Posts Tagged ‘lindsay lohan’

It almost makes you long for the days of a good ole days when Lindsay made the news for stumbling out of a club drunk or having a public spat with Sam. I like how they put friends in quotes. From TMZ:

Lindsay Lohan has been named a suspect in the theft of a $35,000 Rolex watch, law enforcement sources tell TMZ.

We’re told the watch belongs to one of Lindsay’s “friends,” who accidentally left it at Lindsay’s house earlier this year — and never got it back.

But sources tell us that cops have photographic evidence which could prove Lindsay knows exactly where the Rolex went. We’re told cops rolled over to Lohan’s pad Wednesday to question the actress about the Rolex — but Lindsay denied any involvement in the theft.

So far, no arrests have been made in the case — but it’s another major issue for Lohan … who seems to be in a downward spiral.

Lindsay’s lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, tells TMZ, “The allegations are completely untrue.”

It’s a she said, she said…my money is on Ronson. Lindsay’s the one covering her face in a non-dramatic fashion. And who are her new “friernds”?

Lindsay is getting puffy and Ali is shrinking away. No Lindz, that top doesn’t make you look fat at all. (eep)

FROM RADAR ONLINE

While Lindsay Lohan continues to party until the wee hours of the morning, and her family and friends grow increasingly concerned for her, Dr. Drew Pinsky, who is not treating Lohan, has some candid advice for the people closest to her.

The board certified addiction specialist tells RadarOnline.com, “If she were my daughter, I would pack her car full with illegal substances, send her on her way, call the police, and make sure she was arrested. I would  make sure she was not allowed to get out of jail. I would then go to the judge and make sure she was ordered to a minimum of a three year sobriety program.”

Dr. Drew says it’s highly unlikely that Lindsay will recognize she has a problem and go to rehab of her own accord, “I would say it’s less than a 1% chance of her making the decision to go to rehab. I have said this many times before, I believe that Lindsay will make a wonderful sober person, someday, if she survives this. I absolutely wish no harm to her, but I just have a feeling that something awful is going to happen to her, like she is going to lose a limb. I hope Lindsay gets help before something terrible happens.”

WAIT.

DR. DREW IS JUST WORRIED SHE IS GOING TO LOSE A LIMB?  THAT’S IT? WUT?

HMMMM. ENJOY SOME BAD PHOTO SHOPPING.

SEXY, NO?

Well, it could have been! I’m sure the look they’re going for is all “edgy,” but it scream, “Hey, I’m a streetwalker who came into your building to pee in your ladies room and I wandered in the utility closet by accident and I’m so strung out, I thought I was at a high-fashion photoshoot in Soho so I’m just going to pose in front of the fusebox.” This is Lindsay’s new ad for her leggings line, which is expanding into regular clothes.

Wow, I never realized how absolutely gay Schneider looked. My world has been rocked.