Sure, there’s some token shots for the straight guys like the manly ride in the Jeep and the guys playing in those cool ass giant hamster balls (I want!), but this video is really targeted to hetero girls and the datalounge set. Shall we analyze?
Shirtless guys covered in water dancing in close proximity. Tell me this doesn’t look like Friday night at a Chelsea gay bar. Wet t-shirt clinging to the moobs, ahem, pecs, while Liam and Louis giggle in the background.
And…we’re still in Chelsea. Now, let’s hit each other with giant phallic objects. I mean inflatable microphones. (where do you even get an inflatable microphone?) *hen party in the back dancing with themselves
Still at the bar. Four drinks in. Shirts are coming off. Somebody’s getting lucky tonight! *Token fruit flies in the background.
Tell me this isn’t the beginning of a European gay porno. The scenario: Young man hiking in the woods saves a British lad who’s fallen into a lake. Gayness ensues. Shake it, Louis!
It always starts with horseplay. Although this settles one burning question – #teamharrytops (although, not really. I’m #teamlouistops all the way)
Zayn making a sex face while Louis croons into the phallic object
Now it’s Zayn’s turn with the phallus. Liam casually strums the giant banana. Nothing unusual in that. ICU Harry ICU.
Nothing more heterosexual than a rope swing. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Manly high fives all around!
I don’t even know what’s going on here, but I dub it completely 100% not gay. Not at all.
Dog pile! Hmm, Harry on top once again…
Okay. Let’s be honest…it’s a sausage fest. Rainbow shirt dude for the win!
In conclusion, best video ever!
And for old times sake – Party in the FIP:
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