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I was only half paying attention tonight. Mother’s Day is so stressful for me. I just got back from my parent’s house and was trying to decompress LOL so I missed some of it.

Brooklyn said his heart was back with crazy psycho girlfriend who called the house all night. So he’s outta there! He says he’s throwing in the towel and literally throws in a towel. I’m glad he and his stupid sayings (my hat’s off to you) are gone!

Everyone was trying to mack on Daisy. It’s actually sort of gross. It’s like all the dudes end up kissing each other. They should just kiss each other and cut out the middleman (woman).

Poor Sinister. Daisy told him to wait in the VIP area so he did and then Daisy proceded to party it up with everyone else. Burn! Despite his very “sinister” name, he’s actually just a little bit dorky. That’s sort of endearing if Daisy would take her tongue out of the other dude’s mouths long enough to see it!

He made up for it the next day by kissing Daisy but then his BFF ChiChi got all jealous and was all over Daisy like a dog humping a pillow. Awkward!

We learned Fox puts mascara on his mustache and his eyebrows (Why? Just Why?) and that all the guys seem to use all kinds of product. These guys are way more high maintenance than the Rock of Love Bus girls!

Toolbox was super drunk and said he wasn’t really feeling Daisy. At. All. That came back to haunt him when the guys who overheard him say that called him out on it. He’s outta there too!

Poor Daisy. She’s feeling like no one is there to find love with her – they are all in it for themselves. Well, duh! You’re on a reality show on VH1!

A rep for Daisy de la Hoya told TMZ that she did not overdose.

“Daisy was taken to the ER early this morning suffering from delirium as a result of exhaustion. There was no overdose. She is fine this evening and resting comfortably. No further details are being released at this time.”

She was so tired she went absolutely apeshit on everyone and everything around her? Not buying it! Rest up, Daisy and don’t let those douchebags wear you out!

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Daisy de la Hoya (of Daisy of Love) was rushed to the hospital this morning after paramedics responded to a 911 call for a “possible overdose.”  TMZ says:

A source close to the situation says friends called 911 after they heard Daisy making strange noises in her friend’s Hollywood Hills home.

When firefighters and medics came to the house, sources tell us Daisy was acting “crazy” — yelling, screaming and thrashing around. It took multiple emergency personnel to get Daisy into the ambulance.

Hours before the incident, TMZ cameras caught Daisy looking really, really out of sorts on her way out of Les Deux nightclub in Hollywood.

Her appearances for this weekend have all been cancelled. So, what’s the deal? Overdose or just drunk as a skunk? She never should have kicked off the triplets. She would have had 3 people to watch over her!

Here’s Swedish Daisy of Love Triplet, Rock, playing AC/DC’s Thunderstruck on keytar. The keytar fascinates me for some reason. But not as much as the mouth straw thing that Peter Frampton used in Do You Feel Like We Do. I want to know how people learn to play either of those things.

If you’re up for it, go eat one of the GIGANTIC mushrooms in my backyard and then watch this video also by triplet Rock. I think I just had an epileptic seizure and got a contact buzz all at the same time.

The guys are doing  a show and tell for Daisy. Weasel realizes he needs to step it up and not be a hot mess. He brings her a gift. He shows pics of himself on his motocross and when he broke his back.

Fox apparently brings a dildo. Professor looks like a dork and his lesson plan is boring and lame. London wanted to write a song but he didn’t get a chance so he’s got nothing. Strike out. Flex is using a blowup doll that he painted red to look like blood. Weirdo. At least he admits he looks like a douchebag. And this is why I’m not with men.

12 Pack brings dead roses to signify his past. Big Rig shows a pic of his son, but even Daisy is not sure she’s mom material. Cage brings his cage fighting belt. Brooklyn writes a sappy poem. Cable Guy plays the sax. Sinister dances like Michael Jackson which is sort of impressive.  6 Guage makes a daisy-inspired drink. ChiChi reads a story about how his dad died in his arms. Sinsiter chokes up. Sinister is hot, but less hot when he’s bromancing with ChiChi.

Flipper raps about his fellow contestants and then does a flip. The rap sucks and Daisy thinks it’s mean. ChiChi gets a gold star and a date with Daisy as does 6 Gauge, and Weasel. Detention slips go to Fox, London, and Flex. They have to give lap dances to a bunch of old women. One grandma says “I got a little warm there.” London gets his ass spanked by granny. She says, “wow, what a hottie.”

Flipper makes fun of Cable Guy’s gimpy eye and next thing I know Flipper’s bleeding. I think he broke a bottle on his own head and then whips out his dick. WTF? Then he insults Daisy and basically gets kicked off the show. He’s certifiable. Flipper forgets his beloved lime green shoes and the guys take turns peeing on them.

Brooklyn drunk dials his ex and tells her he’s on the show. That doesn’t go over well. She calls back because apparently Brooklyn doesn’t realize there’s a thing now called Caller ID. She calls every hour to say “Chris has a girlfriend.”

The winners go surfing with Daisy. Weasel wants more Jack Daniels. Scary enough, he used to perform Lasik surgery. The boys spill the beans on Brooklyn’s ex-gf. Brooklyn talks a good game so Daisy appears to forgive him. The Professor gets alone time but is so freakin boring. Zzzzzzzz.

ChiChi is Shamwow Vince and Steve-O’s baby. London is safe. He’s my favorite so far. I just realized Daisy is standing on a box to put the chains on the guys. She’s miniature. Sinister looks likes he’s wearing a claw clip in his hair. Weasel is bottom 3 and says:

My balls are stuck to my thighs.

He gets sent home. Big surprise. Brooklyn and Professor are left with only 1 chain to go. Professor gets the boot because he’s lame. Riki thinks Daisy fucked up.

I love looking at my blog statistics because they are so enlightening. Montana finally bothered to come visit my site! CA and NY are still my biggest group of readers. The countries are all over the place including Iran! Is that even allowed?

Search terms are always good for a laugh. daisy of love triplets and kradam are the biggest searches.  Disturbingly, “jerry o’connell’s parents” is up there too. The horror! NYC Prep stuff is there too. Don’t worry, I’ll post once the show starts. Some of the funnier ones:

• megan joy boobs: She was kicked off how long ago and you guys are still googling her boobs?
• octomom nipple: ewww. Just eww. Although, they are usually visible in every pic of her and they are freaking HUGE. But still eww.
• britneys tampon string: LOL, who knew the demand to see a tampon string!
• christmas tree lung: Seriously gross, but fascinating.
• big penis: I like that you guys are so specific! Not just penis, but big penis! This explains why the post about Kevin Costner staring at the Big Penis Book gets so many hits. I was being to wonder why so many people wanted to see Kevin Costner looking at a book.
• duggar gossip: NO! I hate the freaking Duggars. Stop googling them. No good can come of this.
• matt girard has a mole on his forehead: From the Captain Obvious department. Please tell me what you hoped to accomplish by this search? Did you need confirmation? Looking for others as equally horrified by it? Wanted to search for that particular mole versus any others he may have on various locations?
• I’m not even going to elaborate on “adam lambert mpreg” or the even more disturbing “david cook mpreg“. It’s a genre I’ll never understand because I can’t get past the mechanics of it. Where does the baby come out of? Does it squeeze through the pee pee hole?

Too much fun. A triplet on a big red bed. Bring snacks. K?

April was HUGE for this site. More than 16,000 unique visitors just in April (and we’ve already almost at 18,000 if you count March and even today May 1), which ain’t too shabby for someone who’s only been doing this 1 month!

You’re favorites are Kradam (Adam Lambert and Kris Allen) as well as the Daisy of Love Swedish Triplets. NYC Prep was popular too (until you all made me lose my freakin mind with your dirty, naughty posts)! Surprisingly, the picture of Kevin Costner looking at the Big Penis Book was a popular post too! LOLZ.

Anyways, thank you all! I know I’m no Perez or TMZ, but I’m working on it!

So, when they were on Daisy of Love, I thought maybe the Swedish Triplets were just hungry after a long day of shooting. But, apparently they just NOM all the time. Look at all that pizza! I want the metabolism of a Swedish Triplet!

Ahhhh! They’re multiplying! I found this on their myspace. Yikes! Quads? What if the octomom popped out Swedish Daisy of Love Octuplets? They would single handedly cause a massive hole in the ozone layer from all the Aquanet! Can you guess which are the real triplets?

If you guessed 1, 2, and 4, you may be right – but fuck if I know!