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Bunch of stories from my favorite crazy site 0

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Unreality TV has a bunch of 1D articles up.

Harry got his beanie snatched in Milan and suffered a horrible case of hat head. What’s wrong with people? Like why would you do that?

Reports are saying each of the band members are set to make £10million each when the tour ends.

They’ve already got ads rolling for the new tour ticket sales.

One Direction apparently went camping Bear Grylls style for the movie?

…having ended their commitments in Sweden last week, the boys, Harry StylesLouis Tomlinson, Zayn Malik, Niall Horan and Liam Payne, went camping!

But it wasn’t just any old camping – no lobbing up a tent in their mate’s back garden and sharing half a can of cider for these lads – because as the Daily Mirror reports, Harry et al were dropped off into the Scandinavian wilderness by helicopter…

Waiting for them there were a full-on film crew, who shot footage of the boys fending for themselves for the forthcoming 3D movie, This Is Us.

The paper reports that the 1D singers “roughed it like ex-SAS soldier and survival expert Grylls, kipping on a bed of detritus and foraging for morsels of food.”

A source close to the band said, “This was one of the last scenes left to be filmed for the boys’ movie so they really gave it their all.

“It’s a back-to-basics, extreme survival-type feature and the lads were all up for roughing it overnight.

“They were foraging for things to eat and even had to scrounge some bedding and sleep on the ground.

“It was a world away from the plush hotels they’ve become accustomed to.

“They grew up watching shows like Bear’s Born Survivor and they all really wanted to try their hand at playing adventurer.

“Obviously, they weren’t entirely alone – there were a fair few crew members about. But it was a great chance for Liam, in particular, to dust off his old boy scout skills.

“He can make a fire with some twigs, no sweat.”

 And finally, Lisa McG couldn’t resist and had to add Eleanor’s name to a One Direction headline yet again:

It has also been claimed by eagle eyed fans that Eleanor Calder and Perrie Edwards are in the Italian city with their boyfriends Louis Tomlinson and Zayn Malik and making the most of their day off by taking in some sights.

1D Updates posted on Twitter saying:

“The street Zerrie were spotted on is called Via Monte Napoleone and there are loads of Italian fashion and jewelry shops”

 However, people are telling me that one of El’s friends posted a pic with El so she may not be in Milan.

3 Random WTF stories involving 1D 0

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Kesha is afraid of 1D fans according to TVNZ:

Ke$ha is concerned One Direction fans want to beat her up after she was rumoured to be dating Harry Styles.

The Die Young hitmaker is worried the group’s supporters, known as ‘Directioners’, will give her abuse on the street after she recently revealed she has been texting the 19-year-old hunk and admitted to having a crush on him.

“I hope they don’t want to beat me up, I’m just a fan too,” she told LOOK magazine.

Despite the speculation, the 26-year-old singer insists the pair are just good friends and their messages don’t have any sexual connotations.

He and I are just friends. Actually we started texting a long time ago and we’re just friendly, it’s not sexy,” she explained.

Take that, every single tabloid that tried to ship those two together. The Mirror has an article about 1D in high school and shows astonishment that there is a picture of Louis grabbing his girlfriend’s boob:

Have a look at Louis Tomlinson posing with his former band (and pretending to punch a doll for reasons we can’t explain), taking pictures of himself in the mirror and cupping his high school girlfriend’s boob. Yes, really!

LOL check out the fetus smug Louis.

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It’s the precursor to this:

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And finally the International Business Times inexplicably has an article about celebrity drug deals and they include Zayn in the mix. It’s based on a story that appeared in the Sun and involved the same dude that supposed brought the waitress girl back to Zayn’s house during the cheating scandal. What’s weird is I checked the Sun article and Zayn’s name isn’t mentioned there so I’m not sure how IBT is throwing him in the mix. It certainly makes you wonder though that the same guy who’s part of this drug dealing scandal is also the one involved in the Zayn cheating scandal:

Drug Deal Disaster: Rihanna, Justin Bieber & Zayn Malik Allegedly Involved?

Rihanna, Justin Bieber and Zayn Malik may have the music in common but there’s another thing that ties these three celebrities together. In a recent tabloid post, Rihanna, Bieber and Malik have allegedly been dealing drugs. How true are the rumours?

According to a UK tabloid, Rihanna has been associated as a drug dealer. Joining the RnB princess on the list are One Direction’s Zayn Malik and Canadian crooner, Justin Bieber. The Sun reports that Leon “Starino” Anderson has been dealing drugs with Bieber, Rihanna and Malik. One other name included in the drug dealing disaster is supermodel, Cara Delevingne.

“It’s part of my service. I have to. I have to be able to (get drugs). I have the biggest clients in the world,” stated Anderson, adding, “I am their right-hand man. When they’re in London and want to go out, I arrange everything from restaurants and clubs to anything else they want.”

Fans may recall Anderson as the person who had been involved in Malik’s cheating scandal with an Australian waitress early this year. If the posts about the drug dealings are proven true, Bieber, Rihanna and Malik are definitely in deep trouble.

Zayn smoke pot? How dare you…oh wait….

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So…this is probably it. 1D to announce stadium tour at Wembley Press Conference 0

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Well, that’s…not really all that life changing LOL. Looks like the big news is a stadium tour. FYI: that means way bigger venues. As a comparison, venues they are touring now hold around 20,000 (at least for DC show). Stadiums hold 50,000 to 90,000. From Unreality TV:

One Direction’s Niall Horan, Harry Styles, Zayn Malik, Liam Payne & Louis Tomlinson plan press conference in Wembley to announce stadium tour!

Various news outlets have revealed that they will be in attendance tomorrow, when the announcement is made at midday and Entertainment.ie’s Caroline Foran tweeted:

“Not gonna lie, cannot WAIT to go to Wembley tomorrow to find out @OneDirection’s big announcement. Cue a load of teenagers hating my guts.”

Gemma Murphy from Red FM wrote:

“Off to London tomorrow to see One Direction & find out what this big annoucement is #TickTock http://www.onebigannouncement.com ”

The Media Eye posted:

“@onedirection make ‘special announcement’ at press conference on Thursday”

Another post from Stereoboard about it.