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Hulk Hogan Skeeves Me Out – Tweets Pics of His Daughter’s Legs 1

brooke

Hulk Hogan tweeted this pic with the creepy caption – “Brooke’s legs”. Like eww, dude. She’s your daughter. And you’ve just gone through a horrible sex tape scandal where we watched you have sex and complain about how full you were from the big meal you ate. I’m not sure which of these things is grossing me out more.

Hulk Hogan Settles with Bubba the Love Sponge Over Sex Tape, Still Suing Bubba’s Ex-Wife and Gawker 0

Bubba the Love Sponge publicly apologized to Hulk Hogan in a letter stating Hulk didn’t know anything about the tape. But the question still remains…why is anyone having sex with Bubba or Hulk. Standards, ladies. Have some! From TMZ:

Financial terms of the settlement were not released, but clearly a public mea culpa from Bubba, real name Todd Alan Clem, was part of the deal.

Bubba released an apology letter today … saying he now believes Hulk had no idea he was being recorded and that Hulk did not play a part in releasing the tape.

Bubba continues … “It is my belief that Hulk is not involved, and has not ever been involved, in trying to release the video, or exploit it, or otherwise gain from the video’s release in any way.”

Bubba closed the letter by saying he is “committed to helping Hulk and his attorneys find whoever is responsible for the release of the tape.”

Hulk is continuing forward with his $100 million lawsuit against Gawker for publishing the tape. He is also seeking damages from Bubba’s ex-wife … the sex tape co-star, Heather Clem.

Hulk Isn’t The Only One – More Sex Tapes with Heather Clem? 0

You know that poor dog is scarred for life

What I don’t get is a) how Bubba the Love Sponge got this chick, b) why this chick is fucking fat, ugly guys, and c) why anyone would have sex with someone who had sex with Bubba the Love Sponge AND Hulk Hogan. So, whoever these other mysterious celebrities are that supposedly had sex with Heather, they basically had sex with Hulk Hogan, too, and Bubba the Love Sponge. Ick. This whole story is 50 shades of gross. RadarOnline says:

“When the Hulk tape was leaked none of his staff were surprised because they’d all seen it already! And that wasn’t the only tape they saw with Heather having sex with a celebrity.”

The insider’s bombshell claim puts Heather in bed with at least two other major celebrities with a video camera rolling.

“Staff that worked with Bubba were privy to at least two other tapes involving notable names,” the source said.

“It was just sort of a regular thing when it came to Heather and Bubba. They were known for taping Heather’s sexscapades and it just so happened to involve famous people sometimes.”

Shouldn’t WE be suing Hulk for Emotional Distress? 0

just think…you’ve seen this man have sex.

Hulk Hogan is suing Gawker and Bubba the Love Sponge over the leaked sex tape video and the best part is he’s suing for $100 Million Dollars.

oh, how i missed you, louis gifs and jpegs. You always have the perfect response to any situation.

Really? 100 Million Dollars? Bitch, u crazy! I’d like to sue Hulk for emotional distress because I wanted to barf my brains out after watching him half-ass his way through that sex and then complain about what a fat pig he was because he ate to much.

The allegations in that lawsuit state that approximately six years ago the Clems secretly videotaped Mr. Hogan having private, consensual intimate relations in a private bedroom. Mr. Hogan had no knowledge that he was being videotaped, he did not consent to the taping because he didn’t know about it, he would never have permitted it. Mr. Hogan had a reasonable expectation of his privacy just as all Americans have a reasonable expectation of their privacy in their bedrooms.

The actions of the defendants was illegal, it was outrageous, and it exceeded the bounds of human decency.

The second lawsuit filed today… was filed against Gawker media… it alleges that the defendants posted excerpts of the videotape at their website, Gawker.com, for the purpose of obtaining financial profit at the expense of Mr. Hogan and in violation of his right to privacy. After Gawker was notified by Mr. Hogan’s legal counsel that he had been secretly videotaped, that he had never consented to any part of that video, and after he and his legal counsel demanded repeatedly that Gawker remove that video from its website, Gawker refused to do so… The acts of Gawker media are illegal, outrageous and exceed the bounds of human decency. The lawsuit against Gawker seeks damages in the amount of $100 million dollars.

Hulk Hogan Admits to Howard Stern that Sex Tape Partner was Wife of Hulk’s Best Friend 0

Eww, eww, and eww. Is this woman blind? Heather Clem shown above with Bubba the Love Sponge, her hubbie at the time is the girl shown in the Hulk Hogan sex tape. And Bubba let Hulk have sex with her. And she agreed to this. Sadly, swingers are never as hot as the pornos make them out to be. The real-life swingers usually look a lot like this trio –  a mildly attractive woman and two overweight, under-attractive men. The worst part of the tape for me was Hulk talking about what a fat pig he felt like because he just had a big meal. You know he was probably burping and farting and I just don’t even want to think about any of this! I’m kind of glad I picked to listen to my iPod instead of Sirius this morning. My delicate stomach may not have been able to handle this. From TMZ:

Hulk Hogan just appeared on the Howard Stern show … and admitted the woman in his sex tape is the estranged wife of his best friend, Bubba the Love Sponge … who gave Hulk his blessing to nail her.

Hulk spilled his guts to Stern … saying Bubba — a nationally syndicated radio DJ — allowed Hogan to have sex with Heather Clem six years ago.

During the interview, Hogan says he was still married to Linda at the time of the sex tape …  but says she drove him to have sex outside the marriage because she was so verbally and emotionally abusive to him.

Hulk also admitted his performance wasn’t exactly tip top.

Hulk’s still trying to figure out how the tape got out, although I read earlier today that he worries there may be other tapes out there.

Update: From TMZ

Hulk Hogan just called in to “TMZ Live” … and was completely stunned when we told him about the footage of his BFF Bubba the Love Sponge plotting to profit off of his sex tape … telling us, “I’m sick to my stomach right now.”

Bubba appears at the very end of the sex tape, after Hogan had left the room, and told Heather, “If we ever did want to retire, all we’d have to do is use this footage.”

Candy Bites – Dorkiest Purse Ever, Jennifer Livingston Is Awesome, TMZ Reenacts Hulk Sex, Gaga’s Retro Shorts, Kim K Goes Braless 0

How to look like an ass with your own homemade knockoff of Chanel’s hula hoop purse – Jezebel

You don’t mess with the sister of the Office Space dude. She will call your ass out! HuffPo

First Skyfall clips are out – Celebuzz

Gaga looking good in shorts I wore in 1987 – RadarOnline

TMZ reenacts Hulk Hogan sex tape since the Hulk will sue your ass if you show it – YouTube

Kim Kardashian going braless – Socialite Life

That’s One Sex Tape We Didn’t Need – Hulk Hogan :O 0

Carb up. You’ll need your energy for Gawker’s summary of the Hulk Hogan sex tape.

Gawker has a preview of the clip and yes, you can see his junk (in that grainy sex tape sort of way). They also have a play-by-play of the full video. Thank god the video isn’t embeddable. I don’t want that on my blog!

I tried figuring out what part to quote from Gawker’s lengthy summary, but I couldn’t choose, so just go read it over there. My god. I think I’m going to vomit.

you’ll see one minute from the 30 minutes of footage taken of 59-year-old Hulk Hogan, professional wrestler, Real Life American Hero to many, fucking a woman rumored to be the ex-wife of his best friend, a famous radio DJ named Bubba the Love Sponge. This footage was stealthily circulated last April. TMZ reported its existenceThe Dirty showed some screen shots, and Hulk lawyered up because he claims he was “secretly filmed.” Last week, a burned DVD copy of Hulk having sex with the woman rumored to be Heather Clem (Bubba’s ex-wife), was delivered to us through an anonymous source. They wanted no payment. They wanted no credit. Their only request was that we watch it. So I did—all 30:17 of it—and hyperbole aside, it’s a goddamn masterpiece.