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Prince Charles Attends Bond Skyfall London Premiere 0

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The James Bond Skyfall London premiere was today and Prince Charles attended. The picture above is so awkward. It looks like a tiny Judi Dench is in between Daniel Craig and Prince Charles and a tiny little hand (mini me!) is popping out of Prince Charles’ jacket to try and cop a feel. And look at the side eye on the right. Not everyone can be a Dame.

Can we talk about how hot Berenice Marlohe looks? I don’t even know who she is, but I will not forget that name or that face or that…

So, you wanna go to the London premiere even though that Berenice chick is totally stealing all the attention? Just roll up with one of your friends in not-quite-matching black and gold gowns because you know what’s better than a Bond girl? TWO Bond girls. Booya!


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Bond Skyfall London Premiere Look

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Bisexual Bond? Double Oh Whoa! 0

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That headline alone should make me turn in my gay card. I’m terribly sorry for it. Anyways, in Skyfall, Bond teases at being bi while getting teased by Javier Bardem’s character, Silva. Source:

“What are you going to do?” Craig replied breezily, getting a nice laugh from the crowd, but then he added: “I don’t see the world in sexual divisions.”

He then changed the subject from Bond to to Bardem’s wonderfully flamboyant character, Silva.

“Someone suggested that Silva may be gay,” Craig said with a big smile. “And I’m like, I think he’ll f*** anything.” 

As Bond producers Barbara Broccoli and Michael G. Wilson sat silently onstage with Craig, the actor, natty in a form-hugging suit and skinny tie, then downplayed the scene as “a great flirt. It’s a game of cards,” adding: “It the right thing to say, and that way that Javier plays it is so great. He plays it for real, and he plays it to the limit. He never forgets that he’s playing a Bond villain.”

Finally, Craig offered his final assessment: “I love that scene,” he said “It makes me laugh. I hope it makes you laugh.”

Earlier in the day, Bardem dropped some hints about his character that may shed a little more light on the scene. Asked how Silva’s “sexuality informed [Bardem's] interpretation of the character, the actor responded; “It was part of the game, but it’s not entirely the game.” Bardem explained that his “main goal” as Silva was creating “uncomfortable situations” for anyone who crossed his path. “Within that, you can read anything that you want or wish,” Bardem said. “But it was more about putting the other person in a very uncomfortable situation where even James Bond doesn’t know how to get out of it.”

I’ve always felt 007 had a touch of the gay, especially Roger Moore’s Bond. James Bond is going to do whatever needs to be done to get the job done if you know what I mean. And all those women – beard much, Bond? In all seriousness, it could be interesting, but I’m sure Bond will always be double oh straight on-screen.

Louis Tomlinson is James Bond. You Can’t Convince Me Otherwise 0

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Candy is on vacation until the 16th, but enjoy this queued up post!

Look at that face. That is some 007 shit right there. Don’t believe me. Check this.

Boyband member, my ass. I know a member of MI6 when I see one.

Now, look at him chilling on a yacht (ok, maybe it’s not a yacht, but for our purposes, let’s keep with the Bond theme).

In between assignments, he has to let off steam and it’s got to be on the yacht. It’s hard work being in Her Majesty’s Service.

How did that get in there? As I was saying. Chilling. Waiting for his next assignment. Yacht. Abs.

Being a British secret agent is very stressful as you can clearly see. I’ve never seen stress look like this though. I’d say he handles it quite well.

I never realized how much he puts his hands on his head like that. Double 0 Delicious.

Every secret agent man needs a secret weapon. Louis has four – suspenders, stripes, skills, and sass.

SUSPENDERS – I’m sure they’re quite dangerous and have many devious purposes that I can’t even imagine. Q is good at hooking Louis up like that. Can we talk about that first pic? Secret agents aren’t supposed to be that adorable.

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And, is that a bow tie I see in that first pic? A bow tie AND suspenders?

Moving on. STRIPES. Deadly fucking stripes. They mesmerize Louis’ opponent, thus disabling them quite handily. Stripes are like his signature. The last thing you see before he takes your ass out is stripes.

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SKILLS - He’s gots dem. Here, Louis singlehandedly takes out Harry with nothing but water. He’s just that badass. Ok, maybe takes out is too strong a word, but the threat (whatever it was, you threatening curly-haired motherfucker you) is definitely neutralized. Just look at Harry’s toes all curled up. That’s almost adorable enough to make me get over my foot phobia. Almost. *tries not to imagine how freakishly big Harry’s feet really are* *shivers*

Don’t let Louis’ small size fool you. He’ll knock you off a hale bay and won’t think twice.

He’s a highly trained killing machine capable of surviving in any environment or challenge. Really.

Louis is also quite adept when working in teams. Here he lands a blow to the side distracting his opponent long enough to leave them open to the deadly pillow to the face from another member of MI6. Brutal.

Every secret agent needs an arch enemy and Louis has one. Meet Susie Stripesalot. Jacking Louis’ style is a surefire way to make an enemy for life. This can’t end well for her.

His last secret weapon is SASS. There’s a reason he’s called the Sassmaster from Doncaster:

In conclusion, Louis Tomlinson is James Bond.

Your argument is invalid.

Roger Moore Will Always Be My Favorite Bond 0

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And a Bond girl agrees with me! Britt Ekland, Bond Girl (Mary Goodnight) in Man with a Golden Gun says:

“He was gorgeous, he was tall, handsome, cheeky, sophisticated,” she tells me at Stoke Park in Buckinghamshire, (the location for Goldfinger and Tomorrow Never Dies), where she is helping celebrate the superspy’s 50th anniversary.

“He was never threatening. You never felt sexually threatened by him, you never felt that he was going to dump you on the bed and threaten you, he was the total gentleman.”

Britt was in another of my favorite movies, The Wicker Man. She loved being a Bond girl.

“At the time it was not important because I had done plenty of films before, Bond was just something I wanted to do, I liked the idea of coming out of the sea like Ursula Andress, and being an action woman – in the 60s we just played sex kittens – so at the time it wasn’t important, it was another movie.

“I had no idea it would be this big, but in the past 10 to 15 years, it’s been super-important, because I do panto, and it’s ‘Britt Ekland – Bond Girl’ and it’s just a tag that is great today.

“I use it freely, I did a one-woman show, and I used it then. It’s very important in my life.”

I think the reason I like Roger Moore’s Bond the best is because those movies were more cheeky. They had action, but they weren’t afraid to poke a little fun at the whole genre. The new Bond movies take themselves so seriously and to me, they are just not as fun to watch.

Adele’s Skyfall Theme is Out! Love it sooooo much 0

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She’s definitely channeling Shirley Bassey and making it her own as Simon Cowell would say. Love, love, love it! From Billboard:

Adele’s voice is accompanied by a 77-piece orchestra on the Paul Epworth-produced song, which is on track to become another James Bond classic, like those recorded for previous films by Paul McCartney,Nancy Sinatra and Madonna. “This is the end. Hold your breath and count to 10,” Adele sings as the song begins. “Feel the earth move and then hear my heart burst again.”

For 24 hours beginning at 6 a.m. local time on Friday, Oct. 5, “Skyfall” will be played hourly on all of Clear Channel’s mainstream top 40, adult top 40 and adult contemporary stations.

Adele to Debut Skyfall Bond Theme on Friday 0

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Updated: Perez posted a snippet – I love it!

Note: It’s actually debuting “Skyfall” will be released on Thursday (October 4) at 7:07 pm ET, which is equivalent to Friday in England!

I have an inappropriate love for James Bond Theme Songs. Like I could just watch the opening credits to Bond movies all day long! I can’t wait to hear Adele’s song and I can’t wait to see the opening they make for it. From Rolling Stone:

Adele will debut the theme song for the forthcoming James Bond film Skyfall on Friday, according to her website. The current Rolling Stone cover star called the song “one of the proudest moment of my life” in a statement. “I’ll be back combing my hair when I’m 60 telling people I was a Bond girl back in the day I’m sure!” she added.

“I was a little hesitant at first to be involved with the theme song for Skyfall,” she said. “There’s a lot of instant spotlight and pressure when it comes to a Bond song.” But after enlisting the help of “Rolling in the Deep” co-writer/producer, Paul Epworth, the multi-platinum selling singer agreed to participate. “Paul had some great ideas for the track and it ended up being a bit of a no brainer to do it in the end. It was also a lot of fun writing to a brief, something I’ve never done which made it exciting.