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Amanda Bynes is a Tumblr Girl and Other Random Things 0

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Amanda Bynes has a tumblr. And a new cheek piercing

Preview of James Franco‘s Gay BDSM art movie (seriously, turn down your volume if you watch at work!)

Rob and Kristen possibly broke up again (yawn)

Kriss Kross is reuniting and wow, check them out now!

Jessica Simpson fails at sex ed – doesn’t know how that baby got there

Go ask Zayn Malik for some of the good shit, put on a few glow bracelets and listen to this shit (Lou’s slowed down part sounds like a normal voiced man. Harry’s part sounds like an ogre). I have no idea why it starts with the girl crying about her fake 1D tickets and then morphs into this rave masterpiece:

Amanda Bynes – Naked at Tanning Salon, Multi-Millionaire. Retired, or Both? 0

Amanda Bynes continues to spread the crazy over the city of New York, at least according to the tabs - here:

After purchasing a Mystic spray-tan session, the 26-year-old put in a private room, but after a bit, Bynes came back out into the main salon area completely in the buff!

Bynes was searching for goggles (but you know, probably also for attention).  Said an eyewitness:

She didn’t seem to care that everyone saw her naked. She seemed totally out of it.  She took her time walking back to the Mystic room, dragging her fingers along the wall and smiling at customers who passed her.”

Amanda’s response:

“I’m suing In Touch for printing a fake story. I’m not ‘troubled.’ I don’t get naked in public. I’m 26, a multi-millionaire, retired. Please respect my privacy.”

Girl, we are trying to respect your privacy, but when these stories come out about you locking yourself in bathrooms at cupcake shops and prancing around nekkie, it’s kinda hard.

Amanda Bynes Still In Soho 0

 

Egads. She’s still hanging out in Soho. She has one week to GTFO before I’m up there. I’m afraid she’ll lock herself in some bathroom again and I’ve got a chihuahua-size bladder so you do the math. This pic set was right on Broadway and the cupcake incident was just down the block from two of my favorite restaurants. At least she’s not driving. Then, I’d be really worried.

Dis Bitch – If Amanda Bynes pulls this sh*t when I’m in NYC… 0

Public restrooms are for the public. Not for pretty princesses to do their makeup or whatever the hell Amanda Bynes was doing in the Little Cupcake Bakeshop bathroom for 30 minutes. There is nothing more annoying than having to pee and some inconsiderate fool is taking their own sweet time. Besides, who wants to hang out for 30 minutes in a NYC public bathroom anyway? This happened to me just this week at a McDonalds and I finally said “fuck it” and just left. I have a trip to NYC coming up soon and I always stay in Soho so if Amanda Bynes locks herself in some rest room and I have to pee, she better watch the fuck out! I’ll break the damn door down!

From Celebuzz:

Multiple sources tell Celebuzz exclusively that the 26-year-old spent two hours at the Little Cupcake Bakeshop in Soho on Sept. 26.  The problem: she spent more than 30 of those minutes locked in the store’s bathroom.

According to one eyewitness, Bynes wore headphones and sunglasses throughout her visit to the store, which began at approximately 9 p.m. She purchased a ‘Dreaming Princess’ cupcake and cappuccino — with extra sugar.

She then took her bathroom break, which was so long that one of the bakery’s patrons — coincidentally, a New York City firefighter — became concerned.

“He knocked on the bathroom door numerous times and called for her,” says the source, noting that the firefighter feared Bynes may have been unconscious. “The workers at the bakery even  turned down the music to see if they could hear any noise coming from the bathroom.”

Eventually, staffers closed the entire shop to focus on the Bynes emergency.

“[The firefighter] tried to get her to respond, through the door, for almost 15 minutes,” said the source. “Finally, he called the police and asked if he had their okay to break down the door.”

That’s when Bynes finally emerged, acting as if nothing was awry.

“She just calmly said, “Excuse me, I was doing my makeup,’” reveals the eyewitness.

A staffer at Little Cupcake then quickly escorted the star out the back of the store, just before 11 p.m.

The Candy Box – The Week in Gossip – 9/23/12 0


In this weekly wrap-up, I chat about Gaga’s weight gain, One Direction’s Wet and Wild video for Live While We’re Young, Paula Deen’s Potty Mouth, Billie Joe’s 21 F*ck Salute, Kanye’s sex tape, Fiona Apple’s arrest and rant, and Amanda Bynes and Lindsay Lohan’s car problems. Enjoy!

Amanda Bynes Wins Hot Mess Award 0

She’s been dropped by her agent, publicist and entertainment lawyer according to TMZ. They all tried to contact her, but she’s been blowing them off so they blew her off permanently. She’s been giving Lindsay a run for the money lately in the trainwreck department, getting a misdemeanor DUI and hit-and-run.