH store while taping the new season of ‘Kourtney and Kim Take Miami’ in Miami Beach, FL. Mason is adorable. Scott looks prep as ever. Not a fan of either of the girls’ outfits.

On a side note, CandyBar and I went to the DASH store in NYC and it’s just meh. I don’t see what all the fuss is about.