by Candy •
WTFery
• Tags: one direction

Kesha is afraid of 1D fans according to TVNZ:
Ke$ha is concerned One Direction fans want to beat her up after she was rumoured to be dating Harry Styles.
The Die Young hitmaker is worried the group’s supporters, known as ‘Directioners’, will give her abuse on the street after she recently revealed she has been texting the 19-year-old hunk and admitted to having a crush on him.
“I hope they don’t want to beat me up, I’m just a fan too,” she told LOOK magazine.
Despite the speculation, the 26-year-old singer insists the pair are just good friends and their messages don’t have any sexual connotations.
“He and I are just friends. Actually we started texting a long time ago and we’re just friendly, it’s not sexy,” she explained.
Take that, every single tabloid that tried to ship those two together. The Mirror has an article about 1D in high school and shows astonishment that there is a picture of Louis grabbing his girlfriend’s boob:
Have a look at Louis Tomlinson posing with his former band (and pretending to punch a doll for reasons we can’t explain), taking pictures of himself in the mirror and cupping his high school girlfriend’s boob. Yes, really!
LOL check out the fetus smug Louis.

It’s the precursor to this:

And finally the International Business Times inexplicably has an article about celebrity drug deals and they include Zayn in the mix. It’s based on a story that appeared in the Sun and involved the same dude that supposed brought the waitress girl back to Zayn’s house during the cheating scandal. What’s weird is I checked the Sun article and Zayn’s name isn’t mentioned there so I’m not sure how IBT is throwing him in the mix. It certainly makes you wonder though that the same guy who’s part of this drug dealing scandal is also the one involved in the Zayn cheating scandal:
Drug Deal Disaster: Rihanna, Justin Bieber & Zayn Malik Allegedly Involved?
Rihanna, Justin Bieber and Zayn Malik may have the music in common but there’s another thing that ties these three celebrities together. In a recent tabloid post, Rihanna, Bieber and Malik have allegedly been dealing drugs. How true are the rumours?
According to a UK tabloid, Rihanna has been associated as a drug dealer. Joining the RnB princess on the list are One Direction’s Zayn Malik and Canadian crooner, Justin Bieber. The Sun reports that Leon “Starino” Anderson has been dealing drugs with Bieber, Rihanna and Malik. One other name included in the drug dealing disaster is supermodel, Cara Delevingne.
“It’s part of my service. I have to. I have to be able to (get drugs). I have the biggest clients in the world,” stated Anderson, adding, “I am their right-hand man. When they’re in London and want to go out, I arrange everything from restaurants and clubs to anything else they want.”
Fans may recall Anderson as the person who had been involved in Malik’s cheating scandal with an Australian waitress early this year. If the posts about the drug dealings are proven true, Bieber, Rihanna and Malik are definitely in deep trouble.
Zayn smoke pot? How dare you…oh wait….
