by Candy •
WTFery
• Tags: harry styles

If you go by the people who were actually on the party bus, nothing happened except Harry hanging out and taking pictures. If you go by what the tabloids are saying, Harry got another notch on his belt, which surely must look like swiss cheese at this point if you believe every lame, made-up story in the tabs. Granted the Daily Star is one of the worst when it comes to spinning stories, but they pretty much call the students “wanton women” and even when Harry says he behaved, they don’t believe him.
HARRY STYLES GETS THE RIDE OF HIS LIFE WITH MULTIPLE BABES
WE doff our caps to randy One Direction stud Harry Styles.
The boyband megastar has left notorious skirt-chasers Russell Brand, 37, and Prince Harry, 28, straggling in his wake.
The singer, 19, ended up naked and drunk after spending the night riding on a bus with more than 30 sexy students celebrating the end of their exams in Oslo, Norway, where the band have been touring.
The party opportunist was found in a shocking state the next morning by bandmate Liam Payne.
Liam, 19, said: “You should have seen him. At 12.15 the next day he was just lying there, knocked out, naked on the floor of his hotel.”
We wish we’d seen that. Seriously.
A red-faced (but no doubt very smug) Harry said: “It was fantastic. I was in that bus for three hours. It was the best time ever. As soon as I got on board I got three beers poured over me.”
Despite his hangover and lack of clothes, Harry reckons he was a good boy. He added: “I did behave.”
Harry Styles and a bus load of wanton women. Yeah right. It’s unlikely many people will believe they just played Scrabble.
It’s tradition in Norway that when students finish their exams they hire a bus to ride around the city and get drunk.