It’s gotta be album stuff – onebigannouncment.com is owned by Sony Music UK 0

I just checked the WHOIS for the domain onebigannouncment.com and it’s owned by Sony Music UK.

Registrant:
Sony Music Entertainment UK Ltd

I’m guessing it will be either the release date of the third album or the album title.

Well at least they’re letting us know when Louis Underscore takes over the Tommo Twitter 0

Just downloaded the new Spider-Man movie using 4GEE, quickest thing ever! It’s the future haha #spon

Just in case you weren’t sure, the #spon means it’s a sponsored tweet. Louis probably gets a kickback of some kind to tweet about 4GEE. From one of my twitter peeps. I have done a few sponsored posts/tweets myself and the companies were very clear that they had to be marked as sponsored. I just think it’s hilarious that Louis Underscore is not getting tagged with the #spon! (and yes, it could actually be Louis tweeting, but now his promo is not so subtle when it’s marked as a sponsored tweet).

Clearly that wasn’t really Louis pic.twitter.com/vILg5RAPDx

Angst in Oslo? 3


I’ve seen comments on this video from Oslo. Harry looks a bit upset/teary and there’s definitely some sort of weird vibe going on. Whatever it was seemed to pass, but I wonder why Harry was so upset.

Dueling Stories 0

If you go by the people who were actually on the party bus, nothing happened except Harry hanging out and taking pictures. If you go by what the tabloids are saying, Harry got another notch on his belt, which surely must look like swiss cheese at this point if you believe every lame, made-up story in the tabs. Granted the Daily Star is one of the worst when it comes to spinning stories, but they pretty much call the students “wanton women” and even when Harry says he behaved, they don’t believe him.

HARRY STYLES GETS THE RIDE OF HIS LIFE WITH MULTIPLE BABES

WE doff our caps to randy One Direction stud Harry Styles.

The boyband megastar has left notorious skirt-chasers Russell Brand, 37, and Prince Harry, 28, straggling in his wake.

The singer, 19, ended up naked and drunk after spending the night riding on a bus with more than 30 sexy students celebrating the end of their exams in Oslo, Norway, where the band have been touring.

The party opportunist was found in a shocking state the next morning by bandmate Liam Payne.

Liam, 19, said: “You should have seen him. At 12.15 the next day he was just lying there, knocked out, naked on the floor of his hotel.”

We wish we’d seen that. Seriously.

A red-faced (but no doubt very smug) Harry said: “It was fantastic. I was in that bus for three hours. It was the best time ever. As soon as I got on board I got three beers poured over me.”

Despite his hangover and lack of clothes, Harry reckons he was a good boy. He added: “I did behave.”

Harry Styles and a bus load of wanton women. Yeah right. It’s unlikely many people will believe they just played Scrabble.

It’s tradition in Norway that when students finish their exams they hire a bus to ride around the city and get drunk.

Lisa McG’s at it again – Manages to name drop Eleanor into a story about 5SOS & Football Player 1

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You know what time it is – it’s Lisa McG’s Eleanor reference drinking game! Grab your vodka and shot glasses and let’s begin! From UTV:

One Direction: Louis Tomlinson is missing someone and it’s not Eleanor Calder!

Louis Tomlinson has admitted that he’s missing a certain someone while touring Europe this month.

The One Direction star has been dating Eleanor Calder for more than a year but it’s not the brunette beauty he’s pining for this evening.

Take two shots because we not only got a how long they’ve been dating reference but we got a brunette beauty as well.

Tommo hasn’t seen his girlfriend in two weeks, however he’s tweeting about someone else entirely, a whole band of someone elses!

The hunk revealed that he’s missing fellow boyband 5 Seconds Of Summer, who supported One Direction on their UK tour recently, but who returned to Australia when they set off for Europe this month.

Louis told his Twitter followers this afternoon: “Must say the @5secsofsummer boys are missed massively on tour !!”

As if that wasn’t bad enough, pour Louis’ day was made even worse when he heard that Alex Ferguson was retiring and stepping down as manager of British football team Manchester United.

Pour? LOL, even Lisa McG is playing along.

He added: “Sad news that Sir Alex has retired. What an amazing man for football!”

He probably didn’t mention El, as it won’t be too long until he sees his girlfriend.

Take another shot because she just went into Lou’s head to tell us the reason why he’s tweeting about all these men instead of his GF.

The politics student will be travelling to Madrid at the end of May – Friday 24th – to spend some time with her boyfriend while he performs in the Spanish city and will spend the weekend with him and some other pals.

Oh, now she’s a “politics student” instead of just a pretty student. I bet Lisa’s just counting the days until she can start using “gorgeous grad”! But what about the “beauty studies”?

More on the Party Bus from one of the party people – This Time No Word on Him “Pulling” Anyone 0

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Interesting that this article with quotes from a girl on the party bus says nothing about kissing anyone LOL. In fact, it seems more typical of Harry, socializing and taking pictures. From EOnline:

Harry Styles should never cover up those beautiful green eyes!

But on Tuesday, the One Direction boy-bander did just that when he hid those pretty peepers with some kind of blindfold. Styles posted an Instagram photo of this peculiar moment, inexplicably noting, “I just graduated in Norway.”

While Harry actually was not the alumnus of the hour, he did join a bus full of Norwegian students engaging in a ritual bout of pre-graduation partying called “Russ” that lasts for three weeks. The average age of a high school graduate in the country is 19—and the legal drinking age is 18.

Harry got on the bus around midnight “and we just kind of partied,” reveler Michelle Fjeld-Hansen exclusive told E! News. “When he came on the bus, we just spilled some drinks on him and he got wet. Everyone jumps around and spills beer and everyone kind of gets wet and your hair gets crazy. We poured the beer on him to welcome him.”

“It is really crazy to have a celebrity that famous on our party bus,” Michelle added. “We are partying for three weeks and this guy just comes to visit for two days in Norway and joinsour bus. It is just sick, awesome, insane. It is almost like Justin Bieber coming with us.” (And she would know—Norway is where a handful of schools postponed midterms when Bieber’s Believe Tour came to town.)

But how did Harry end up on the bus in the first place?

“This one girl on our bus saw Harry eating dinner at his hotel [Holmenkollen Park Hotel] and she came over to him and asked him if she could get a picture,” Michelle said, “and they started to chat and she told him about the bus and asked him if he wanted to join us.”

She said that she did get to speak to the Brit and “he was really nice. He was trying to speak Norwegian. He said, ‘This is crazy. This is so much fun. He said he wanted to move to Norway!”

“He was smiling and laughing,” Michelle recalled, adding that he even serenaded the bus with One Direction’s biggest hit, “That’s What Makes You Beautiful.” “He took a lot of pictures on his iPhone. He took a picture of him wearing the Insider headband and he put it on Instagram.

She said that his bodyguards drove behind them the entire time he was on the bus, until about 3 a.m.

“He really had a good time,” Michelle said. “We hope all five of them join us after the concert.”

Well, that didn’t take long – another manwhore article 0

Again, we see the source of this article is fans. I’m guessing by fans they mean twitter. Hooray. The land of idiot rumors. From the Daily Mail:

Another stop, another blonde: One Direction’s Harry Styles ‘pulls 18-year-old student on party bus in Oslo

He has been linked to a series of beautiful blondes, with the most recent being Kimberley Stewart, but it seems that Harry Styles has already moved on.

The One Direction heartthrob is said to have gotten together with 18-year-old student Camilla Foss after being invited on to a bus for a party, The Sun reports.

The singer is said to have met the pretty blonde at the band’s Oslo hotel before a gig before she invited him to a bash with a group of fans.

A source told the paper: ‘There were loads of girls pawing him but he focused on Camilla. It got pretty sweaty in there.’

‘Fans are saying they’ve been seen kissing and she’s been spotted at his hotel.’

After a picture of Camilla and Harry was posted on Twitter his fans went into overdrive, jealous of her meeting with the star. 

One jealous fan warned: ‘This Camilla Foss girl better take Barney’s advice and keep her hands to herself.’

Harry has found himself to be the centre of attention since being on tour.

When the group arrived in Norway on Tuesday for the latest leg of their Take Me Home tour, Harry found himself the victim of a particularly over-eager fan.

The 19-year-old singer was leaving the £1,400-a-night Holmenkollen Park Hotel in Oslo, where the group had been staying, when the young girl sneaked through the security barrier to launch herself on her teenage idol.

Following the Oslo leg of the tour, Harry wrote on his Twitter page: ‘Oslo was amazing.. Thanks for having us. One of my favourite places in the world.’

A spokesperson for Harry was unavailable for comment.

O_O Lou 0

Well, alrighty then. x

So I made the mistake of googling Kimberly Stewart articles to see what people are saying 0

After all the hubbub over Himberly, I was curious to see what the sites were saying now that it’s clear that Harry and Kimberly aren’t dating (you know it’s bad when Fox News calls it a publicity stunt). The Daily Mail manages to squeeze in several manwhore references and even a cougar chaser reference. Business as usual, I see. Can we just ban all tabloids from using the word “lothario” – it sounds ridiculous and especially so when it’s Harry “Cupcake” Styles we’re talking about.

Harry who? Kimberly Stewart goes to back on mummy duty after being linked to 1D’s lothario Styles

It was only last week that Rod Stewart’s daughter Kimberly was linked to an ever bigger playboy than her father – Harry Styles.

But the pretty blonde obviously has no time for such insinuations as she was potted out and about on mum duty.

The 33-year-old, who was linked to Harry after he spent the night at Rod Stewart’s LA mansion, was in business mode as she pounded the pavement on Sunday.

Given his track record with older women, the 14 year age gap is more of a temptation than any kind of barrier to Harry Styles dating Kimberly Stewart.

But even though they were seen leaving Dan Tana in Beverly Hills together with her papa Rod and step-mother Penny Lancaster ‘kissing and holding hands’ the jury was still out on whether they did have a brief fling.

Harry joined Rod, 68, and Penny, 42, and Kimberly, 33, for dinner at Dan Tana’s restaurant in West Hollywood last Thursday night.

The single mother, who had her love child with Benecio Del Toro, has made no comment on any rumours of her and Harry.

Although sources have said they pair are not dating but just good friends.

Liam Shirtless Makes the Papers 0


In all the chaos of me coming back home and the blind gossip being solved and stuff, I missed posted this video of Andy and Liam (even after boobear drew Liam’s hairy chest to my attention).

Say what you will about Andy, but he certainly delivers the goods. Although it looks like Liam is all hairless in the video. From the Mirror:

STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING – One Direction’s Liam Payne has taken his clothes off (scream!).

Unfortunately he didn’t completely strip off but the singer, 19, did remove his top while enjoying a ride on a speedboat with his friend Andy Samuels who randomly looks a lot like Dale Howard from Big Brother nine.

The pair recorded a video of themselves on the boat in Oslo, Norway and fortunately, for the entire world, Andy uploaded the clip of himself and the rather FIT Liam onto social networking website Keek.

And it looks like Liam’s recent split from ex-girlfriend Danielle Peezer isn’t getting him down as he smiled and laughed as he zipped across the water in the posh and expensive vessel.

The noisy engine makes it hard to hear what Andy is saying but the main and VERY IMPORTANT thing is that we can see Liam topless and you can even imagine he is completely naked as you can’t see his bottom half.

Of course, that would be completely natural - hanging out with your fully clothed mate while you sit next to him on a speedboat TOTALLY naked. Normal.

Doing his best to make himself heard over the loud machinery of the boat, Andy shouts: “Yes, Norway!”

Thank you Andy, thank you.