GFF: The Band
G*KEY FAMILY FUCKERY – The Candyland Band
- Lead Singer: JC (duh, benches!)
- Lead Guitar: CandyBar
- Bass: Dizzy
- Drums: Prime Minister
- DJ: Kradamantix55
- Keytar: loghorea
- Synthesizer: KradamBomb
- Tambourine: Jiele
- Cowbell: cestlavie
- Clarinet: Icebar
- Banjo: Mary
- Maracas: Tribyen
- (Skin)Flute: Emily
- Backup Screamer: GrandDissonance
- Inuit Throat Singer: Heather
- Trumpet: kkamll
- Violin: Puntita
- Viola: farahlily
- Bagpipes: gildedcobweb
Dance troupe:
- Dance Captain/Lead Fly Girl: Em
- Choreographer of Stolen Dance Moves: candygirlxoxo
- Dancer: VirgoPixie
- Dancer: Nothingtoadd
- Dancer: Shirl
- Dancer: CJ
- Lead Fan Kicker: Rosie
- Burlesque Dancer: Elaine
- Pole Dancer: Meg
Auxillary Team:
- Lead Songwriter: Lynne ChunkeyMonkey (since Lynne is MIA)
- Band Manager/Bus Driver: twinkle
- Head of Security/Fangirl Maintenance: Hayley
- SuperFan/SignMaker: suziebird88
- Crazed screaming fan: Rogue
- Weirdo Groupie: endywood
- JC’s Fluffer: chunkeymonkey81
- Lead Streaker: EdenAngel
- The Hush Cats
: Ana and Weetz - Band Photographer: IslandGal
- The roadie who drinks too much Red Bull and goes around breaking shit and causing trouble: Skittlezxoxo
- VIP “I’m on the list”: Beth/ameryth74
- Tour bus depression/claustrophobia morale lifter: Lilabella
- Band Nurse: crazy4adam66
- Co-stylists: Patti and
- Lighting: M.L.
If you’d like a position in the band, sign up in comments LMAO!
Yay!!
I have no musical talent, and very little rhythem for dancing… so can I be that crazed fan that you take to every show so that no matter what, someone is screaming your name?
Oh, there is one of those… Hmm… I’ll have to think about that then.
What? No Rhodes synthesizer/keyboards player? How about me???
I want to join! I can play trumpet! haha
I have no musical talent whatsoever, lol. Does the Gokey Family Fuckery need a weirdo groupie? If so, count me in!
We love the glittery aspect:
photobucket sucks.
Can I play the violin?
Yeah, glitter outfits FTW
I’ve been a professional photographer with two full-time studios for over 25 years.
Does the band need any PR or Album Cover photography?
We know how to photograph sparkles.
I’ll be another Hush Cats, lol!
I just wanna be the roadie who drinks too much Red Bull and goes around breaking shit and causing trouble.
Okay… either want to the the “Stage Set/Video Treatment Designer” (but I feel like I remember you guys giving those jobs to all of HH’s boys) or just VIP – “I’m on the list”… (or both)… cuz that’s just the way I roll… :-)
Ooooh I can be of service as back up vocalist or official tour bus depression/claustrophobia morale lifter whichever seems more useful
YAY! I got my position of choice!!! WOOT! I’m Lila by the way, who did the whole AT40 post. Lila=lilabella for future reference :)
Can I be the Choregrapher in charge of stolen moves.
I would also like to be a dancer…I will bellydance with the farm animal of Danny’s choice.
I think the Dancers should be called the Bible Humpers!
G*KEY FAMILY FUCKERY [the Album]
Track #
1. (lovin’ you) In the Godly Way
2. It’s Just the Way I was Raised
3. Hush Cats!
4. Let’s Scrimmage!
5. Turnfucksplosion
6. Scorned!
7. I’m Jealyrious Over You
8. Stop Humping My Leg
9. Why Don’t You Have a Seat (the Chris Hansen song)
10. Cupcake Reach-Around (for meg)
Album cover for this single:
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o139 … 1249144998
Bonus Tracks:
11. Swat the Dangly! (for PM)
12. Is That a Banana in Your Pocket? (for Charles)
i wanna play the viola hehehehe…..
OH! Can I be the guy who starts up random chants in the middle of shows! … “GFF! GFF! GFF!” … ” or “FUCK-ER-Y! FUCK-ER-RY!” if you will … all while doing some awesome fist pumps of course!
I’ll play flute or keyboard or be the band Nurse for medical emergencies…..LOL
lmao i made you the nurse because i’m sure we’d need one of those badly!
YEAH. I THINK SINCE LYNNE IS MIA I SHOULD DEF BE THE LEAD SONG WRITER. LOL…I DID WRITE A FEW SURE TO BE HITS! LOL
Mind if I work the lighting?
What a sick idea for a band! (positively speaking, of course)
Showing up late as usual…put me down for bagpipes if you please. Kthxbai.
I think we should call the album “Sexual Romance”