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And just think…this woman is going to be a mother! 0

If Kim Kardashian thinks a little breast milk on her leg is bad, wait until she faces poopy diapers, baby vomit, and the rhythmic tones of the breast pump. I have no idea why Kourtney is squeezing breast milk onto Kim’s leg. It appears she has a boo-boo of some kind and had been putting cream that had milk (breast milk?) in it. It’s distressing me that people don’t need a license or have to take a test to become parents.

Life & Style Uses 3-Year Old Bikini Pics in an Effort to be First with Kourtney Kardashian Post-Baby Body Reveal 0

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Now the gossip mags are fighting each other! Life & Style came out with the above cover of Kourtney Kardashian supposedly showing off her post-baby body. Which would be great except the picture is 3 years old. Huffington Post says:

“That bikini shoot is almost 3 years old after my first baby. For the real reveal after baby #2 check out next week’s issue of US ‪@usweekly!” Kardashian tweeted on Wednesday.

“This cover is brilliant,” one magazine insider told The Huffington Post, referring to the Life & Style Kardashian issue. “Life & Style knew Kourtney was selling new images after her baby and knew Us Weekly had secured them. In order to ruin its competitor’s exclusive, they went with their own weight loss cover this week. It’s genius. By the time the real [images] appear, it will feel like old news.”

Sassy! This is totally Life & Style right now:

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Scott Disick Loves Being a Dad 0

I love my Scott Disick gifs almost as much as Scott seems to love his kids, Mason, 2, and newborn daughter Penelope, 3 months. According to US:

“My son is my world and my daughter is my new world. So, it all combines,” Disick told Us when hosting a party at Chateau nightclub at the Paris Hotel in Las Vegas Saturday. “It’s pretty unbelievable starting another chapter in your life. It’s a lot better than not having children.”

“They are better than ever,” Kourtney’s sister, Kim Kardashian, tells Us. “I feel bad Scott gets such a bad rap. Good thing they’re too busy being parents to pay attention to nonsense!”

Agreed second-time mom Kourtney: “We’re good right now with how things are. We’re just trying to figure out our new life with two kids.”

Please, did you peasants think Scott wouldn’t be a doting dad?

Even tea party Louis is judging you!

Lord Disick and His Lady Spotted – Kourtney Wears Turban 0

The fashion turban is one of those things I just don’t understand. It instantly ages anyone like 20 years. It reminds me of something my grandma would wear if she hadn’t gotten a chance to get her hair did yet. But Kourtney don’t care. And apparently neither does Scott Disick, who’s sporting a little scruff and looking kind of butchy. Never mind that it looks like she bought that thing out of the Vermont Country Store catalog. She probably got it at Neiman’s and paid like way too much for it.

Khloe Kardashian and Scott Disick Scout Locations for New DASH Store 0

Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian, along with son Mason Disick and Scott Disick, were spotted scouting locations for a new DASH store while taping the new season of ‘Kourtney and Kim Take Miami’ in Miami Beach, FL. Mason is adorable. Scott looks prep as ever. Not a fan of either of the girls’ outfits.

On a side note, CandyBar and I went to the DASH store in NYC and it’s just meh. I don’t see what all the fuss is about.