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Feb 14, 2013

Lady Gaga Cancels Rest of Tour ¹

Oh no! Lady Gaga has cancelled all her tour dates after a serious hip injury that requires surgery. Live Nation put out this statement:

Live Nation Global Touring has confirmed that the remainder of the Lady Gaga Born This Way Ball performances have been cancelled. After additional tests this morning to review the severity of the issue, it has been determined that Lady Gaga has a labral tear of the right hip caused by strenuous repetitive movements in her performances. She will need surgery to repair the problem, followed by strict down time to recover. This unfortunately, will force her to cancel the tour, so she can heal. Refunds for the cancelled performances will be available at point of purchase starting Feb 14, 2013.

Earlier, when the tour was merely postponed, Gaga tweeted:

“I’ve been hiding a show injury and chronic pain for sometime now, over the past month it has worsened,” Gaga shared Tuesday afternoon. “I’ve been praying it would heal.”

The injury is a synovitis, a severe inflammation of joints, she said, adding, “I hid it from my staff, I didn’t want to disappoint my amazing fans. However after last night’s performance I could not walk and still can’t.”

She went on to say, “To the fans in Chicago Detroit & Hamilton I hope you can forgive me, as it is nearly impossible for me to forgive myself. Im devasted & sad.”

Dec 25, 2012

Lady Gaga Doing Documentary ⁰

by Candy • Music • Tags: lady gaga, terry richardson

I’m so full from dinner that even just watching Lady Gaga destroy a cake with her ass makes me want to regurgitate the contents of my stomach. Lady Gaga’s making a documentary and Terry Richardson is making it so we can expect lots of scantily-clad scenes of Gaga rolling around in various baked goods, right? From E:

The nearly 33 million Little Monsters who follow Lady Gaga on Twitter got a massive Christmas present this morning as the singer revealed she’ll soon be coming to a theater near you!

“Merry Christmas little monsters,” Gaga wrote. “Terry Richardson is making a #LadyGagaMOVIE documenting my life, the creation of ARTPOP + you!”

“Thank you for being so patient waiting for my new album ARTPOP I hope this gets u excited for things to come. I love you with all my heart!” Gaga announced her fourth album on August 6, 2012 and featured several of the songs in contention for inclusion on her recent Born This Wall Ball. Although no release date is yet known, it’s rumored to be due out in Spring 2013.

Nov 25, 2012

35 Little Monsters Break Into Lady Gaga’s Garage on Thanksgiving ⁰

by Candy • Music • Tags: lady gaga

35 little monsters busted through the garage of the house where Lady Gaga was staying in Peru. Aww, she was going to give them stuffing. From HuffPo:

“#MONSTERFACT when gaga is asleep try to break into the garage, sing loud as possible, + ring the doorbell repeatedly #happeningnow #badkids,” Gaga tweeted on Nov. 23.

“Thanksgiving story: woke up for leftovers in kitchen (naked)- stumbled on security camera revealing 35 monsters in my garage #why #iloveu,” she continued. “I should be mad i guess except i tried to figure out how to slide stuffing under the door, but theres no cat-flap.”

According to Sky News, the 26-year-old singer did not contact the police about the disturbance.

“To any little monsters trying to get in my house at the moment IF YOU SEE A LARGE ITALIAN MAN yelling about sleep IT IS NOT JOE GERMANOTTA,” she ended with.

Nov 20, 2012

Lady Gaga Rolling Around in Cake ⁰

by Candy • Spotted • Tags: lady gaga

Blame Terry Richardson again. He released another clip of Lady Gaga’s rap video thing, Cake, and big surprise, she’s rolling around in cake. I love Lady Gaga, but I hate frosting so I’m not sure I approve of this.

That either!

Nov 15, 2012

Lady Gaga Rapping and Getting Spanked ⁰

by Candy • Music • Tags: lady gaga

This is a teaser for Lady Gaga’s Cake video where she raps. And, of course, Terry Richardson directed it. Isn’t it obvious? Half naked, spanking, girls in tubs. Have you ever wondered if Terry is just punking everybody and he’s not really a photographer, he’s just some pervy dude that likes to make girls do sexy shit for him? Anyways, you know I love me some Gaga, but I just don’t know how I’m going to feel about this.

Oct 19, 2012

Lady Gaga to Star in Zoolander 2? ⁰

by Candy • Movies • Tags: lady gaga, zoolander

I could totally see Lady Gaga in Zoolander 2. Zoolander was so wacky and I think Gaga could really pull it off if she was in it. source

Lady Gaga is reportedly in talks to join the cast of “Zoolander 2,” The Sun reports. She has allegedly been offered a $4.8 million deal by actor and producer Ben Stiller, who will return as boneheaded male model Derek Zoolander.

Gaga will reportedly star in “Zoolander 2″ as the love interest of Derek and his rival Hansel McDonald (Owen Wilson), according to The Sun. “Gaga is top of their wish-list. She has the talent and attitude — and an amazing sense of humor,” a source told the newspaper. Other contenders for the role reportedly include Kate Upton, Heidi Klum and Adriana Lima.

Oct 18, 2012

Lady Gaga to Launch “Healthy Drinking Water” ⁰

by Candy • WTFery • Tags: lady gaga

Umm…Isn’t water already healthy? I’m sure this is going to be like SmartWater where they take perfectly good water and add a bunch of vitamins or minerals or weird shit to it and knowing Gaga, it will be like the sweat of 100 virgin twinks or something. From NYDN:

“Gaga has been at the center of a lot of attention over her weight increase,” a spy tells us. “Losing her weight in such a short time and launching a healthy water drink may be part of a plan.”

According to Hollywood correspondent James Desborough, designers at the Haus of Gaga creative team are putting the finishing touches on Gaga’s bottled water marketing campaign. The shape of the bottle remains a closely guarded secret among a small team of executives, under Gaga’s orders.

“Everyone at Gaga HQ is keeping very tight-lipped. There are plans being prepared for marketing strategies,” says our snitch.

“We know that the water drink is due out in the near future,” says our insider. “No one has seen prototypes of the bottle.”

“Gaga water is something that has been in the pipeline for a few months, and now things are really gearing up to an announcement and high-profile launch.”

Oct 8, 2012

Lady Gaga is a Golden Girl ⁰

by Candy • Spotted • Tags: lady gaga

Lady Gaga can’t just wear an LBD like everybody else. There’s always got to be something. In this case, she accessorized with some kind of golden rings/nails/contraption while attending the launch of her new fragrance, “Fame,” at Harrods. Pretty spiffy, lady.

Oct 8, 2012

Is this a new trend? Lady Gaga Pukes On-Stage in Spain ⁰

by Candy • Music • Tags: lady gaga

First, Justin Beiber. Now, Gaga. Gaga gagged during a concert in Spain. You can see it pretty clear in the video above. She’s got her back turned, but wow, that’s a lot of puke. I hate to watch these puking videos, but for some reason, I can’t stop myself! source

Lady Gaga battled through illness at her gig in Spain on Saturday and refused to halt the show even after vomiting on stage. The pop superstar took her Born This Way Ball concerts to Barcelona, but the singer struggled throughout her performance and was caught on camera throwing up mid-song.
Gaga walked to the end of the stage during a rendition of her hit track The Edge of Glory and turned her back to the audience as she stood behind a dancer to vomit several times.
However, the Poker Face star refused to let her sickness stop the show and continued until the end.
After the gig, she wrote in a post on Twitter.com, “Spain, you took the p**s outta me. That’s some hard bodied pop stuff. I’ll never forget tonight Barcelona. Forever.”
She returned to the site on Monday and poked fun at the incident by linking to a video of the night, adding, “Was praying nobody saw but actually it’s quite a good laugh if u (sic) need one! Check out Lady PukeGA (sic) doing Swan ‘Vomit’ Lake. I still hit my routine mom!!”

Oct 5, 2012