New One Direction Video for Live While We’re Young – Needs More Unicorns ⁰

by Candy • Music • Tags: gayest video ever, live while we're young, one direction

This video is probably the gayest video I’ve seen since the Party in the FIP video. Seriously. I know there’s always controversy (are one or more of them gay or not? is management hiding the gay?), but either management got punked by the director or management just said fuck it–we can’t contain the gay! It’s got shirtless 1D guys, wet t-shirt 1D guys, 1D guys holding inflatable phallic items like bananas and microphones, and even a big ole 1D dog pile.

Sure, there’s some token shots for the straight guys like the manly ride in the Jeep and the guys playing in those cool ass giant hamster balls (I want!), but this video is really targeted to hetero girls and the datalounge set. Shall we analyze?

Shirtless guys covered in water dancing in close proximity. Tell me this doesn’t look like Friday night at a Chelsea gay bar. Wet t-shirt clinging to the moobs, ahem, pecs, while Liam and Louis giggle in the background.

And…we’re still in Chelsea. Now, let’s hit each other with giant phallic objects. I mean inflatable microphones. (where do you even get an inflatable microphone?) *hen party in the back dancing with themselves

Still at the bar. Four drinks in. Shirts are coming off. Somebody’s getting lucky tonight! *Token fruit flies in the background.

Tell me this isn’t the beginning of a European gay porno. The scenario: Young man hiking in the woods saves a British lad who’s fallen into a lake. Gayness ensues. Shake it, Louis!