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Liam’s Dead Fish Makes Headlines and so does Danielle 0

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Liam’s fish dying was newsworthy stuff. Entertainmentwise has a whole article on it. The first part at least. Then, it morphs into Liam stepping in to help that waitress.

And good old Unreality TV has a whole article about Danielle getting serenaded by a guy.

Danielle Peazer may be single for the first time in two and a half years but that doesn’t mean she’s been short of male attention.

When newspapers reported that the professional dancer and One Directionsigner had split earlier this month, she was in Dubai with friends, no doubt trying to escape the worst of the press attention.

This weekend Dani shared a video with her Twitter followers, showing herself being serenaded by an admirer, who obviously didn’t feel threatened by the fact that her last boyfriend was a world famous millionaire.

Danielle uploaded the video with the caption:

“I loved this guy singing to me in Dubai….wasn’t even my birthday!”

This is the guy LOL. Oh, Lisa McG, I love how you manage to turn a slightly annoying but nice dude who possibly works at the restaurant into a potential love interest:


I loved this guy singing to me in Dubai….wasn’t even my birthday!

May 19, 2013| Source: Keek.com

But it gets even better…Lisa McG says this dude isn’t the only guy interested – look an openly gay man said love you to her! This is almost as bad as Bonnie at Hollywood Life.

And proving that a random man in Dubai isn’t the only one with an eye for her, Peazer also received a message on Twitter from X Factor star Rylan Clark which read:

“@DaniellePeazer love you x”

Peazer has built herself quite the fanbase since she started dating Liam and currently has more than 2 million followers on Twitter. She’s pretty active with her supporters too and revealed on Friday that she was shocked to realise that she has tweeted no less than 10,000 times in the last two years. Danielle wrote:

“10,000 tweets….I spend way too much time on Twitter”

What? Liam gets into with football player who pulled waitress’s hair 0

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Only the Daily Record has this story but it says Liam defended a waitress at the Funky Buddha when one of the players pulled a waitress’s hair.

One Direction star Liam Payne involved in bust up with four footballers as he defends waitress

THE 1D heartthrob squared up to four Tottenham Hotspur players after one of them- Aaron Lennon- tugged the hair of a waitress who was serving drinks.

HE may be in a boyband and look all pretty but you don’t mess with Liam Payne.

Do you, Tottenham Hotspur?

The One Direction heartthrob was involved in an extraordinary nightclub bust-up with four Spurs players after one – Aaron Lennon – tugged the hair of a waitress.

Leaping to her defence, Liam squared up to the England midfielder at London’s Funky Buddha, shouting: “What the f*** are you doing?”

The pint-sized winger, 26, was dragged away by teammates Kyle Walker, Tom Huddlestone and Jake Livermore.

The incident happened at around 2am – and just five days before Spurs’ biggest game of the season.

A source said: “The football boys were with four other guys and two girls, and had vodka and various mixers on their table.

“Liam was with a few friends of his own, a few tables away.

“Out of nowhere there was a commotion when Liam saw a girl having her hair pulled.

“He didn’t know her but was outraged on her behalf.

“He thought it was completely uncalled for.

“Being a gentleman, he went straight over to the players and confronted Aaron, asking him what the f*** he was playing at.

“Liam was telling his friends what a d*** he was to have done that to a lady.”

So, as if newly single Liam needed to give girls any more reason to fancy him, his chivalry has probably just done it anyway.

The unnamed girl worked at the popular Mayfair haunt – where Liam celebrated his 19th birthday. She had earlier shown the singer and his pals to their VIP table.

She had also been helping the Spurs stars, ensuring they were constantly surrounded
by drinks.

Still a slow news day – Liam Likes Houses in Norway 0

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With the boys on a break, there’s hardly been any articles in the media that show up when I check for them and that’s refreshing to say the least! The only one I could find that wasn’t a rehash of stuff that’s been around is this one from Entertainmentwise about Liam liking the houses in Norway. They managed to work in a few paragraphs on the Payzer breakup as well.

Liam Payne may be waving goodbye to the UK and expanding his property portfolio in the near future after spotting several “dream houses” while in Norway recently.

The ‘Live While We’re Young’ singer and his bandmates are currently in the midst of the European leg of their ‘Take Me Home’ tour and performed at the Telenor Arena in Norway last week. While the band are undeniably focusing on their busy schedule, it seems Liam may have other things in mind and has admitted to eyeing up houses to purchase.

“I would [move to Norway], some of the houses I have seen today were literally my dream house,” Liam said during an interview on a Norwegian radio station.

“There was one stretch of water and then there were houses on the cliff and they were like massive houses. We got the kayaks out and went kayaking there for a little bit. It was amazing, so nice.”

He added: “I would definitely consider living here.” Perhaps Liam is trying to take his mind off his recent split from Danielle Peazer, whom he broke up with last month with sources claiming they were finding it difficult to spend any time together.

A source had told The Sun: “They have been trying for months to make it work but it just hasn’t. They had a big chat last month and decided there wasn’t any point in dragging it out.

“Liam’s on tour until November and Danielle’s very busy so they basically never see each other.”

A rep also confirmed the split, saying in a statement: “Liam and Danielle have split. It is all very amicable and the pair remain friends.”

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It’s a slow news morning, which is good because I’m going to breakfast with my parents in a bit, but here’s an article about the top 5 suitors for Liam from Metro.

Liam Payne is young, free and single to his fans’ delight after splitting with his long-term girlfriend Danielle Peazer – again. They dated on and off since 2010 but now they’re over for good and Liam is well and truly back on the market. Of course, being a 1D lad, it won’t be long until he’s linked to a string of eligible female ladies though.

To get the ball rolling, we’ve come up with our top 5 sexy suitors for Liam to choose from.

Leona Lewis

They’ve been linked countless times but he was still hung up on Danielle so nothing happened. Now their romance is dead in the water though, this could be the perfect timing. Granted Liam did admit the rumours were nonsense last year, declaring he was ‘bored’ of the gossip, but the Trouble singer claimed Liam was a ‘sweet’ guy so he might be in with a real shot.

Miley Cyrus

Strictly speaking, she’s not a single lady. But as there are rumours coming out daily that herengagement to Liam Hemsworth is on the rocks, we decided to flirt with the idea of a Liam/Miley union. They’ve both handled fame  young, they both have a huge teen fanbase and they’re both huge tattoo fanatics. Added to which, when Liam was asked by a fan which US celeb he is desperate to meet, he answered: ‘Miley Cyrus – she’s hot’. The only problem is last year Miley made it clear her favourite member of the band is Harry Styles when she jumped into bed with him.

Dionne Bromfield

Dionne split with The Wanted’s Nathan Sykes last month, claiming it wasn’t working anymore. But she can think of Nathan as good training as now she knows what it’s like be be a boyband WAG, she’ll fit right into the hectic life of a 1D girlfriend – as well as making an upgrade. The 17-year-old no doubt dreams of cracking the US too so shacking up with Liam could be a good move.

Mollie King

Mollie is our token single lady so just had to feature on Liam’s list. Okay, she’s linked to music producer Jordan Omley but she was also linked to Prince Harry and we all know how that turned out. This pair both know what it’s like to have gossip written about them and let’s face it, The Saturdays uniting with One Direction can only be a good thing.

Ella Henderson

She might be hotly linked to Paul Gascoigne’s son Regan but Ella Henderson has declared herself single, insisting they’re just good friends. She released her debut solo track Waiting earlier this week so it’s the perfect time to bag herself a famous boyfriend. And the 1D boys are used to dating fellow X Factor alumnus, with Zayn shacked up with Little Mix’s Perrie Edwards and Harry having dated Xtra Factor host Caroline Flack. Added to which, they know what it’s like to be the most talked about stars in the country.

zayn meh

Liam Shirtless Makes the Papers 0


In all the chaos of me coming back home and the blind gossip being solved and stuff, I missed posted this video of Andy and Liam (even after boobear drew Liam’s hairy chest to my attention).

Say what you will about Andy, but he certainly delivers the goods. Although it looks like Liam is all hairless in the video. From the Mirror:

STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING – One Direction’s Liam Payne has taken his clothes off (scream!).

Unfortunately he didn’t completely strip off but the singer, 19, did remove his top while enjoying a ride on a speedboat with his friend Andy Samuels who randomly looks a lot like Dale Howard from Big Brother nine.

The pair recorded a video of themselves on the boat in Oslo, Norway and fortunately, for the entire world, Andy uploaded the clip of himself and the rather FIT Liam onto social networking website Keek.

And it looks like Liam’s recent split from ex-girlfriend Danielle Peezer isn’t getting him down as he smiled and laughed as he zipped across the water in the posh and expensive vessel.

The noisy engine makes it hard to hear what Andy is saying but the main and VERY IMPORTANT thing is that we can see Liam topless and you can even imagine he is completely naked as you can’t see his bottom half.

Of course, that would be completely natural - hanging out with your fully clothed mate while you sit next to him on a speedboat TOTALLY naked. Normal.

Doing his best to make himself heard over the loud machinery of the boat, Andy shouts: “Yes, Norway!”

Thank you Andy, thank you.

The best time of his life… 4

Yup, that’s a man who is wallowing in grief due to his painful breakup.

liam faceSassy Bitch Please Liam is almost as awesome as Sassy Lou

bitch plz

Sorry. I take that back, Louis. Nothing can top Sassy Lou.

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Here’s an article from the Sun. Oddly, they go out of their way to mention that Danielle will probably still be in the 1D3D movie. Also, all the girlfriends get a shoutout in this article, even Taylor (bwahahaha!):

FEW stories can make Twitter go into meltdown quicker than a ONE DIRECTION story.

So LIAM PAYNE’s split from long-term girlfriend DANIELLE PEAZER will dominate the social networking site today.

The couple have been dating since meeting on X Factor in 2010.

But they made the mutual decision to break up after a two-hour chat a couple of weeks ago.

They’d been struggling to keep the relationship on the right track because of Liam’s hectic work schedule.

They initially ended their relationship last September, blaming long-distance woes as the reason for the split.

But they reunited just before Christmas when backing dancer Danielle flew out to watch her ex and the rest of the band perform in Madison Square Garden in December.

She joined LOUIS TOMLINSON’s missus ELEANOR CALDER on a weekend trip to New York to see the group play, along with ZAYN MALIK’s girlfriend PERRIE EDWARDS and TAYLOR SWIFT, who was HARRY STYLES’ other half at the time.

Danielle and Liam were already talking about sharing a gaff a month after the trip and in March this year they bought a pet dog together. A source said: “They have been trying for months to make it work but it just hasn’t. They had a big chat last month and decided there wasn’t any point in dragging it out.

“Liam’s on tour until November and Danielle’s very busy so they basically never see each other.

“It was extremely amicable though, which is good because there’s a strong chance Danielle will still be in the lads’ upcoming 3D film.

“The boys are still filming it and editing is going to go right down to the wire.

“But she’s been there for most of the filming so it’ll be tough to cut her out and Liam wouldn’t want that anyway.”

Liam and Louis were mobbed by One Directioners after being spotted out shopping in Amsterdam at the weekend.