Haylor – the Rebound Edition 1

(This pic has absolutely nothing to do with this post but I find it so hot, I had to post it…Matt Bomer’s doing the Lou hand on waist thingy to Ian Somerhalder! Awww. Both guys are rumored to be in the running for playing Christian Grey in the 50 Shades of Grey movie…just put them both in. Who needs Ana Steele anyway?)

So now that it’s clear Haylor is never, ever getting back together, the tabs are focused on how they are reacting to the “breakup,” which is hilarious because since it was all a PR setup and they hated each other, they shouldn’t really need a rebound.

Taylor was at the People’s Choice Awards last night rocking a white dress that went clear down to her navel. And yes, I think it was a calculated decision because it’s all white and innocent and she knew people would say “Look what Harry’s missing,” but really Harry is all:

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MTV is still milking everything Haylor. I think they’re more bummed about it than Mario Lopez,who has just been proven to be a big fat fraud since he was responsible for the “sighting” of them at X Factor eating hamburgers or whatever. Remember, he said Harry picked Taylor up and threw her over his shoulder? See how they threw you under the bus, Mario? Thank you for unleashing the Haylor PR stunt on us, really. That’s 2 months of my life that I’ll never get back. I, in no way condone violence against Mario, but I think Scott Disick sums it up best:

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Very few of the articles are mentioning that it was a PR stunt. It hasn’t really gone viral yet. Most are writing about a bunch of different reasons why they broke up. Hopefully, with time, news will spread or it will all just get swept under the rug.

I know my commenter Toots will be excited about this development. There’s a bunch of new articles about Nick Grimshaw helping Harry get over his fake Haylor breakup. They’re all from the same sources that used to be pro-Haylor. From Metro:

Harry Styles mends heart with Nick Grimshaw bromance and sushi

Harry Styles has been mending his broken heart by rekindling his bromance with Radio 1 breakfast host Nick Grimshaw.

‘Dirty Harry’ and Grimmy were spotted having a heart-to-heart over sushi after the One Direction singer jetted home after his break up with US songbird Taylor Swift.

Onlookers at Yo! Sushi in Camden North London said: ‘Harry and Nick looked like they were putting the world to rights. They seemed to be having a good time.’

And from Unreality TV, which manages to both tie Harry to Nick and then add “forget about Larry Stylinson, it’s all about Layn Malikson now!” after posting a “fan” pic (that was totally taken by a pap) of Louis and Zayn cuddling on the couch. They just wanted to beat that into your head in case you were harboring any Larry Stylinson thoughts now that Haylor has been exposed as a PR stunt. I just find it amusing – where’s my “you tried too hard star”! And while you read this, remember Haylor was fake and couldn’t stand each other, so everything written here about Harry being all sad is pretty laughable:

Harry Styles is said to be pretty cut up about his split from Taylor Swift and it seems his friends are rallying around.

It’s been reported that the One Direction star dumped the US pop princess last week, after a huge row during their Caribbean holiday and on Monday he was spotted arriving in London’s Heathrow airport looking a little bit down in the dumps.

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Insiders say he was‘heartbroken’ about the breakup but thankfully his friends have been there to pick him up and lighten his mood. Haz was spotted out having lunch with his pal Nick Grimshaw yesterday and the pair were said to be laughing and joking together as they dined in London, after Grimmy finished his Radio 1 breakfast show.

Awww it’s good to have friends!

Speaking of close friends, One Direction have been back in the studio this week and they’re getting ready for their upcoming Take Me Home world tour.

A fan shared this picture of Louis Tomlinson and Zayn Malik looking close and cuddly while taking a break from all that hard work and we have to admit, we did swoon a little bit when we saw it.

Forget about Larry Stylinson, it’s all about Layn Malikson now!

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And even Marie Claire has a post about Nick and Harry at the London Collections party last night. The author’s name ironically is Eleanor.

HARRY STYLES REUNITES WITH NICK GRIMSHAW AFTER TAYLOR SWIFT SPLIT

Harry Styles reignited his bromance with pal Nick Grimshaw last night, as he hit London for the first time since splitting from US girlfriend Taylor Swift.

The One Direction heartthrob joined the Radio One presenter as they arrived at a swanky closing party for the London Collections, at Sketch.

Dressed head to toe in Burberry, Harry showed no sign of his relationship troubles as he mingled with guests.

Perhaps he’s untroubled because Haylor was fake and he’s glad as hell it’s over!

During the evening, he also caught up with British funnyman James Corden, and rapper Tinie Tempah.

Harry apparently called time on his whirlwind romance with Taylor Swift after she kept nagging him about other girls.

Even though I know Haylor was fake, I think it’s funny that Taylor is getting called a nag. It’s realistic enough that people will believe it, too!

A source told the Mirror Taylor also had an issue with Harry’s close friendship with ex-girlfriend Caroline Flack, revealing: ‘Harry and Taylor had an incredibly intense relationship, and really did care strongly about one another.

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‘Sadly it fizzled out just as quickly, and came to a head following a series of angry spats on holiday.

Can I say “angry spats” is almost as good as “almighty row”  - you may use Angry Spats as your next song title, Taylor.

‘Harry felt Taylor was nagging him, quizzing him on his intentions with various women and generally having very little faith in him.

‘It all became too much and Harry found her a little too demanding. Taylor probably engineered the split but Harry held all the cards in the relationship.’

The solved blind gossip in case you missed it. And here’s Nick and Harry last night at the fashion thingy.

And what’s this about Justin Bieber and Harry going on vacay together to Las Vegas? It’s by Gordon Smart the Sun Bizarre columnist. It’s so odd how they want to keep linking Harry and Justin. Maybe since the Haylor/Jelena foursome PR plan didn’t work out, they figure they can try to milk it with “bad boys” Harry and Justin.

THERE is no better medicine for being binned by your girlfriend than going on a lads’ holiday.

HARRY STYLES and JUSTIN BIEBER have booked an upmarket version of The Inbetweeners’ 18-30 trip after getting their marching orders from TAYLOR SWIFT and SELENA GOMEZ.

The double act have decided Las Vegas or Mexico will provide the perfect tonic.

Spring break, when their hectic diaries settle, is looking like the most likely time for the jaunt.

Won’t One Direction be on tour by then? I guess we’ll see if this actually comes about. I think it’s just PR drivel.

You can just imagine them getting in the spirit of it — dodgy tattoos, irritating American college gimps downing lager from a tube and shouting “Awesome!”.

A pal said: “The lads talked about a boys’ trip when they were going out with the girls, but it was never on the cards. Now they’re footloose and fancy-free, they want to make it happen. They might not be old enough to legally drink but that won’t stop them.

“They can afford to rent an entire floor of one of the big hotels like the Wynn.

“There’s talk of making it a proper boys’ holiday, with the rest of 1D and their mates.”

Well, Niall and Zayn would certainly be up for that – make sure Zayn’s health insurance is up-to-date – he ended up in crutches last time and I’m not sure Niall’s knee can handle anymore Bieber hijinks. ICU Gordon, throwing in some Gryles (or whatever their ship name is):

Harry was back in the arms of his other love, NICK GRIMSHAW, on Tuesday night. They had a heart-to-heart about Harry’s tricky week.

He should take Grimmy to Vegas too — they’ll need someone with ID to get the drinks in. The 1D boys are currently beavering away in the studio, but Harry did find some time to let his curly hair down.

Louis just turned 21 – just saying LOL.

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He popped along to a private dinner with JAMES CORDENSIR PAUL SMITHTINIE TEMPAH and GQ magazine chief DYLAN JONES last night to celebrate a week of London fashion events.