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“Michael beat the hell out of me” claims Dina Lohan 0

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Dina Lohan with baby Lindsay…and a black eye

Dina Lohan gave a shocking account to the New York Daily News about ex-husband, Michael Lohan’s abuse when Lindsay was a baby and ET has published the photos that show Dina sporting a black eye. Dina also claims Michael raped her on several occasions. It’s just a horrible story and while it doesn’t excuse Lindsay’s behavior, it doesn’t sound like a great environment to grow up in either. The account is full of he said, she said but the photo above says a lot:

“Michael beat the hell out of me,” Dina said, of the 1986 incident memorialized in a family snapshot of the young mother holding her baby girl — Lindsay — while sporting a huge purple bruise under her right eye.

“When Lindsay saw the photo, she was furious,” said Dina. “She said, ‘Tell the world! Talk about it!’ ”

According to Dina, Lindsay was affected by all that she saw as a child — and she’s not to blame for her faltering career or oddball antics.

“She saw a lot of crazy stuff. I want the world to know the root of her problems,” said the mother of four.

Dina said she got the bruise during a night out with Michael while baby Lindsay stayed home.

They dined at an upscale restaurant in Cold Spring Harbor, and as the night progressed, so did Michael’s drinking and coke-snorting, Dina said.

“When we left he was drunk-driving and suddenly he started screaming, ‘Get the f— out of the car!’ ” she recalled.

That’s when her ex-husband punched her in the face with his clenched fist, bruising her cheek below the right eye, she claimed.

Dina called her parents, who brought her to a Long Island hospital. Medical records show that Dina was treated for “blunt trauma” to the face on Dec. 4, 1986.

Michael recalled the 1986 incident very differently.

“I came in at 2 o’clock in the morning after being out with some friends. I walked in and she hit me with an ice tray. With the back of my hand I slapped her in the face. Yes, it did happen in 1986. Were there any charges? No, not at all. I had a big black and blue on my neck from her,” he told The News.

Dina claims that was the first of several assaults that occurred until her husband, a Wall Street broker, was jailed in 1987 for 90 days on a securities fraud charge.

Dina said she didn’t press charges after the assault because he was already headed for the slammer.

But almost as soon as they married, Michael’s darker side emerged, she claimed.

“Michael was addicted to cocaine, like most stockbrokers back then. He had a lot of bad stuff going on,” Dina said.

By 1990, Michael Lohan was out of jail but facing more charges related to insider trading, and Dina was living with her children in her parents’ home. The two were estranged, with Michael allegedly partying with models almost every night. Dina said her strong Catholic beliefs prevented her from getting a divorce.

Those beliefs helped her survive what she said was a rape by her husband on Feb. 14, 1990.

She said she was at her parents’ home with her kids on that day. Michael Lohan showed up in a limo.

“He was out of jail and on another coke-fueled night,” said Dina.

According to her, Michael tried to convince her to take him back.

“He said, ‘I love you and I want to be with you,’ but then it went dark. It went dark really quick,” said Dina.

She said Michael Lohan raped her as her children slept.

“[They] were sleeping, and I just knew I had to stay quiet — I don’t want to wake them,” she said.

When her parents came home later, they insisted Dina go to the hospital.

According to Nassau County Hospital medical records, Dina did go to the ER to report a rape. She was examined by doctors and her clothes and other evidence was gathered in a rape kit.

Notes on the report indicate doctors called the police and also a coalition for abused women.

Dina never pressed charges, she said, because once again, her husband was already on his way to jail.

This time it was a more serious charge — tied to insider trading — and he did three years before getting released.

Michael called Dina’s version of events revisionist history, insisting that their sex was consensual.

He said Dina invited him to her parents’ house personally and took the lead with their intercourse in a first-floor bedroom.

“How can you rape a person when they’re on top of you?” he asked.

They were separated at the time, Michael explained, and he was dating another woman.

He said Dina claimed rape in a jealous fit after she called him later that night and heard he was with the girlfriend.

“I went over to her parents’ house and made love to her,” he said Sunday. “When I left and she called me, she found out I was with (the girlfriend) and called police. Then she called me the next day, crying. I said, ‘Let’s work this out.’ And I got back with Dina. There were no charges.”

“Lindsay saw all the beatings and all the abuse. She said, ‘Stay, mommy, don’t leave,’ ” said Dina.

Recently, Dina said, her adult daughter expressed regret for those words.

“She said, ‘I’m so sorry for making you stay.’ But I didn’t stay for Lindsay — I wanted all my kids to be happy,” said Dina.

According to Dina, the abuse is why she got an order of protection against him in 1987, one of several she would get over the next 12 years.

“Like many victims of domestic violence and rape, I was embarrassed and afraid. I was very young . . . I thought I could keep fixing him,” Dina said.

She said she came forward now to “set the record straight. I need to make the world aware that Lindsay is messed up because her father is messed up.”

Michael said he believes Dina is seeking cover from criticism of her own parenting decisions.

“She’s bringing this up now because she’s drinking and partying with Lindsay. And she keeps robbing Lindsay,” he said, claiming that his actress daughter is his ex-wife’s main source of income. “She is the devil.”

A Lohan Who’s Not a Famewhore? Are We Sure Those DNA Results Are Right? 0


Ashley Horn, the girl who recently found out she’s Michael Lohan’s daughter (and Lindsay’s half-sister) went on YouTube to let people know she’s NOT on twitter. I’m glad she cleared that up because the “fake” Ashley (@ashleyhornlohan) had tweeted me after I posted an article about the Ashley/Michael Lohan thing, but I was a bit skeptical because it was “too soon” to be using the “lohan” name and tweeting about that stuff, in my opinion.

Anyways, Ashley seems like a lovely girl and I wish her the best of luck!

Well, Lindsay Lohan, Looks Like You Have a New Half-Sister 0

Michael Lohan went on Trisha Goddard to get the DNA results for a lovechild he supposedly fathered. Why the hell wouldn’t he go on Maury? I mean, I would have loved to hear – Michael, you ARE the father! Looks like Lindsay’s got a new half-sis! Look at Ashley’s face after she says “I just met you” – she’s like fuck, I have a douchebag for a father! As TMZ points out, she’s in between Lindsay and Ali in age. From TMZ:

THE DNA TEST IS IN – Michael Lohan fathered an illegitimate lovechild back in 1995 behind Dina Lohan‘s back … and Michael’s reaction to the shocking paternity reveal was all caught on tape.

Michael agreed to submit to a DNA test for an episode of “Trisha Goddard” — where he comes face-to-face for the first time with the 17-year-old girl who claimed to be his daughter — and the results came back POSITIVE.

The girl’s mother — Kristi Horn — has claimed Michael was the father for years, and has even tried multiple times to get him to pay child support … but Michael adamantly denied the allegations.

The reveal — which airs tonight on NBC — is cringeworthy … Michael can’t believe the news … and the girl’s mother immediately bursts into tears.

After, Michael gets up to hug his newfound daughter (Ashley) and she resists, shouting, “No! No! No!” while Michael pleads, “I just want to hug you.”

FYI … Michael’s two youngest children with Dina — Ali and Cody — were born in 1993 and 1996 respectively. Which means Ashley was conceived somewhere in the middle.

Michael Lohan Tries to Stage Invention for Lindsay, Then Calls Gossip Site 0

Lindsay manages to look drunk even drinking just a ginseng drink

Let’s see if I can recap this mess. Michael Lohan showed up at Lindsay’s house with a bunch of people who were planning to take her to a rehab facility, but Lindsay wouldn’t open the front door and called cops. Michael thought she had fallen off the wagon because she’s been a no-show for post-production work on her upcoming movie, “The Canyons.” Someone claiming to be Lindsay’s boyfriend told Michael and company to go away and the cops were called.

The “boyfriend” told TMZ Lindsay was inside and any problems Lindsay has will not be solved by her father.  Michael called up Radar to say this (because he cares so much about his daughter, obvs):

“Lindsay needs help. She’s around all the wrong people. I’m not going to stand for this anymore. She has to get better. I’m not going to watch my daughter die. A lot of people tried to stage the intervention with me. She is dating a guy named Josh Chunn and he told me, ‘I feel the same way you do. I can’t take it. They’re destroying her life. Lindsay called the cops for trespassing but they opened the gates for us to come up… When we were leaving she threw Josh out and we picked him up in the car and he spilled the beans about everything she is doing. Her whole team has had it with her. All of them want to her to get treatment. I will keep putting pressure on her like I did before until she gets help. She is not going to get better without help and she needs treatment and help now.”

Lindsay Lohan Says Mom Not On Cocaine But Recording Says Otherwise 0

Lindsay Lohan is backpedaling on her claim that her mom was on cocaine the night they got into a fight. Did she lie to her dad to get sympathy or was she tell the truth and is just saying it was a lie so her mom doesn’t get in trouble. Does anyone care? She told TMZ she lied to her dad and she’s done with him. We’ve heard this before.

Lindsay called in to “TMZ Live” moments ago — telling us, ”I told my dad a really hurtful and untruthful lie about my mom. She was not on cocaine.”

Lindsay says her father Michael Lohan betrayed her trust by releasing a recording of her desperate phone call to the media.

Lindsay tells us, turning to her father in a moment of desperation was a massive mistake and she is now “done” with him forever — adding, Michael “doesn’t know what it means to be a father. He doesn’t want to be a dad.”

This whole family is a mess.

And the parents of the year award goes to – Michael Lohan Recording Lindsay saying “Dad, Mom’s On Cocaine” 0

So let’s recap. Lindsay’s out with her responsible mom, Dina, who is apparently on coke. Shit goes down as shit is wont to do when you’re doing blow and Lindsay calls daddy for help. Loving, caring Michael Lohan makes sure to record the call so he can sell it to TMZ. And we wonder why Lindsay’s so f-ed up.

Good thing TMZ transcribe it because it just sounds like when the parents talk on Peanuts to me. This family is so f-ed up.

Dina Lohan: Still Blaming Everyone Else For Lindsay’s Hot Messes 0

Lindsay and her loving, caring mother

Dina Lohan talked to NYDN (via The Superficial):

On letting Lindsay go into acting and how that turned out:
“I was born into the business. … My mother was an entertainer. It was natural. But yes, in the next life, I might not do it.”

Bitch, please. You totally would. Partying and shopping and living off your daughter’s fame versus PTA meetings, mommy book clubs, and a part-time job at Macy’s? Dina will take option A every single time.

On drinking with Lindsay, an alcoholic, over the weekend for Dina’s 50th birthday party:
“My 80-year-old mother was there, and she’s Italian-American, and to be able to have a glass of red wine there for her is normal for our family. … Some people who want to quit drinking do it cold turkey and some do it gradually — you want to keep a balance. I don’t know what’s a right way or a wrong way.”

How about the way where you don’t drink around your daughter who obviously has a problem with drinking? Let’s talk in 20 years after your daughter has “gradually” weened herself off the booze and we’ll see how that worked out, shall we?

On how Lindsay’s assistant is the one making her crash Porsches and steal jewelry:
“I have questions about Gavin. … There have been numerous incidents with Lindsay where he has been present. He was with her recently at [millionaire Sam Magid’s] party when she was falsely accused of burglarizing jewelry. It’s all very sketchy.”

You know what’s all very sketchy? A mother who is an apologist for her daughter’s bad behavior. It’s always a vast conspiracy against Lindsay, I guess.

On never partying with Lindsay but was just around to, uh, see who was letting her drink, yeah, that:
“I don’t party with Lindsay. In the early years, I would go with her to clubs, because I wanted to see who the enablers were.”

Yes, keep an eye on those enablers while you sip your Cosmo. I’m sure that will solve everything. Because why actually do anything about it.

According to TMZ, Dina wants a do-over with Dr. Phil since she f-ed it all up the first time. Irrelevant Michael says she was drunk during the interview.

Mike says Dina’s condition was also obvious to Dr. Phil — “You’re not gonna pull the wool over that man’s eyes … he’s a trained professional.”

A trained professional? Let’s not get crazy, Michael.