Candy is on vacation until the 16th, but enjoy this queued up post!
Look at that face. That is some 007 shit right there. Don’t believe me. Check this.
Boyband member, my ass. I know a member of MI6 when I see one.
Now, look at him chilling on a yacht (ok, maybe it’s not a yacht, but for our purposes, let’s keep with the Bond theme).
In between assignments, he has to let off steam and it’s got to be on the yacht. It’s hard work being in Her Majesty’s Service.
How did that get in there? As I was saying. Chilling. Waiting for his next assignment. Yacht. Abs.
Being a British secret agent is very stressful as you can clearly see. I’ve never seen stress look like this though. I’d say he handles it quite well.
I never realized how much he puts his hands on his head like that. Double 0 Delicious.
Every secret agent man needs a secret weapon. Louis has four – suspenders, stripes, skills, and sass.
SUSPENDERS – I’m sure they’re quite dangerous and have many devious purposes that I can’t even imagine. Q is good at hooking Louis up like that. Can we talk about that first pic? Secret agents aren’t supposed to be that adorable.
And, is that a bow tie I see in that first pic? A bow tie AND suspenders?
Moving on. STRIPES. Deadly fucking stripes. They mesmerize Louis’ opponent, thus disabling them quite handily. Stripes are like his signature. The last thing you see before he takes your ass out is stripes.
SKILLS - He’s gots dem. Here, Louis singlehandedly takes out Harry with nothing but water. He’s just that badass. Ok, maybe takes out is too strong a word, but the threat (whatever it was, you threatening curly-haired motherfucker you) is definitely neutralized. Just look at Harry’s toes all curled up. That’s almost adorable enough to make me get over my foot phobia. Almost. *tries not to imagine how freakishly big Harry’s feet really are* *shivers*
Don’t let Louis’ small size fool you. He’ll knock you off a hale bay and won’t think twice.
He’s a highly trained killing machine capable of surviving in any environment or challenge. Really.
Louis is also quite adept when working in teams. Here he lands a blow to the side distracting his opponent long enough to leave them open to the deadly pillow to the face from another member of MI6. Brutal.
Every secret agent needs an arch enemy and Louis has one. Meet Susie Stripesalot. Jacking Louis’ style is a surefire way to make an enemy for life. This can’t end well for her.
His last secret weapon is SASS. There’s a reason he’s called the Sassmaster from Doncaster:
In conclusion, Louis Tomlinson is James Bond.
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