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An anon sent me this! See, Taylor. Now you know how we all felt during Haylor!

Your Daily 1D B.S. – Harry wants to “roll a royal” 0

The Daily Star is at it again. This whole article is full of words like randy and horny and talk about him sitting around making lists of which princess he wants to have sex with. Harry articles are usually pretty bad, but this one sounds like total tabloid trash!

HARRY STYLES is desperate to date Princess Eugenie

Close pals of the One Direction star revealed he is “obsessed” with the idea of landing a royal to boost his credibility.

The randy lad has even drawn up a list of toff targets – with the princess as his ultimate catch.

A source told us: “Harry is so bored of the showbiz set and thinks it’s time to move up in the world.

“Backstage before gigs he was even trawling the internet, asking his bandmates what they thought of each girl.

“He drew up a ‘hit list’ and the only rule was they couldn’t be ­married.

“Needless to say, Pippa Middleton is on his list – at number two – but he’s aware she has a serious ­boyfriend.

“He also has a thing for Princess Beatrice, even though he said she’s not his ‘typical type of girl’.

“But he’s totally fascinated with Princess Eugenie. He thinks she’s got the full package of class, looks and status.”

Harry confided in one pal: “My next big plan is to pull a royal. It’s a totally different league when you get into those circles.”

His friend added: “Harry has even secured a few phone numbers already through his high-flying contacts. He hasn’t ruled out latching on to some of Pippa’s party pals to try and help him manoeuvre his way in there.

“Harry really likes Pippa’s friend Camilla Campion-Awwad, and is trying to get involved in her elite little circle.”

Horny Harry has been steadily working his way up the dating ladder since he landed his place in One Direction during The X Factor’s bootcamp stage in 2010.

Earlier this year he romanced pop princess Taylor Swift, 23, and recently he spent a week at Rod Stewart’s Los Angeles mansion as he pursued the rocker’s daughter Kimberly, 33.

And speaking of princesses, everyone is all up in arms that they redid Merida now that they’ve added her to the official Disney Princesses. Disney has removed the “glammed up” version of Merida from their web site and offered up a lame excuse while the original creator of Merida, Brenda Chapman, called the new Merida “atrocious”.

“When little girls say they like it because it’s more sparkly, that’s all fine and good but, subconsciously, they are soaking in the sexy ‘come-hither’ look and the skinny aspect of the new version,” Chapman said. “It’s horrible. Merida was created to break that mould,” she added. “To give young girls a better, stronger role model, a more attainable role model; something of substance, not just a pretty face that waits around for romance.”

A Disney spokesperson said that the design was always intended to be a one-off: “The artwork used on Merida’s official social media sites has always been the imagery from the movie. We routinely use different art styles with our characters and this rendition of Merida in her party dress was a special one-time effort to commemorate her coronation.”

Princess Merida before and after

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The Wanted was interviewed recently and asked about their fights with One Direction. They said Harry was alright (a “top shagger” based on what they read in the papers), but that some members of 1D like to keep the feud going because it gets the fans riled up. Perez has the video here. Looks like Louis just heard/saw it!

EDITED TO ADD: and here we go…

I’ve missed the stupid Hollywood Life articles 0

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Sexy sleepovers at Rod the dad’s house? Sounds really sexy. Meanwhile, Chatty Man aired and from what people are saying, this part did not make the final cut (I haven’t seen it yet so I don’t know for sure). Maybe Rod’s people or Alan Carr realized having a dad talk about his daughter’s sex life (even if it’s for PR and is all made up innuendo) isn’t exactly something people want to listen to. From Hollywood Life:

Rod Stewart: Harry Styles & Kimberly Stewart Have Sexy Sleepovers

Harry has chosen his next cougar and things seem to be getting pretty hot and heavy! In a new interview, Kimberly’s dad ‘let the cat out of the bag’ when he admitted that Harry has been spending the night with Kimberly!

Like most parents, Rod Stewart doesn’t care if he embarrasses his daughter! Kimberly Stewart, 33, is rumored to be dating Harry Styles, 19, and her father wasn’t afraid to spill some personal details about their relationship!

Rod Stewart: Harry & Kimberly Have Sleepovers

During an interview with Alan Carr: Chatty Man, the 68-year-old singer was asked about the rumors that Harry has been having some sleepovers at his house.

Rod responded, “Oh that would be telling, I can’t tell you that. Well his car was there in the morning, put it that way. But he may have just come round to pick something up, I don’t know.”

The show’s host, Alan Carr, then remarked, ”Now the papers said the dirty little bugger was trying to get his hands on your daughter…” To which Rod replied, ”She’s allowed to do whatever she wants, I stay out of it, so. It’s her life.”

Rod added, ”He’s a lovely fella. Oh bollocks, I’ve let the cat out of the bag now! He was actually round for dinner last night. He’s a lovely guy.”

Rod Stewart Approves Of Harry Styles

This isn’t the first time Rod has gushed about Harry! On April 26, Rod tweeted, “Had a ball at Troubadour gig last night followed by dinner with my family and the young Mr. Styles.” Along with the tweet, Rod posted a sweet picture with Harry from the dinner.

Gee What Timing – Rod’s Album Released in UK on May 13 and Now We Get Himberly Again 1

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Funny how the Himberly rumors were quiet and all of sudden, just days after Rod’s UK release of his album, we’re getting Himberly articles again thanks to Rod himself. I actually think Rod Stewart is pretty pathetic for saying what he did on Chatty Man. He basically implies Harry had sex with his daughter, Kimberly, in his own home after going out to dinner like once? I know this is just a PR stunt and that everyone already wrote it off as a PR stunt, but does Rod really need the publicity that bad that he has to bring Harry down in order to raise himself up? For a guy who seemed to want to be a mentor to 1D, he’s doing a shitty job! Even Perez seems a bit hesitant to jump on the Himberly bandwagon again:

Even if it IS all for publicity, Rod Stewart genuinely seems to not care that One Direction‘s cougar hunter Harry Styles has allegedlyentrapped his daughter Kimberley Stewart

In fact, the rocker dude even “accidentally” confirmed Himberley’s relationship status when he let slip about a recent sexy sleepover!

During his appearance on tv show Alan Carr Chatty Man, Rod was asked about the rumors that Harry had recently stayed at his house, to which Rod replied:

“Oh that would be telling, I can’t tell you that. Well his car was there in the morning put it that way. But he may have just come round to pick something up, I don’t know.”

LOLz… ok Rod.

THEN, Alan remarked:

“Now the papers said the dirty little bugger was trying to get his hands on your daughter…”

And Rod dished: “She is 31 and she’s allowed to do whatever she wants, I stay out of it, so. It’s her life.”

Wait… we’re pretty sure she’s 33, at least according to Google, LOLz!

Maybe Rod should focus on his own family instead of messing about with Harry.

Anyway, Rod THEN shared how Harry had come over AGAIN only the night before!

The Hot Rod divulged:

“He’s a lovely fella – oh bollocks, I’ve let the cat out of the bag now! He was actually round for dinner last night, he’s a lovely guy.”

HA! Ok, well… we’re sure that whatever is happening between Harry and Kim — IF anything is happening at all — it’s purely casual.

He’s a very busy boy who is currently touring the world, and we doubt he’s trying to have a long distance relationship with an older mother!

At least, we assume he’s not… but perhaps Kim’s just got that One Thing that Harry can’t resist!

Well, this is a turnabout…Nick supposedly Says He’s Tired of people asking him about Harry 1

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Something is really weird with the whole Nick/Harry thing. We haven’t spotted them together in ages and now we’re getting articles about how he doesn’t even want to be asked about Harry. This all seems to come after that Celebrity Juice interview where they teased him about Harry the whole time, but I’m wondering if there was some fall out from that because Nick never seemed to care about being seen with Harry before and seemed to enjoy talking about him (even if only in a sly name dropping sort of way on his show). From Entertainmentwise (p.s. Entertainmentwise – it’s THEIR not THERE!!!!):

Nick Grimshaw: ‘People Are Obsessed With Harry Styles, It’s Boring’

Is there bromance in trouble?

Radio 1 DJ Nick Grimshaw has admitted he finds fans “obsession” with Harry Styles boring and is sick of people asking him about his friendship with One Direction hunk Harry Styles claiming it makes him look like a “d*******”.

The 28-year-old is Harry’s regular partner on the party scene and while he has no problem being friends with the curly haired babe it appears the radio host is getting a little sick of being known just for being the pop star’s BFF.

“I think he gets so much attention in everything he does,” he told the Daily Mirror. “People are generally obsessed with him, it is like: ‘Harry brushes his teeth.’ Wow.”

Despite chatting about their friendship in a series of recent interviews it appears the Breakfast Show host isn’t actually that keen on discussing their friendship and is actually just getting sick of him.

It’s so boring to be asked about him. I just think it makes me look like a d*ckhead because I’m there saying: ‘I know Harry Styles,’” he complained.

With their hard partying antics it’s not too surprising that Styles and Grimshaw get so much attention, especially as they often pull stunts like going out all night and then rolling in to present Nick’s Breakfast Show, which happened this year after the Brit Awards.

A perhaps still inebriated Grimshaw announced to the millions of listeners on Radio 1 that he had a special guest with him, who turned out to be the Kiss You singer, with the pair appearing like the party was still on going with their on air banter.

Admitting it wasn’t a stunt he could pull weekly the presenter said of the incident: “I think if it is the Brits you can do it. It is kind of your job to go out. I think you can do it once a year.”

Rod Must Need More Publicity for His New Album 0

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Himberly was debunked by everyone ages ago. You know it’s bad when even Fox News and Perez admit that it was just a PR stunt. Well, Rod must need more publicity because he was on Alan Carr’s Chatty Man (you know, the guy who pretty much tries to out Harry/Lou every time 1D has appeared on his show) and Rod says Harry spent the night with Kimberly…well, sort of. Doesn’t it seem odd to you that a dad would seem almost proud to say that his daughter slept with a man after like one night…in his own house?!??! This smacks of more publicity stunt. His album must not be doing as well as he thought or he’s figured out talking about Harry keeps your name in the news. From the Daily Star:

HARRY STYLES SPENT THE NIGHT WITH KIMBERLY STEWART, ACCORDING TO HER DAD ROD

GOSSIPING rocker Rod Stewart has let slip that 1D’s Harry Styles spent the night with his sexy daughter Kimberly, 33.

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Rumours have been rife the pair enjoyed a date in LA, but both stayed tight-lipped about it.

Then Rod, 68, slipped up after a tipple with Alan Carr, 36, while shooting TV’s Chatty Man.

He said: “His car was here in the morning. Let’s put it that way. 

“But he may just have come round to pick something up.

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But when asked if he was worried about letting Romeo Harry into his home, he said: “No.”

Then, realising his error, he laughed: “Bollocks! I let the cat out of the bag.”

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“But my daughter is 31. She is allowed to do whatever she wants.

“I stay out if it. It’s her life.”

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3 Random WTF stories involving 1D 0

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Kesha is afraid of 1D fans according to TVNZ:

Ke$ha is concerned One Direction fans want to beat her up after she was rumoured to be dating Harry Styles.

The Die Young hitmaker is worried the group’s supporters, known as ‘Directioners’, will give her abuse on the street after she recently revealed she has been texting the 19-year-old hunk and admitted to having a crush on him.

“I hope they don’t want to beat me up, I’m just a fan too,” she told LOOK magazine.

Despite the speculation, the 26-year-old singer insists the pair are just good friends and their messages don’t have any sexual connotations.

He and I are just friends. Actually we started texting a long time ago and we’re just friendly, it’s not sexy,” she explained.

Take that, every single tabloid that tried to ship those two together. The Mirror has an article about 1D in high school and shows astonishment that there is a picture of Louis grabbing his girlfriend’s boob:

Have a look at Louis Tomlinson posing with his former band (and pretending to punch a doll for reasons we can’t explain), taking pictures of himself in the mirror and cupping his high school girlfriend’s boob. Yes, really!

LOL check out the fetus smug Louis.

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It’s the precursor to this:

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And finally the International Business Times inexplicably has an article about celebrity drug deals and they include Zayn in the mix. It’s based on a story that appeared in the Sun and involved the same dude that supposed brought the waitress girl back to Zayn’s house during the cheating scandal. What’s weird is I checked the Sun article and Zayn’s name isn’t mentioned there so I’m not sure how IBT is throwing him in the mix. It certainly makes you wonder though that the same guy who’s part of this drug dealing scandal is also the one involved in the Zayn cheating scandal:

Drug Deal Disaster: Rihanna, Justin Bieber & Zayn Malik Allegedly Involved?

Rihanna, Justin Bieber and Zayn Malik may have the music in common but there’s another thing that ties these three celebrities together. In a recent tabloid post, Rihanna, Bieber and Malik have allegedly been dealing drugs. How true are the rumours?

According to a UK tabloid, Rihanna has been associated as a drug dealer. Joining the RnB princess on the list are One Direction’s Zayn Malik and Canadian crooner, Justin Bieber. The Sun reports that Leon “Starino” Anderson has been dealing drugs with Bieber, Rihanna and Malik. One other name included in the drug dealing disaster is supermodel, Cara Delevingne.

“It’s part of my service. I have to. I have to be able to (get drugs). I have the biggest clients in the world,” stated Anderson, adding, “I am their right-hand man. When they’re in London and want to go out, I arrange everything from restaurants and clubs to anything else they want.”

Fans may recall Anderson as the person who had been involved in Malik’s cheating scandal with an Australian waitress early this year. If the posts about the drug dealings are proven true, Bieber, Rihanna and Malik are definitely in deep trouble.

Zayn smoke pot? How dare you…oh wait….

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What? Liam gets into with football player who pulled waitress’s hair 0

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Only the Daily Record has this story but it says Liam defended a waitress at the Funky Buddha when one of the players pulled a waitress’s hair.

One Direction star Liam Payne involved in bust up with four footballers as he defends waitress

THE 1D heartthrob squared up to four Tottenham Hotspur players after one of them- Aaron Lennon- tugged the hair of a waitress who was serving drinks.

HE may be in a boyband and look all pretty but you don’t mess with Liam Payne.

Do you, Tottenham Hotspur?

The One Direction heartthrob was involved in an extraordinary nightclub bust-up with four Spurs players after one – Aaron Lennon – tugged the hair of a waitress.

Leaping to her defence, Liam squared up to the England midfielder at London’s Funky Buddha, shouting: “What the f*** are you doing?”

The pint-sized winger, 26, was dragged away by teammates Kyle Walker, Tom Huddlestone and Jake Livermore.

The incident happened at around 2am – and just five days before Spurs’ biggest game of the season.

A source said: “The football boys were with four other guys and two girls, and had vodka and various mixers on their table.

“Liam was with a few friends of his own, a few tables away.

“Out of nowhere there was a commotion when Liam saw a girl having her hair pulled.

“He didn’t know her but was outraged on her behalf.

“He thought it was completely uncalled for.

“Being a gentleman, he went straight over to the players and confronted Aaron, asking him what the f*** he was playing at.

“Liam was telling his friends what a d*** he was to have done that to a lady.”

So, as if newly single Liam needed to give girls any more reason to fancy him, his chivalry has probably just done it anyway.

The unnamed girl worked at the popular Mayfair haunt – where Liam celebrated his 19th birthday. She had earlier shown the singer and his pals to their VIP table.

She had also been helping the Spurs stars, ensuring they were constantly surrounded
by drinks.

I had no idea… 0

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I just realized how awful the Little Mix dolls are. Sometimes I think Little Mix’s team wants them to fail. Jesy’s doll looks like it has to poop. Perrie’s is probably the best of the batch if it weren’t for the tragic acid-wash jeans. I’m not even sure they tried with the Jade doll. The dolls aren’t even smiling. Leigh-Anne’s is like bitch please.

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