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Britney and her sweaty Dick (Nixon) t-shirt leaving the gym.

Food for thought: Cheeks‘ Down Low as inspiration for Britney’s hot new video for “3″? The moves, black-and-white imagery, visual techniques,  similarities, and timing are uncanny.

Has Britney been getting Cheeky?

A crazy Britney fan rushed the stage during Womanizer and scared the crap out of poor Britney. The earlier video didn’t capture the sheer terror because it was too far away, but this video is zoomed in. It actually looks like a scene out of a horror movie. You can actually the see the moment of recognition that something is amiss around 2:20 when drunk dude is staring her in the face. She screams (maybe if she actually had a hot mike and wasn’t lipsynching, you could have heard her) and then seems to shout “get away from me.”

I sometimes make fun of poor Britney, but this must have been truly terrifying (even if he looks like a somewhat harmless Chris Crocker clone). You don’t know what weirdos are going to do. I give her props for pulling it together after that. You literally see her knees shake with fear so I’m amazed she was able to walk up and down the steps in those boots after that.

And way to go security. There were probably 20 dudes in yellow jackets with thumbs up their ass. Her dancers were actually the ones that carried him away.

Crazy dude is named Kyle King. Here’s his photo from TMZ. He was drunk, but wow, he looks like he’s about 12. He even posted a video about the incident, but it’s been pulled. Like I said, Chris Crocker wannabe. Can’t you little blond guys get famous without scaring our poor celebrities?

I love looking at my blog statistics because they are so enlightening. Montana finally bothered to come visit my site! CA and NY are still my biggest group of readers. The countries are all over the place including Iran! Is that even allowed?

Search terms are always good for a laugh. daisy of love triplets and kradam are the biggest searches.  Disturbingly, “jerry o’connell’s parents” is up there too. The horror! NYC Prep stuff is there too. Don’t worry, I’ll post once the show starts. Some of the funnier ones:

• megan joy boobs: She was kicked off how long ago and you guys are still googling her boobs?
• octomom nipple: ewww. Just eww. Although, they are usually visible in every pic of her and they are freaking HUGE. But still eww.
• britneys tampon string: LOL, who knew the demand to see a tampon string!
• christmas tree lung: Seriously gross, but fascinating.
• big penis: I like that you guys are so specific! Not just penis, but big penis! This explains why the post about Kevin Costner staring at the Big Penis Book gets so many hits. I was being to wonder why so many people wanted to see Kevin Costner looking at a book.
• duggar gossip: NO! I hate the freaking Duggars. Stop googling them. No good can come of this.
• matt girard has a mole on his forehead: From the Captain Obvious department. Please tell me what you hoped to accomplish by this search? Did you need confirmation? Looking for others as equally horrified by it? Wanted to search for that particular mole versus any others he may have on various locations?
• I’m not even going to elaborate on “adam lambert mpreg” or the even more disturbing “david cook mpreg“. It’s a genre I’ll never understand because I can’t get past the mechanics of it. Where does the baby come out of? Does it squeeze through the pee pee hole?

First it was her “pussy hanging out”. Now it looks like we might have a tampon malfunction. This video of Britney Spears appears to show a tampon string  at around the :18 second mark. Somebody tuck the poor girl in before she goes on stage!

Britney Spears stopped her show in Vancouver after just three songs due to pot smoke from the crowd. An announcement came on that the show would not continue if people kept smoking pot and cigarettes in the arena saying “unsafe” for Britney and crew to continue with the concert. After 40 minutes, the show started back up. Her reps told Perez Hilton:

“We want to apologize to all the fans who attended our Vancouver show tonight for the brief pause in Britney’s set. Crew members above the stage became ill due to a ventilation issue.”

As Britney left the stage, she said,

“Thanks Vancouver. You were wonderful. Drive safe. Don’t smoke weed!”

Randy’s looking pretty flamboyant. Paula’s wearing leather gloves. Ryan is still trying to bring the tie bar back. Simon somehow manages to have a crew cut and a middle part at the same time.  Some old geezer just came out and my friend said, “Is that Flo-Rida?”

Holy crap, Scott is moving independently in a group number! The group number sounds like shit.  I think they’re singing live. Yikes, go back to prerecorded bitches.

LOL Kradam made an appearance in the group number!

The Ford video is like Adam’s kissy pics full of glittery eye makeup – embrace the gay AI! They sing Britney Spears’ Circus. Poor Anoop is the usher. Kris looks like he has a glittery black eye. He’s not brooding enough. The actual video was semi-lame after all that buildup.

Kradam sitting together again. I think AI watched the Kradam video! Kris is safe! Anoop Desuck is in the bottom three.

Flo-rida sings with a bunch of hoochies parading around the stage. The female singer chic is wearing Limited Express circa 1991. The dancers are a little thick in the thigh. What’s up with the confetti? Did I miss the season finale? Flo-rida has confetti stuck to his forehead which brings the LOL.

Matt’s mole is casting a shadow across his forehead.  Scott’s hair is poofy again. Bottom 3. Lil is too. Kellie Pickler sings and opens her eyes way too wide.

Lil goes back to safety. 30,000 votes separate the two lowest. Scott is gone! Paula looks like she’s going to throw up.  My neighbors try to fast forward the DVR. I protest because I want to hear that awful note again. Blind Sister is back! The judges debate…it’s a split decision. I almost pee myself as neighbor reenacts Blind Sister. Simon ends it. Scott is gone. Mind the Gap on your way out!

They watch Scott’s video. The irony is he can’t see it.

Lily Allen closed her L.A. show with a cover of Britney Spears’ “Womanizer” and Lindsay Lohan joined her on stage. Check it out at the 6:54 mark. I thought it would be more exciting, but Lindsay just sort of walks on stage, sings (i think) for a second, prances around a bit, and then walks off. Trying to steal the spotlight at your friends show and basically getting ignored: priceless.

Update #2: It looks like the BreatheHeavy members may agree with Jamie! Check out the comments on this post. I’d love to hear more! This does change things considerably if even the fans thought Jordan was stepping over the line, although I still take my position that Jamie shouldn’t sue over googleads and affiliate links. Copyright infringement, maybe, but then a lot of fan sites would have to shut down!

Update: Apparently the owner Jordan Miller somehow knows/is friends with Sam Lufti who Jamie Spears blames for a lot of Britney’s craziness. I can see why Jamie wouldn’t like the site, but I still think it’s a bad move to alienate Britney’s fans like this.

Perez Hilton is reporting that Jamie Spears is forcing one of Britney Spears’ biggest fansites, BreatheHeavy.com to close. He has threatened them with legal action for copyright infringement, but BreatheHeavy’s owner says the real reason is that he’s trying to shut people up about Britney being a prisoner in her own home:

The real issue, in my opinion, is hidden behind these Copyright Infringement claims, rather management, particularly her father / conservator, Jamie Spears, who makes $18,000 a month off his daughter, is desperately trying to hide the truth about Britney’s imprisonment, and shut anyone up who disagrees with their conniving and selfish exploitation of an innocent mother of 2 pushed back into the lime-light just several months after a hospitalization.

The lawsuit also claims that the ticketmaster and googleads that are run on BreatheHeavy are using Britney’s name and likeness for profit. BreatheHeavy says that it’s a non-profit site and that any funds are used to support the site.

First, the copyright infringement. We all know how fansites work. Fans post pics that they find, they make little photoshop blends and montages. That’s what fans do. Does it violate copyright? I’m guessing yes. But, these are Britney’s FANS! People that are obsessed with Britney enough to join a forum and talk and post about her at all hours of the day and night. Jamie Spears is stupid to alienate the very fans that will be supporting Britney’s comeback.

Second, the googleads and ticketmaster ads (which I’m guessing may be affliliate links where the website gets a commission off any tickets sold from the site). To sue for that is starting down a slippery slope. The whole idea of googleads are to provide ads based on the content of your site. Jamie Spears should be suing Google if he has a problem with that, not the webmaster who is just using a technology made available to him by Google. And the same goes for the Ticketmaster ads. You are opening a can of worms if you sue for affliliate links on a web site.

While I think he could claim copyright infringement because of pictures posted on the site, Jamie Spears is crazy to sue the “Number 1 Britney Spears Fansite.” These are the very people keeping Britney relevant. I can’t understand the logic of this and it only supports the case that the conservatorship is controlling Britney’s every move. I can’t imagine that Britney herself would support this. His claim about the ads would probably not win in court because both googleads and affiliate links have been used for years. It clearly seems to be an intimidation tactic on the part of Jamie Spears against BreatheHeavy.com.

The owner of BreatheHeavy.com has pixelated the large photos of Britney or made them tiny-sized and removed the Britney song lyrics posted on the site (due to the copyright infringement claims made by Jamie Spears). Never mind that you can find entire song lyrics sites on the web who I’m guessing have not also been asked to remove their lyrics.

The fans are not pleased. Sorry guys, I thought these tweets were from BreatheHeavy members, but they’re from Jordan! Umm, he’s a guy right?

My hearts broken

worst day of my life

you can cry your eyes out of your head

While performing in DC as part of her tour, Britney Spears runs and yells like a mental patient off their meds at around the :50 second mark. It wouldn’t be so obvious except that she’s lipsyncing the music so when she actually yells whatever the hell she yells, it sounds super nutty! Keep watching because right after, the fans taping the video even say “That was weird” and it’s kind of funny.