Dictionary
If you are sitting there like WTF are you guys talking about, this may help:
AWAY TO THE CORNFIELD WITH HIM: What we say to anyone that we no longer want anything to do with (i.e. Gene Simmons, CEO John Hecker, Manservant)
Baby Paisley: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2F8tsmBrb8
Back Huggle: Epic Kris-initiated tackle hug from behind
BB: Baby
Beautiful Butterfly = Johnny Weir
BFBF: Bitch Face Boy Friend (Drake) – See TTT.
BKP: Blue Kradam Paint (our name for the color of blue nailpolish Kradam used for LPT and LUT)
Candese: The official language of Candyland/Icelandia
Candyland: Planet Kradam Time, also the timezone of Iceland
C!B: Charles Browder (not to be confused with Cocket Bulge!)
CB: Cocket Bulge (appears most often when HH is singing, usually accompanied by Shirt Adjustment(s) to cover said bulge)
CCC: Concert Crotch Censor – the person responsible for ruining awesome crotch shots by sticking their hand in front
Cocket: (also Cocky Pocket) The “I like the top” side of Kris
Cocklight: The spotlight that illuminates the glambulge during the show.
Dadam: Adam’s Dad (coolest dad ever)
Dirty Duke: Danny Gokey (Moulin Rouge inspired)
Ear Kiss: Epic Adam-initiated kiss on the ear
Bedazzled Handcuffs: Adam’s weapon of choice
Fierce Alien Face: Adam’s expression for the paparazzi
F!J: Fucking!Jacket – The incredibly awesome Skin.Graft jacket with the suckable spikes
Frecklesexual: When you (regardless of gender or sexual preference) want to lick the freckles on his bottom lips every time you see a closeup of his mouth
FTW: For the Win!
Ginger Pit: The strawberry blond tufts of armpit hair that some of you looooooove
GlamBulge: 
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Glamouflage: the act of covering up your Adam Lambert obsession around friends and family.
Glitter Ejaculate: What Adam makes.
Glitterosexual: All that are attracted to Adam… regardless of your sex or usual sexual orientation
Glitter Pretzel: The sparkly belt buckle HH wears in concert
Glittizens: The citizens of Candyland/Icelandia
Glittizen Vein-y: The GlamBulge
Green Fairy: Katy
Gumping: When gokey attempts to hump the mic stand like HH
Hallopeen: October 31 on Planet Fierce
HBIC: Head Bitch In Charge
Heft: Adam’s crotch grab because when the peen is that big, it’s no longer a grab. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woJM08fl5CU
HH: His Hotness: Adam
Hotness at Arms: Negative Neil. Second in line to the throne of His Hotness.
HP: Hot Pocket: Kris, see also Huggle Referee
HPeen: HH’s preferred thing to celebrate on Oct. 31. Clearly, HPeen = HP Peen
Huggle Envy: What Kris gets when he watches other people hug Adam
Huggle Referee: Kris (because he’ll separate a bitch from Adam if they’re hugging too much!)
Hush Cats!: to tell someone to shut-up
HWeen: HP’s preferred thing to celebrate on Oct. 31. HWeen obviously = HH 
!
Icelandgate: the events of June 2, 2009 when Candy tried to change Planet Kradam’s timezone
IDF: Idolforums.com
jealyrious: the overwhelming mix of jealousy and desire to be someone (see Scorned!Mole)
Jessica Fletcher: Patron Saint of Planet Kradam
KBP: Kradam Blue Paint (the blue nailpolish they wore)
KBU: Kradam Blue Undies (the blue undies they both wore)
Kradam Goggles: the way of looking at something with Kradam-loving eyes (i.e. Rose-Colored-Glasses)
kradamsomnia: When you’re in up all night doing all things kradam
lamberting (or glamberting): What your friends/family/coworkers say you are doing when you’re looking at all things Adam.
Let’s scrimmage: means “to the forums!! we have much to discuss!!”
Little Mr. City Fest: HP forever and always.
LPT: Little Painted Thumb (on Kris)
LUT: Little Unpainted Thumb (on Adam)
LPT Cradle: The way Kradam holds their hands so the thumb is cradled.
Magenta: Allison
Magentese: Magenta’s twitter language (which JC is fluent in)
Manservant: Michael Sarver (Moulin Rouge inspired)
Mombert: Adam’s Mom (coolest mom ever)
Negative Neil: Adam’s brother
NSFW: Not Safe For Work
NULL (AND VOID) = Alternate Universe Chatroom that was created upon JC’s triumphant internet return
ONTD: Oh No They Didn’t (there’s regular ONTD and ONTD AI – check the links on the left sidebar)
Operation Duck: the plan to distract the Green Fairy, Drake, and the media so Kradam can commence tour bus action bunk action
Pocket Idol: Kris during Idol
Pocket Rocket: see CB – the Kris bulge (usually makes an appearance while HH is singing and requires multiple shirt adjustments)
S!M: Scorned!Mole: Matt
Snarky Positivity: Candyland Motto
Super: Fabulously Gay (i.e. 
)
Swat the dangly: What the PM wants to do when ever she sees the cat-o-nine tail or shiny dangly objects
Tears of Joy: The HP equivalent of Glittercum
The Duck: see TTT & BFBF
PM: The Prime Minister: Candy
Thumb Erection: The thumbs pointed up that appear to be a signal (see LKL interview)
To “Meditate” on Something: to act like a douchebag
To the elephant!: see Let’s scrimmage!
TPTB: The Powers That Be (i.e., American Idol Producers, etc.)
TTT: Tank Top Twink – See BFBF
twinksona non grata: When a twink doesn’t deliver the goods as promised
TwinkTank: tank tops that don’t cover your nipples
Twinky Swear: self-explanatory (LOL Patti!)
UNF: Basically, it’s the sound of sex. Universal Noise of Fucking
ZAK: Zombie Ass Kicker aka Lil Rounds (according to HP)
Why can’t I think of more right now? Post em if you got em!
Haha great… you’ll invent much more :D
Well, right off the bat:
Green Fairy– Katy Allen
I think we need to add TTT as a synonym to BFBF!
What the hell is GR. That’s been bugging me for awhile.
Candyland Time also known as Planet Kradam Time = timezone of Iceland
Snarky Positivity = Candyland Motto; best represented by
OMG yes…GR – I don’t know that either!
Some basics…
TPTB: The Powers That Be (the producers)
Dadam & Mombert: Best parents evah
NegativeNeil: Adam’s brother
IDF: what does this technically stand for? Idol Forums?
Ear Kiss: Adam-initiated contact
Back Huggle: Kris-initiated contact
In context, I always thought GR meant GD….maybe GR is general reading….rather than general discussion. ??
I use way too many ….. ’s
Fierce Alien Face: Adam’s expression for the paparazzi
The Duck: see TTT & BFBF
Kradam Goggles: the way of looking at something with Kradam-loving eyes (i.e. Rose-Colored-Glasses)
The Prime Minister: Candy
Super: Fabulously Gay (i.e.
)
Twinky swear: self-explanatory (LOL Patti!)
Bedazzled Handcuffs: Adam’s weapon of choice
TwinkTank: tank tops that don’t cover your nipples
To “Meditate” on Something: to act like a douchebag
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY:
Jessica Fletcher: Patron Saint of Planet Kradam
Ok,what’s a BB?
BB: Baby
in a discussion over at MJ’s we have decided all that are attracted to adam… regardless or your sex or usuaal sexual orientation shall now be referred to as “Glitterosexuals”
because loving adam cannot be explained or confined within normal definitions.
GR is simply Thee (as in Holier than most fans) G-(rhymes with Lambert, just loose the lamb)R- (rhymes with Cock, just replace the C with an R)
a place of which i get into a lot of BIG trubs because I am an Indigo child, and i dislike conformity, and or any form of editing of what I have to say, even IF it is for my own good, lol.
At Thee GR, they want you to be an Adam lambert fucktard stepford fan, and NOT to dare say anything um, un soparkliy about him or his peeps.
Hense my feelings of emense ire toward the *duck.
and the sudden Duck-bert happenings.And, my shrill screams of “The Emperor has NO clothes!”
Think about it. When Adam was around Pocket Idol, did he drink and drive hmm? Or NOt wear his seatbelts? was he as snarky then? Nope. Where has he gone? I miss the Adam I feel in musical lust with.
At Thee GR, mostly run by Cougars and some horny kitty cats, lol *as in underagers, cause thee GR is open to all fans, *giggle* and it MUST be kept at a pg13 at all times too.
So, you are NOT allowed to be an adult over there, just a freaking teeny bopper alien.
Um, yeah, whatevs..
So, now ya know, what The GR is.
And, now you know why Candyland is SO important to me too. I think, with out it I would burst from verbal frustration…
Plus, it is fun to play IF your playmates are of legal age, lol..
And, OMG! Where else can you find such talented and verbaly challenging ones too?
Nowhere on earth, that’s for sure.
this dictionary is an epic win.
although i must correct you, i think it’s BKP, not KBP!
LOL can you tell i’m sleep deprived? I think Candyland Quality Control Department has been added to your titles.
I still dont know what GR is? lol GERT (rhyms with bert – lambert without the lamb?)Rock? Gert Rock? first i thought it was Glam Rock now im just lost lol
“because I am an Indigo child”
SO IS ADAM! lol I am so surprosed this hasn’t been mentioned more – Adam is SUCH an Indigo!
I think Lynne needs her own dictionary entry. LOL
speaking of lynne…where is she!
OOOH!
reporting!
hehe he is such a lil’ cutie too, um, ICyyyy, can we have a smiley for Neil too? 
Hi There! Glittizen # 8 on the side,
Um, I have been VERY VERY busy getting reality checks of doom as well as being kicked about by RL trubs, so I am SO fucking OMFG happy to be back inside the safety-net O’luv fest that is Icelandia/Candyland!
So yeah, Hotness At Arms is puuurfect for that Naughty Neil! Adams Fierce baby bro!
Hotness At Arms….LMAO…my boyfriend is totally moving up in the world!
….but it’s “throne” (love ya!)
lol see what i get for cutting and pasting!
Chunkymonkey81 is requesting:
“I request “let’s scrimmage” to be added to mean “to the forums!! we have much to discuss!!”
Hahaha
Interesting fact about Iceland (there were no revelvant posts I could find right now so didnt know where to say this lol)
Iceland was part of the first Operation
(misdirection) [good job Vikings! lol] The Vikings switched the names of Greenland and Iceland to confuse people and deter invaders. Iceland is mostly green and Greenland is a big hunk of Ice: 
lol it worked so well that people still assume Iceland is acold icey unpleasant place to be.
we need to add a few Moulin Rouge inspired nicknames, since I refuse to use anything else nowadays LOL (selfish!)
Dirty Duke: Danny Gokey
Manservant: Michael Sarver
To the elephant!: see Let’s scrimmage!
also
Hush Cats!: to tell someone to shut-up
ooh!
Baby Paisley should be on the list.
I would like to make an add request. A word I heard, but made up the definition to.
Glamouflage– the act of covering up your Adam Lambert obsession around friends and family.
Is there any chance you can explain a couple of the smilies? I don’t understand
, 
, annnddd…. 
because I know they all have some reason/meaning for being here… and I tend to get thrown for a loop when i see them.
Ahh, thank you, I sortof remember the thing about
, but 
and 
appeared while I wasn’t around, so I was lost.
*must try to figure out the treasure*
“Glamouflage”
just saw that one and nearly spit up…em that’s brilliant
*claps*
I suggested this on the forum, but “thumb erection” needs to be added!! lol
Oh and I love this place, it has its own language. Like a whole different world…
Hi Candy:
This isn’t the most exciting Adam word, but we have been using it in our house for a few months now. Actually my husband made it up. So if my kids ask where is mom ? (and I’m on the computer reading about Adam), my husband says she’s “lamberting”.
Or he’ll call me and say, “What are you doing?” Before I can reply he says, “Oh, I know. You’re “lamberting”. I used to try to glamouflage my lamberting. But I’m so busted. (I kind of like the word “glamberting”).
What do you think???
haha why did i think manservant was adam? hmm
I went to the forum but couldn’t find anything about “the treasure”. Can someone help me out PLLEEAAASSEE?
you need to register for the forum – then inside the forum is a kradam forum – inside that is a thread called The Treasure. You can’t miss it – it’s like over 100 pages LMAO!
(if you don’t register, you won’t see the Kradam/Treasure threads – they are hidden so only registered users can see it.)
Can you add (or explain) UNF? I can’t follow ONTD_ai closely enough to keep up with rapid changes in parlance. Thx!
some new ones lady…
Scorned!Mole: Matt
jealyrious: the overwhelming mix of jealousy and desire to be someone (see Scorned!Mole)
Magentese: Magenta’s twitter language
I think Lil deserves some kind of definition for being a zombie ass kicker according to Kris…
ZAK = Lil Rounds
what does the unicorn means??
Usually it means HH (adam) but I’ve seen it used as a stand-in for the glambulge as well. I guess it depends on the context!
HAHAH YOU GUYS SHOULD PUT EVERYTHING INTO URBANDICTIONARY.COM! :)
Recently I’ve been seeing HBIC- what’s that?
head bitch in charge – i added it!
omg thanks i sooooo needed this!
I know it has nothing to be with the dictionary but i dont now where to ask. I’m new in twitter and i’m looking if there is a way i can send a message to adam or how you say hi to him. I have seen there are some responses adam did to some fans but how they contact him? I hope someone can helo me =)… thks
You just type @adamlambert and then what you want to say. To see what people are saying to him, type @adamlambert in the search box and it will show you everything people have said to him. To check your own to see what people have said to you, click the thing in the right sidebar that says @yourname
thks Candy
Lambertini: a wannabe Adam Lambert/ someone who dresses like Adam.
Hey there, I love this site I tell everyone it’s my favorite site…because it is….:)
this dictionary is amaz, but I have been seeing BJ thrown around on some of the entries and I’d love if someone cleared the air on that one for me.
=]
I forgot to right the whole word for ‘amazing.’ sorry about that.
:P
It’s a little naughty so I’ll whisper it:
(…blow job…)
NSFW: my guess is Not Safe For Work?
Umh, can I just ask about all your Iceland bizness because I live in Iceland and I’m scratching my head here about your use of my country. XD
I’m sure it’s nothing weird or mean. I’m sure it’s all in good fun, but I’m very puzzled by this stuff. Rofl.
Fanney – wow someone from Iceland! It’s because when I first started my blog it was set to Iceland time (so the post times for people here in the States were always wrong. I tried switching it to US Eastern time zone but it messed up all the comments so we just kept it on Iceland time and called ourselves Icelandia/Candyland. We also heard that the Prime Minister of Iceland is a lesbian and so am I (which is why people call me the Prime Minister!)
lol. Why was it set to that? Which I think is like GMT or something. XD
But hah, cool. :D
Yeah, lol. She is. It was like what, she is? Because people really don’t care that much here. She’s like our must trusted politician and stuff. XD
And I’ve actually met her since she lives in like the same neighbourhood, I think.
It was during the election campaign thing. Most mortifying thing ever!
They were going from like house to house there and stuff. Mom went to the door, I came outta my room to see who it was and saw them and tried to go back because I was only in my pj’s but Mom grabbed me and dragged me to them and shit.
My pj’s were shorts and a T-shirt that was related to an old Ali-G (Sacha Baron Cohen) movie and had marijuana leaves on it. XD
And then me & my cousin saw her in the store close by once too. lol.
Cool. But lol, cool. Cool. :D And I love the smileys. I remember some from years ago when I frequented an Alias forum. XD
Like
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I think GMT is the default. I just didn’t even notice until we’d already been using that time zone for a month!
Heh. I see. Well, that can happen. Maybe it was like fate or something. lmao.
we discover a new disease tonight and we are all suffering from it: KRADAMSOMNIA a sleeping disorder caused by late nights in chat/listening to concerts and a fear of missing something epic if you sleep lol
Hi just wondering what MFB stands for, as in MFB band? I automatically think of the “Mutha F$@*’n Band” and would appreciate being corrected, unless I am right? LMAO!
That’s exactly what it stands for! trufax!
Ohhh true-dat!! hahaha! You made my day LMAO!
umm tinhat? or tinhatting? i thought it was something along the lines of fletchering, is it?
i’m over at the forum, reading JC’s newark review, and it’s driving me up the wall insane. wat or who is B!S?
lmfao, how typical is it that as soon as i post that, my brain kicks in and goes “dumb broad, it’s blind scott” XD
lolz, u shud put that in the dictionary anyway, for anyone as slow as me in the future.
blind scott
aww please add kradomsomnia lol ts why we are in chat sooo late every night and cant sleep
I def have KRADAMSOMNIA………except i am not chatting i am reading fan fic. i did not know there was a chat about kradam.now not only am i dreaming about Bo Bice I am dreaming about all 3 of my favorite guys, Bo and Kradam. unfortunetly the last 3 of my dreams were rated G. Never had a x rated kradam dream…i have hope.
candy you should probably add C!B to the dictionary so no one confuses it with CB which the dictioanry says is cocket buldge – although i guess the two are related lol
lmao – good catch! I fixed it!
UM, WE BROKE CHAT LAST NIGHT AND GOT SUCKED INTO A VORTEX CHATROOM CALLED ‘NULL’…PLEASE ADD THIS ENTRY:
NULL (AND VOID) = ALTERNATE UNIVERSE CHATROOM THAT WAS CREATED UPON JC’S TRIUMPHANT INTERNET RETURN
AND a break in the space/time continum that first turned chat into Bizzaro Candyland where everything was opposite – but more importantly then allowed everyone to vent their feelings of scornage and heal and come together.
This dictionary is made of OZOM!
LOL JC – your first day back and you’re already breaking things!
um, LITTLE MR. CITY FEST pleeeez
LOL I’m sure I would find the Flutey post funnier if I knew what Flutey means?
…i must say its taken me a while to stop thinking of “HP sauce” when I see HP! LOL
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/74/HP_sauce.jpg
lol what is HP sauce?
Flutey is one of the fabulous (and hot!) gay boys who post here.
Aha Fluteeey!
HP sauce is a mystery to me… I don’t really buy it, but it’s marketed as a “strong brown sauce” (LOL!). Always giggle when I see it on the shelves, next to ‘Hot as Hell Chilli Sauce’ (HH!)
Why do you call kris Little Mr. City Fest?? jw.. btw I LOVE YOU GUYS! KRADAM IS THE BEST!
because he was in a pageant as a child and won it! It’s was Mr. City Fest! Search for that on the site and you’ll see the picture!
thank you!
Read that ADAM’S favorite holiday was coming … HALLOWEEN … and he was going to be a GLAMPIRE!
HWeen? HPeen? Hallopeen? This day has introduced some new words :D
Glitterazzi: Adam fans.
OMG-IFLY—(i fucking love you).
Still trying to figure out ’ship’, as in” I ship Tommy and…”
Most of your expressions can be figured out but that one kinda stumps me.. Help???
ship is short for relationship. Shipping is putting two people in a relationship (whether real or imagined or for fun or whatever).
is Rainbow!Dazzle a new kris name? I’ve seen it a couple of times now
Rainbow!Dazzle is specific, Britney. It’s HP’s amazing alter ego:
ooo i see! lol thank you!
need to add “Beautiful Butterfly = Johnny Weir”
Also should add him somewhere as honorary Glitizen so he can be the official figure skater for Icelandia
There should be a dictionary for all the smileys.