Ok, this is from Entertainmentwise, which we know is about as accurate as a 1D Update Account. But, what I find hilarious is their choice of wording. It’s the exact same thing they were saying about Haylor in the Virgin Islands, including the “whisking” LOL. Remember, guys, Haylor was and is fake. No amount of articles about them staying in the same hotels or planning “romantic gestures” or boat trips is going to change that. From Entertainmentwise:
Taylor Swift Planning To Whisk Harry Styles Away On Romantic Pre-Birthday Boat Trip?
As speculation surrounding the Harry Styles and Taylor Swift ‘rekindled relationship’ continues, it’s now been revealed that Harry isn’t the only one planning romantic gestures, but Taylor is also planning a pre-birthday celebration for her heart-throb ex beau.
The ‘Love Story’ superstar is keen to make Harry’s 19th birthday a special one and is apparently making ‘secret arrangements’ to meet the 1D star on the French Riviera where, insiders say ‘no expense will be spared.’
I doubt we’re going to get any Haylor on Harry’s birthday, but if we do, be prepared for the return of Sad!Lou. But, seriously, their PR/Management would be dumb as a box of rocks to push Haylor 2. No one wants this and Harry can’t act for shit.
An insider told the Daily Star: “The lads are planning to hang out together enjoying Cannes – and they also want to get to Paris.”
“But Taylor is desperately trying to make arrangements for her and Harry to slip away and have private romantic time.”
Adding, “She has got a boat on standby ready for them to sneak off.”
“Taylor thought a boat would be the perfect getaway as photographers can’t follow them.”
Oh girl, see the pic below. Boats haven’t quite worked out for you in the past.
The source also adds that Taylor has also reserved a small private villa owned by a multi-millionaire contact in the nearby town of Mougins.
How would anyone but Taylor’s PR know this?
But they added: “It’s all up in the air as Harry’s main focus is being with his band.”
I think this is what the “excuse” will be for not meeting up.
Meanwhile, although everything seems to be back on with the showbiz pair, insiders say that Taylor isn’t so impressed with Harry’s kissing techniques. Say whaat?
A source told Star magazine: “[He] kissed like a snail. Eventually Taylor found it hard not to be grossed out.”
We refuse to believe that Harry’s a bad kisser!
That’s the only accurate statement Enetertainmentwise has ever said! And if I were Taylor, I’d stay away from the boats: