Rod Must Need More Publicity for His New Album 0

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Himberly was debunked by everyone ages ago. You know it’s bad when even Fox News and Perez admit that it was just a PR stunt. Well, Rod must need more publicity because he was on Alan Carr’s Chatty Man (you know, the guy who pretty much tries to out Harry/Lou every time 1D has appeared on his show) and Rod says Harry spent the night with Kimberly…well, sort of. Doesn’t it seem odd to you that a dad would seem almost proud to say that his daughter slept with a man after like one night…in his own house?!??! This smacks of more publicity stunt. His album must not be doing as well as he thought or he’s figured out talking about Harry keeps your name in the news. From the Daily Star:

HARRY STYLES SPENT THE NIGHT WITH KIMBERLY STEWART, ACCORDING TO HER DAD ROD

GOSSIPING rocker Rod Stewart has let slip that 1D’s Harry Styles spent the night with his sexy daughter Kimberly, 33.

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Rumours have been rife the pair enjoyed a date in LA, but both stayed tight-lipped about it.

Then Rod, 68, slipped up after a tipple with Alan Carr, 36, while shooting TV’s Chatty Man.

He said: “His car was here in the morning. Let’s put it that way. 

“But he may just have come round to pick something up.

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But when asked if he was worried about letting Romeo Harry into his home, he said: “No.”

Then, realising his error, he laughed: “Bollocks! I let the cat out of the bag.”

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“But my daughter is 31. She is allowed to do whatever she wants.

“I stay out if it. It’s her life.”

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1D Putting on Shirts and Playing Football 0

I’m more excited about this than the new tour to be honest 0

tommo tum shirtless louShirtless Lou, tattoo reveal, and Tommo tummy. That’s life-changing news right there.

Oh hi there Zayn’s back 0

Zayn from the back. Nice. (X)

1D’s Press Conference to Announce 2014 Tour Dates 0

Oh look. Niall tweets that they’re at Wembley 0

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Absolutely buzzing! We’re here! pic.twitter.com/yDnksI27oa
I’m telling you….looks like it’sgoing to be a stadium tour announcement….we’ll see soon! Looks like Niall Non-Underscore Official is the official spokesman for this announcement LOL.

3 Random WTF stories involving 1D 0

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Kesha is afraid of 1D fans according to TVNZ:

Ke$ha is concerned One Direction fans want to beat her up after she was rumoured to be dating Harry Styles.

The Die Young hitmaker is worried the group’s supporters, known as ‘Directioners’, will give her abuse on the street after she recently revealed she has been texting the 19-year-old hunk and admitted to having a crush on him.

“I hope they don’t want to beat me up, I’m just a fan too,” she told LOOK magazine.

Despite the speculation, the 26-year-old singer insists the pair are just good friends and their messages don’t have any sexual connotations.

He and I are just friends. Actually we started texting a long time ago and we’re just friendly, it’s not sexy,” she explained.

Take that, every single tabloid that tried to ship those two together. The Mirror has an article about 1D in high school and shows astonishment that there is a picture of Louis grabbing his girlfriend’s boob:

Have a look at Louis Tomlinson posing with his former band (and pretending to punch a doll for reasons we can’t explain), taking pictures of himself in the mirror and cupping his high school girlfriend’s boob. Yes, really!

LOL check out the fetus smug Louis.

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It’s the precursor to this:

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And finally the International Business Times inexplicably has an article about celebrity drug deals and they include Zayn in the mix. It’s based on a story that appeared in the Sun and involved the same dude that supposed brought the waitress girl back to Zayn’s house during the cheating scandal. What’s weird is I checked the Sun article and Zayn’s name isn’t mentioned there so I’m not sure how IBT is throwing him in the mix. It certainly makes you wonder though that the same guy who’s part of this drug dealing scandal is also the one involved in the Zayn cheating scandal:

Drug Deal Disaster: Rihanna, Justin Bieber & Zayn Malik Allegedly Involved?

Rihanna, Justin Bieber and Zayn Malik may have the music in common but there’s another thing that ties these three celebrities together. In a recent tabloid post, Rihanna, Bieber and Malik have allegedly been dealing drugs. How true are the rumours?

According to a UK tabloid, Rihanna has been associated as a drug dealer. Joining the RnB princess on the list are One Direction’s Zayn Malik and Canadian crooner, Justin Bieber. The Sun reports that Leon “Starino” Anderson has been dealing drugs with Bieber, Rihanna and Malik. One other name included in the drug dealing disaster is supermodel, Cara Delevingne.

“It’s part of my service. I have to. I have to be able to (get drugs). I have the biggest clients in the world,” stated Anderson, adding, “I am their right-hand man. When they’re in London and want to go out, I arrange everything from restaurants and clubs to anything else they want.”

Fans may recall Anderson as the person who had been involved in Malik’s cheating scandal with an Australian waitress early this year. If the posts about the drug dealings are proven true, Bieber, Rihanna and Malik are definitely in deep trouble.

Zayn smoke pot? How dare you…oh wait….

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What? Liam gets into with football player who pulled waitress’s hair 0

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Only the Daily Record has this story but it says Liam defended a waitress at the Funky Buddha when one of the players pulled a waitress’s hair.

One Direction star Liam Payne involved in bust up with four footballers as he defends waitress

THE 1D heartthrob squared up to four Tottenham Hotspur players after one of them- Aaron Lennon- tugged the hair of a waitress who was serving drinks.

HE may be in a boyband and look all pretty but you don’t mess with Liam Payne.

Do you, Tottenham Hotspur?

The One Direction heartthrob was involved in an extraordinary nightclub bust-up with four Spurs players after one – Aaron Lennon – tugged the hair of a waitress.

Leaping to her defence, Liam squared up to the England midfielder at London’s Funky Buddha, shouting: “What the f*** are you doing?”

The pint-sized winger, 26, was dragged away by teammates Kyle Walker, Tom Huddlestone and Jake Livermore.

The incident happened at around 2am – and just five days before Spurs’ biggest game of the season.

A source said: “The football boys were with four other guys and two girls, and had vodka and various mixers on their table.

“Liam was with a few friends of his own, a few tables away.

“Out of nowhere there was a commotion when Liam saw a girl having her hair pulled.

“He didn’t know her but was outraged on her behalf.

“He thought it was completely uncalled for.

“Being a gentleman, he went straight over to the players and confronted Aaron, asking him what the f*** he was playing at.

“Liam was telling his friends what a d*** he was to have done that to a lady.”

So, as if newly single Liam needed to give girls any more reason to fancy him, his chivalry has probably just done it anyway.

The unnamed girl worked at the popular Mayfair haunt – where Liam celebrated his 19th birthday. She had earlier shown the singer and his pals to their VIP table.

She had also been helping the Spurs stars, ensuring they were constantly surrounded
by drinks.

I had no idea… 0

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I just realized how awful the Little Mix dolls are. Sometimes I think Little Mix’s team wants them to fail. Jesy’s doll looks like it has to poop. Perrie’s is probably the best of the batch if it weren’t for the tragic acid-wash jeans. I’m not even sure they tried with the Jade doll. The dolls aren’t even smiling. Leigh-Anne’s is like bitch please.

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So…this is probably it. 1D to announce stadium tour at Wembley Press Conference 0

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Well, that’s…not really all that life changing LOL. Looks like the big news is a stadium tour. FYI: that means way bigger venues. As a comparison, venues they are touring now hold around 20,000 (at least for DC show). Stadiums hold 50,000 to 90,000. From Unreality TV:

One Direction’s Niall Horan, Harry Styles, Zayn Malik, Liam Payne & Louis Tomlinson plan press conference in Wembley to announce stadium tour!

Various news outlets have revealed that they will be in attendance tomorrow, when the announcement is made at midday and Entertainment.ie’s Caroline Foran tweeted:

“Not gonna lie, cannot WAIT to go to Wembley tomorrow to find out @OneDirection’s big announcement. Cue a load of teenagers hating my guts.”

Gemma Murphy from Red FM wrote:

“Off to London tomorrow to see One Direction & find out what this big annoucement is #TickTock http://www.onebigannouncement.com ”

The Media Eye posted:

“@onedirection make ‘special announcement’ at press conference on Thursday”

Another post from Stereoboard about it.