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Avril Lavigne is coming out with a new perfume called Black Star. She says, “I wanted to make sure it was really me — me in a bottle.” Great. Just what we need. A bratty, talentless diva who dresses like she’s 12 all packaged up and ready to squirt all over yourself. Avril says it smells like pink hibiscus, black plum, and dark chocolate. We say it smells like bubblegum, Hot Topic right before closing time, and stinky tutu.

Here’s Avril Lavigne leaving the appropriately named Cuckoo Club in London wearing her Abbey Dawn clothing line for teenaged runaway hookers. Fishnets and a miniskirt. Really?