I literally just got home so my head is still somewhere between NYC and here but OMG the publicity proposal blind gossip has been solved and it was Payzer!!!! Holy cow. Ok, go read it all there because I just got home and it’s going to take me a few to catch up!
I’m usually kind of lukewarm about Anne Hathaway. She’s a bland sort of pretty that doesn’t really do it for me, but she looks pretty smokin’ hot in this gown and dyed blond hair. I’m just a sucker for sequins and feathers I guess.
Good god, man. This is like a how not to dress when you’re pregnant. If this were Glamor Magazine, Kim Kardashian would have a little black bar covering her eyes to protect her identity. This is not punk. This is not flattering. This is hideous. Just because you’ve got a big ole pregnant belly does not mean you need to wrap yourself in your Nana’s curtains. I thought Kanye would be all over this theme since he wore the leather skirt and all, but he looks just as baffled by Kim’s outfit as we are.
What was cute and quirky in Sex and the City is just dumb in real life. Sarah Jessica Parker looks like she hired a toddler to assemble her mismatch of an outfit. Let’s take a gorgeous patterned gown and add plaid velvet thigh high Christmas elf boots but wait, that’s not enough so let’s accessorize the whole thing with a mohawk headpiece that looks like it was made out of horsehair. Dressing like a show pony is probably not a great idea for someone who’s constantly called out for having a bit of a horse face. That’s not punk, that’s just a big mismatched mess.
I’m just sitting here on the train bitching about these Met Gala outfits because I’m bored!
Ginnifer Goodwin is so adorable 99% of the time, yet when it comes to red carpet events, she always looks like a hot mess. I get that the Met Gala is like THE time to be a little crazy with the outfits and especially this year when it was all about PUNK: Chaos to Couture, an exhibit I would have loved to see, but ran out of time. But, Ginnifer never seems to quite pull this stuff off. She always makes these super serious “blue steel” type faces on the red carpet and combined with these Sharpie brows, I’m just not feeling it. Which is such a shame because Ginnifer is one of those people that looks amazing with short hair and could have done something just as eyecatching and punky without looking like she got two black eyes in a bar fight.
So, yet again, 1D Security is a fail…or we’ve got another staged mob mania scene for the movie. I thought bodyguards are supposed to actually keep people from touching the celebrity. If a fan gets close enough to touch the celebrity, they can get close enough to harm the celebrity. Assuming the world’s biggest boyband can afford decent security, the only other option is that they allow this to happen because it creates a Beatle-mania sort of vibe that will look just awesome in their “reality” movie that appears to be all about the hysteria surrounding 1D.
I’m so cynical about this movie.