kristin stewart

Ask Men’s List of Most Desirable Women 0

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I’m almost down with Ask Men‘s list. Jennifer is a solid choice, although I probably wouldn’t put her at #1. I like Mila, although the Ashton thing makes me question her choices. Kate Upton is adorable in a voluptuous way, but there’s something missing that I can’t quite put my finger on. Rihanna just makes me mad lately. Emma Stone is adorable…and that’s about the time I lose interest in the list LOL.

  1. Jennifer Lawrence
  2. Mila Kunis
  3. Kate Upton
  4. Rihanna
  5. Emma Stone
  6. Miranda Kerr
  7. Kristen Stewart
  8. Jessica Gomes
  9. Jessica Pare
  10. Michelle Jenneke

Kristin Stewart in Louis Vuitton Black and White Square Print – Love It or Hate It 0

Kristin Stewart wore this Louis Vuitton black and white square print romper while promoting Twilight in Tokyo and it looks just like a 1950s diner floor. I don’t care how good she looks or who made it or how much it costs because that’s all I can see when I look at this.

So, you wanna wear geometric black and white prints and mesmerize everyone in a 50-foot radius? Bring some Tylenol.

Black and White Geometric Prints

Bardot stripe dress
$125 - bardot.com.au

Slimming dress
oasap.com

Chloé leather tote
mytheresa.com

Alexander McQueen box clutch
$1,760 - brownsfashion.com

Kristin Stewart Talking About Perfume…No, This Isn’t Uncomfortable At All 0

Have you ever watched someone try to bluff their way through a book report? That’s totally this livechat. Kristin Stewart looks super awkward and uncomfortable talking about perfume and fashion, although it may just be her natural state of awkward uncomfortableness. She’s the muse for Florabotanica by Balenciaga and you’d think three words that describe the “frah-grance” (as the interviewer says) would be the easy part (around the 4:20 mark):

Kristin: Umm, that is a tough one. *deep breath, nervous laugh, runs fingers through hair* I think, umm, sure yeah… dangerous, definitely danger and umm…

You get the idea. Great spokeswoman you got there.

Did Liberty Ross Tip Off Paps to Rupert and Kristin’s Car Shenanigans? 0

How creepy is it that they are almost wearing the same dress? I prefer Liberty’s though.

Here’s an idea. Instead of making the movie Carrie for the third time (!), why doesn’t somebody whip up a Lifetime movie about the Kristin Stewart/Robert Pattinson/Rupert Sanders/Liberty Ross mess? I’m sure that would be just as entertaining as watching a teenager getting pelted with tampons in the shower and doused in pig’s blood. Hollywood Life is speculating that Liberty tipped off the paps in order to catch Rupert in the act so she could humiliate his ass. That’s some Maury Povich shit right there! From Hollywood Life:

Liberty Ross was disgusted to find out that her husband Rupert Sanders was cheating on her with Kristen Stewart, but now new details are coming out about how she potentially shamed her husband in public once she found out!

Liberty, 34, may have used a friend to catch Rupert, 41, and Kristen, 22, in the act, HollywoodLife.com learned EXCLUSIVELY from a source close to the situation.

“Liberty had her friend tip off the photo agency that Rupert was having an affair with Kristen,” our source said. “Liberty wanted Rupert to get caught in the act so he would be humiliated. Liberty told a friend in London that she heard rumors that her husband was having an affair with Kristen. She knew her friend was going to leak the info to a photo agency. Liberty wanted Rupert and Kristen to be caught in public because she wanted him to be humiliated!”

ZOMG a pic of Kristin and Robert Together…Meh 0

Robert Pattinson and Kristin Stewart were spotted out together. They look so happy! Like they always say, the couple that makes the :| face together stays together. From E:

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson were photographed together last night for the first time since their split and ET has the exclusive photos and video.

Tune it to ET tonight for the exclusive video footage and more photos of the Twilight superstars back together. Stewart, 22, and Pattinson, 26, were spotted at the Ye Rustic Inn, a bar in Los Angeles’ trendy Los Feliz neighborhood.

Sources say the couple spent more than four hours at the bar, and came with about 10 friends. The two were in obvious good spirits, and even “cozied up to each other.” Onlookers said there was no sign of tension between them at all, as they laughed and joked and enjoyed their drinks.

I love that the article gushes over how happy and cozied up they were and the one pic they use is so meh.

Get Ready for the Twihards Losing It 0

Robert Pattinson and Kristin Stewart are scheduled to do promo together for Breaking Dawn Part 2. US Mag and others say that they’ll both be at the worldwide press junket in Los Angeles which runs from Oct. 28 to Nov. 3.

Call me cynical, but if we don’t see them together out in public before then than we’ll all know this was all one big publicity stunt to promote Twilight.

Kristin Stewart Says She Never Slept with Rupert Sanders 1

Bitch, please. Even if I believe that (which I sort of do, considering they were caught making out in a car like two horny high schoolers), you don’t think they eventually wouldn’t have slept with each other if they hadn’t gotten caught? Although something fishy is definitely going on in the pic above so I guess it depends on what your definition of “sex” is. I doubt Kristin and Rupert would have just kept making out forever.

“Kristen and Rupert both told their respective partners that they didn’t actually have sex,” a source close to the situation tells Radar.

“Kristen was absolutely steadfast that she only engaged in several make-out sessions with Rupert but never slept with him. Rob didn’t believe her in the beginning but as time wore on he accepted her explanation. Kristen has given Rob passwords to her voicemail and e-mail account to prove she has nothing to hide and will do anything to get his trust back.”

Kristin at Balenciaga Show Looking Okay I Guess 0

It’s an improvement on that stained shirt she wore in the airport photos. I actually really like her jacket and boots (although the chick behind her has the same jacket in black and I like that one better LOL). As the face of Balenciaga’s Florabotanica, she probably has to show up and wear all the clothes, which is a good gig if you can get it! She just always looks sort of meh…be happy girl. Free trip.

Now that is the face of reconciliation – Kristin Stewart and Rob Pattinson Shacking Up Again 0

USWeekly says Kristin Stewart and Rob Pattinson are living together again so it must be true LOL. An unnamed insider says:

“They are living together and have reconciled.”

But a source tells Us the British hunk “is extra-sensitive right now. He’s insecure.”

Kristin always looks like she might smell a bit (which makes the cheating photos that much more icky to me). She probably doesn’t, but the stained shirt and the dirty shoes are making me reach for some hand sanitizer. And, isn’t it funny how people just walk around using their iPads as cameras now? I just think it looks so odd.