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The Chris Brown vs. Frank Ocean Drama Continues with a side of crap 0

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As reports come out saying Chris threw the first punch, Chris Brown posted the photo above on Instagram last night with the caption “Painting the way I feel today. Focus on what matters!” I get it. He feels crucified. Or perhaps like White Jesus. The body sort of looks like Harry Styles‘ torso LOL. Ignore the Christmas Hats…it’s the only version of this I had handy (although I suppose it’s appropriate given Chris’ painting subject.

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Chris also was spotted with a cast on his right hand today. TMZ has more pics of him.

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And while you’re over at TMZ, check out this story about some actor from Dazed & Confused named Jason London who got thrown out of a bar, beat up by the bouncers, and crapped his pants in the squad car after calling the cops homophobic slurs. Even Jason’s wife admitted to cops, “I know he’s an a**hole when he drinks.”  But Jason’s story is different.

“I would never say or do the crap they are reporting. Have faith in me. The truth will come out and you will see.”

You may want to rethink your choice of words, mister.

Gossip from Around the Web – Want to see Anderson Cooper Get Blown? 0

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Anderson Cooper gets blown on national TV – Buzzfeed

Chris Brown and Frank Ocean still arguing about how started it – TMZ

Kris Humphries submits proof that he doesn’t have herpes for lawsuit by woman who claims he gave it to her – TMZ

Rick Ross was shot at more than 20 times in a drive-by yet doesn’t get hit once – TMZ

Soon, TV will only contain Kardashians – Kris Jenner gets her own talk show – Dlisted

Mark Wahlberg’s muscles make his head look smaller. He’s playing a body builder. Duh. – Hollywood Rag

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(this pic has nothing to do with the story, I just thought it was funny!)

Chris Brown was involved in a brawl with Frank Ocean Sunday night, but Chris’ side insists Ocean started it. TMZ says
Chris was at Westlake Studio in the L.A. area and when he went to leave, Frank Ocean and his crew blocked Chris from leaving with Frank saying, “This is my studio, this is my parking spot.” TMZ says Chris went to shake Frank’s hand and one of Frank’s crew attacked Chris and then one of Chris’ friends jumped in front and hit Frank’s friend. Frank supposedly came at Chris and Chris pushed him away and then everybody started brawling.

TMZ posted this update:

UPDATE 10:45PM PT: Police have cleared the scene. We’re told Chris Brown was not there when officers arrived — but they did speak to Frank Ocean. At this point … we’re told no one wants to press charges, and no arrests have been made. 

I just can’t with Rihanna 0

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Every time I think she’s finally kicked Chris Brown to the curb, she turns around and runs right back to him. I thought she was single like just yesterday! But, now she’s been spotted at the Laker game with Chris so ding ding ding, they’re back on!

I just feel sad for her. Like it used to make me angry – how could she go back to the guy that beat her? But now, just sads is all I feel. I don’t know if it’s a self-esteem thing or what, but I personally could never go back to someone who hit me. From E:

Fresh off her big bucks donation to a Barbados hospital, Rihanna spread more holiday cheer in Los Angeles, taking in the Lakers game with Chris Brown today.

While the on-again/off-again duo has yet to confirm they’re back in a relationship, they sure did look cozy when they were spotted coupled up courtside as they watched the Lakers take on the Knicks.

The duo was dressed in all black, with Brown sporting a blonde ‘do.

Following news that Brown’s ex-girlfriendKarrueche Tran reportedly joined the R&B singer on tour in Paris a couple of weeks ago,Rihanna tweeted,”You give, you get, then you give it the f–k back,” later writing,”Examine what you tolerate.”

While there was no word on if her interestingly timed Tweet had anything to do with the “Don’t Wake Me Up” singer’s supposed reunion with Tran, it certainly looks like Rihanna and Brown are back on?

Tell me why Chris Brown has fans again? 0

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. This dude’s a douche. He posted this pic on his Instagram with the caption “skinny ass n-gga.” and then got mad when people called him skinny.

A) the only people looking at this photo are his fans so he’s dissing his own fans with the comment below and B) even he says he looks skinny so why’s he getting mad at people saying he’s skinny!

“The funniest shit is the comments on me being too skinny! Half of y’all bitches are super obese and fat as f-ck! I dance and workout constantly! It’s called being healthy. Some need stop running their mouth and get that fat ass on a treadmill. I can hear u wheezing on my comments.”

Well, that’s one way to add some drama to X Factor – Rihanna and Chris Brown to be Judges? 0

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I’m hoping this is just a rumor because I don’t know how I feel about this (but Simon’s never been one to shy away from drama). I think Chris is such a douche and I can’t believe Rihanna would go back to him, so I’d probably want to boycott watching the show (although I’d probably watch anyway). From Perez:

With the departure of L.A. Reid and next season’s future in Simon Cowell‘s hands, the X Factor king is reportedly trying to round up Rihanna and Chris Brown for the judging panel!

But wait… get this… Simon is said to be offering Rih a spot on either US or UK version!!

According to sources, Simon plans to meet with RiRi over the holiday to talk business. Her fiery personality has his eyes seeing dollar signs!! $$$

Spilling the tea, the insider says:

“Simon is a huge admirer of Rihanna and knows she’s star quality. As well as bringing an aura to the panel thanks to her current standing in music, she is also feisty and will make great TV. Simon loves these sort of characters.”

Hmm… well, he does like to spend Christmas on Barbados. And that’s where Rih meets up with her family… sooo, this could actually pan out well if it’s true!

As for Breezy, it’s been rumored that Simon wants him to replace L.A., but a spokesperson for Simon has denounced the report as 100% false.

(…what a relief! Cuz if Breezy replaced Reid, that would mean another judge would get the boot if Rih chose the US show! And we’d hate to see either go!)

So seeing as how there’s no word yet on the RiRi rumor, she could very well end up sitting next to both Britney Spears and Demi Lovato!

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(psst…both of you could do a helluva lot better so why you wasting your time with these assclowns?)

I hate that such pretty, talented women are with such douchebags, although if we have to pick who’s worse off, I pick Rihanna because while John Mayer is just annoying, Chris Brown is a Grade A jerk who beat Rihanna and is still so damn smug about it. I hope one day Rihanna gets some time and space to think this over and realize that she is a beautiful, smart woman who deserves better than this. From Hollywood Life:

BFFs Rihanna and Katy Perry are feuding over their men! Rihanna slammed Katy’s man, John Mayer, after Katy dissed Rihanna’s beau, Chris Brown. Read on for all the BFF drama!

We thought nothing could come between these BFFs! Inseparable pals Katy Perry and Rihanna are now feuding over their bad boy boyfriends, according to a new report.

Rihanna is tired of Katy criticizing her for dating Chris Brown, and this time Rihanna is fighting back! A source told Star magazine “She says Katy’s a hypocrite since she’s with John Mayer, who is one of the biggest sleazeballs on the planet!”

Katy and John are rumored to be moving into an L.A. home together, and Rihanna is not happy about it. She is firing back disses at John!

The source assures that RiRi and Katy do care about each other and are just being protective — “They’re really stubborn and both of them are in love with bad boys.”

We certainly hope these two can forgive and forget! Nothing should come between BFFs, even their men! We hope Rihanna and Katy can work this out!

More Gossip that Annoys Me Because It’s Just That Kind of Morning 0

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Chris Brown continues to be a douche. First, he returned to twitter after his shit/shart twitter battle with that comedy writer. Then, he took a bunch of photos of himself and his crew in Amsterdam getting high because he’s just that cool, kids. And bonus douche points for his instagram name: fuckyopictures. Earlier, he posted this pic of him and Rihanna and Rihanna totally looks like she’s sporting a black eye. Nice.

Rob Kardashian (aka the irrelevant Kardashian) may or may not have implied Rita Ora is a whora. – Dlisted

The Olsen twins made a $55,000 handbag that is covered in pills – EvilBeetGossip

Chris Brown Has a Worse Twitter Meltdown than Louis Underscore Tomlinson or ZaynMalik Combined 1

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I actually like this pic of Chris Brown because I don’t have to look at his sorry ass face.

Chris Brown got in a twitter battle with comedy writer Jenny Johnson and ended up hitting the delete button on his twitter after it was over. This makes the Zayn Malik/Max from The Wanted twitter battle look like child’s play. So, basically, Larry Shippers should count themselves lucky that they’ve only had to deal with “bullshit” and “Fuck You” from Louis Underscore Tomlinson – this chick had Chris Brown threatening to shit, fart, and shart on her! Thanks to dlisted and Buzzfeed for compiling the crazy:

CB: I look old as fuck! I’m only 23…

JJ: I know! Being a worthless piece of shit can really age a person.

CB: take them teeth out when u Sucking my dick HOE.

JJ: It’s “HO” not “HOE” you ignorant fuck.

CB: see.. I don’t even have to tell u what u already know. Thanks HO! #bushpig

JJ: http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1606481/chris-brown-police-report-provides-details-altercation.jhtml … #SuckIt

CB: I should fart while ur giving me top.

JJ: Your mom must be so proud of you.

CB: mom says hello… She told me not to shart in ur mouth, wanted me to shit right on the retina,

JJ: YOU FLIRT!!! Okay. I’m done. All I got from that exchange with Chris Brown is that he wants to shit and fart on me. I have zero respect for a person who seems unapologetic for the terrible crime he committed and shows no signs of changing.

CB:Let me leave this bitch alone… It’s good to know my worth by listening to a bitch that is worthless! #iwin#bushpigswag

JJ: Okay. I’m done. All I got from that exchange with Chris Brown is that he wants to shit and fart on me.

JJ: I have zero respect for a person who seems unapologetic for the terrible crime he committed and shows no signs of changing.

CB: Further proved my point of how immature society is. #CarpeDiem

CB: To teambreezy…Know that I’m not upset. Just felt like entertaining the ignorance. These bitches crazy..

CB: Back to life…

CB: Just ask Rihanna if she mad??????

JJ: Get some help. Seriously.

I agree with Jenny – dude needs help. What the hell does Rihanna see in this ass clown? I mean, yes, the Jenny girl kind of started it (but supposedly she’s sort of known for mixing it up with celebs), but as I’ve said before, if people just IGNORED the world would be a better place. Because Chris couldn’t control himself, we got a whole lot of TMI and this mess just proves Chris has some massive issues with women, with sharting, I don’t even know! Shit right on the retina! Who even thinks to use that as a cut-down?

Rihanna and Chris Brown’s Song Nobody’s Bidness 0

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Ugg, my love for Rihanna is warring with my absolute hate for Chris Brown. I think he’s a douche (for beating Rihanna, for dressing as a terrorist for Halloween, for being so unapologetic…oh hey, that’s the name of Rihanna’s album…grr!). This song is pretty catchy, but it pains me to listen to it because she’s dueting with Chris. Yes, Rihanna, it’s Nobody’s Bidness if you get back together with this asshat, but don’t come crying to us the next time he’s a complete jerk/beats you/does something douchey because it’s only a matter of time.

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