Subtle, Miley, Subtle 0
The most action Taylor’s gotten in years 0
Sadly, her dancer and that rainbow pony on her short probably have more in common. Story of her life.
I think it’s time to retire the camel toe shorts, sweetie 0
Seriously. We all know what your vag looks like. Time to put those babies to bed. Camel toe, now in GIF form:
Bitch, don’t look so surprised. We told you the last 5 times you wore these that they gave you camel toe, but did you listen?
The Story of Harry Styles Life 0
A bunch of grabby fangirls and creepy dudes lurking in the background that wouldn’t mind a piece of what’s under those painted-on jeans while Harry remains oblivious to it all.
Louis, Liam, and Niall Leave their Hotel in Milan 0
Louis looks like my ex-husband in that getup and it’s freaking me out. (X)
I’m so glad I’m not a European fan 0
This looks like my personal version of hell. Sorry, 1D. I love you, but enough to go through that!
1D Says Thank You 0
We wanted t thank you all so much! and it is often very hard to do so in 140 characters on twitter! So here you go http://youtu.be/diEqtVXWRys
Your Daily 1D B.S. – Harry wants to “roll a royal” 0
The Daily Star is at it again. This whole article is full of words like randy and horny and talk about him sitting around making lists of which princess he wants to have sex with. Harry articles are usually pretty bad, but this one sounds like total tabloid trash!
HARRY STYLES is desperate to date Princess Eugenie
Close pals of the One Direction star revealed he is “obsessed” with the idea of landing a royal to boost his credibility.
The randy lad has even drawn up a list of toff targets – with the princess as his ultimate catch.
A source told us: “Harry is so bored of the showbiz set and thinks it’s time to move up in the world.
“Backstage before gigs he was even trawling the internet, asking his bandmates what they thought of each girl.
“He drew up a ‘hit list’ and the only rule was they couldn’t be married.
“Needless to say, Pippa Middleton is on his list – at number two – but he’s aware she has a serious boyfriend.
“He also has a thing for Princess Beatrice, even though he said she’s not his ‘typical type of girl’.
“But he’s totally fascinated with Princess Eugenie. He thinks she’s got the full package of class, looks and status.”
Harry confided in one pal: “My next big plan is to pull a royal. It’s a totally different league when you get into those circles.”
His friend added: “Harry has even secured a few phone numbers already through his high-flying contacts. He hasn’t ruled out latching on to some of Pippa’s party pals to try and help him manoeuvre his way in there.
“Harry really likes Pippa’s friend Camilla Campion-Awwad, and is trying to get involved in her elite little circle.”
Horny Harry has been steadily working his way up the dating ladder since he landed his place in One Direction during The X Factor’s bootcamp stage in 2010.
Earlier this year he romanced pop princess Taylor Swift, 23, and recently he spent a week at Rod Stewart’s Los Angeles mansion as he pursued the rocker’s daughter Kimberly, 33.
And speaking of princesses, everyone is all up in arms that they redid Merida now that they’ve added her to the official Disney Princesses. Disney has removed the “glammed up” version of Merida from their web site and offered up a lame excuse while the original creator of Merida, Brenda Chapman, called the new Merida “atrocious”.
“When little girls say they like it because it’s more sparkly, that’s all fine and good but, subconsciously, they are soaking in the sexy ‘come-hither’ look and the skinny aspect of the new version,” Chapman said. “It’s horrible. Merida was created to break that mould,” she added. “To give young girls a better, stronger role model, a more attainable role model; something of substance, not just a pretty face that waits around for romance.”
A Disney spokesperson said that the design was always intended to be a one-off: “The artwork used on Merida’s official social media sites has always been the imagery from the movie. We routinely use different art styles with our characters and this rendition of Merida in her party dress was a special one-time effort to commemorate her coronation.”
