Hollywood Life is even dumber than I thought 1
Hollywood Life of course is ALL over Taylor’s big diss. They even posted a video of themselves chatting about it. We’ll get to that in a moment, but first, check out this ridiculous article they posted.
Single ladies, take a lesson from Taylor Swift, who put ex-boyfriend Harry Styles in his place cleverly and effectively at the Grammys.
Here’s what she told ex-boyfriend Harry Styles in a clear English accent: “We are never EVER getting back together.”
But here’s what she also told him AND told all women who are suffering from heartbreak after a painful breaking — “We are never ever getting back together because — SORRY, I’M BUSY OPENING UP THE GRAMMYS!”
That’s right, Harry! Taylor is far too busy doing something exciting, challenging, and worthwhile to be contemplating getting back into a self-esteem damaging relationship with you!
Taylor is telling romance-damaged women that the best antidote to the agony of being underappreciated in a romance is to get busy focusing on your own career and personal growth.
As Taylor sang and strutted around the stage with her gorgeous long legs, shaking her hips, she set a mood of confident defiance.
Taylor Swift: My Relationship Was A Circus
She purposely dressed like a ringmaster and set the stage for her song, “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together,” as a circus, because she was telling the world that her relationship with Harry had felt like one — over the top; a performance lived out in public.
Is Hollywood Life daft? Did they not see that it was clearly an Alice in Wonderland themed performance, complete with white rabbit? Taylor was the Mad Hatter (which is kind of hilarious. If the hat fits, wear it!) The only circus here is the Hollywood Life newsroom which can’t seem to get shit right. Like ever. But wait, it gets worse:
You Can Learn From Taylor Swift
So ladies, she’s also telling you — learn from her and don’t turn your relationship or breakup into a circus, even if it’s unintentional.
But most of all remember — if you’re hurting after a hard split, don’t stay in bed moping — get busy!
Get busy like Taylor is doing and don’t stop! Yes, you do deserve to be loved and appreciated, but in the meantime — move forward living your life!
Thanks Taylor for that inspiring message to all women suffering the bad romance blues!
So, HL takes Taylor’s childish Grammy tantrum and turns it into a template for how little girls should behave. You cannot convince me that Hollywood Life isn’t getting some kind of kickback from TSwift for printing this drivel. So, do you want to see the people that shovel this dung and turn it into 1s and 0s for you to read on the net? It’s even worse seeing the faces behind the complete and utter lies. Here ya go!
Feb 11, 2013 @ 03:43:14
But the Mad Hatter is awesome, why would you compare her to him? Lol, honestly I think it’s one big load of crap.
Basically, Taylor has an image. She’s the one who breaks up with her boyfriend and tries to ruin them by writing songs or dedicating them to her ex.
Just like Harry has an image (which is not true, obviously) that he fucks multiply women each week.
I’m not saying Taylor didn’t do the British accent, but I think she didn’t. And if she did, she failed horribly because it sounded like she had tons of cotton wool in her mouth and couldn’t speak properly. But people say “yeah, it’s something she would do.” how do people know that? Maybe her “whoring look” is just an image she has to hold.
Just like Harry has to hold the image of being a womanizer because he wants to be with Louis one day, holding hands in public.
I honestly thing people are overreacting about this, they may not like each other – thank god for Blind Gossip – but if Taylor really did that British accent, she is really immature for her age. 23 and you call your ex out at The Grammy’s? Sorry, but that’s hilarious, are we sure she isn’t twelve?
Honestly I think this has blown out of proportion, and we should all calm down because they’re still human. (And this isn’t directed towards you, but mainly towards Hollywood Life, but I thought you wanted an opinion and I think it’ll be appreciated here).
I understand where you’re coming from obviously, I don’t like Taylor either but it sounds too obvious if she really tried to call Harry out. You know what I mean?