Dying Laughing at the Latest Article – Taylor Planning to Whisk Harry Away on Boat Trip 3
Ok, this is from Entertainmentwise, which we know is about as accurate as a 1D Update Account. But, what I find hilarious is their choice of wording. It’s the exact same thing they were saying about Haylor in the Virgin Islands, including the “whisking” LOL. Remember, guys, Haylor was and is fake. No amount of articles about them staying in the same hotels or planning “romantic gestures” or boat trips is going to change that. From Entertainmentwise:
Taylor Swift Planning To Whisk Harry Styles Away On Romantic Pre-Birthday Boat Trip?
As speculation surrounding the Harry Styles and Taylor Swift ‘rekindled relationship’ continues, it’s now been revealed that Harry isn’t the only one planning romantic gestures, but Taylor is also planning a pre-birthday celebration for her heart-throb ex beau.
The ‘Love Story’ superstar is keen to make Harry’s 19th birthday a special one and is apparently making ‘secret arrangements’ to meet the 1D star on the French Riviera where, insiders say ‘no expense will be spared.’
I doubt we’re going to get any Haylor on Harry’s birthday, but if we do, be prepared for the return of Sad!Lou. But, seriously, their PR/Management would be dumb as a box of rocks to push Haylor 2. No one wants this and Harry can’t act for shit.
An insider told the Daily Star: “The lads are planning to hang out together enjoying Cannes – and they also want to get to Paris.”
“But Taylor is desperately trying to make arrangements for her and Harry to slip away and have private romantic time.”
Adding, “She has got a boat on standby ready for them to sneak off.”
“Taylor thought a boat would be the perfect getaway as photographers can’t follow them.”
Oh girl, see the pic below. Boats haven’t quite worked out for you in the past.
The source also adds that Taylor has also reserved a small private villa owned by a multi-millionaire contact in the nearby town of Mougins.
How would anyone but Taylor’s PR know this?
But they added: “It’s all up in the air as Harry’s main focus is being with his band.”
I think this is what the “excuse” will be for not meeting up.
Meanwhile, although everything seems to be back on with the showbiz pair, insiders say that Taylor isn’t so impressed with Harry’s kissing techniques. Say whaat?
A source told Star magazine: “[He] kissed like a snail. Eventually Taylor found it hard not to be grossed out.”
We refuse to believe that Harry’s a bad kisser!
That’s the only accurate statement Enetertainmentwise has ever said! And if I were Taylor, I’d stay away from the boats:
Forever alone…
Jan 25, 2013 @ 07:58:15
“A source told Star magazine: “[He] kissed like a snail. Eventually Taylor found it hard not to be grossed out.””
She’s grossed out but ‘desperately’ wants him back?
Someone is laughing hysterically as they write this.
Jan 25, 2013 @ 09:24:20
As much as I belittle most main dtream tabloid articles about Haylor etc, I have to treat blind items, including the latest Blind Gossip item with the same skepticism, it’s only fair.
The blind item again: Sorry, had another thought: It might be on the right track fundamentally, but again, you have to question how they know the so-called intricacies and fine deets. It bothers me that this person could ‘lose their job’. You can’t threaten that. If they kicked someone out there’d be a helluva rights case on that could backfire on them. The only thing this person would lose out on is money, paying back management fees and breach of contract if he splits or ‘goes rogue’. They would be nuts to fire him if it is who people think because that group is nothing without him.
If this item is true and if it’s who people are widely guessing, there’s things that I have to treat with skepticism. It might just be the blind is there to reinforce the idea of someone wanting to be ‘his real self’, rather than BG knowing all those intimate details.
Jan 25, 2013 @ 09:40:34
i also think BG is being more vague with their wording after the two hotties one