Courtney Stodden doesn’t want kids. Praise jeebus! EvilBeetGossip
Gwyneth Paltrow had yet another birthday party, this time in NYC. We get it. You’re 40. PopSugar
Bobby Kristina is going to marry her adopted bro. Whitney’s probably rolling over in her grave. DListed
Khloe Kardashian without makeup. Click at your own risk. Celebitchy
Heroin found on Nelly’s tour bus. Yikes! TMZ
I got to pack!
How to look like an ass with your own homemade knockoff of Chanel’s hula hoop purse – Jezebel
You don’t mess with the sister of the Office Space dude. She will call your ass out! HuffPo
First Skyfall clips are out – Celebuzz
Gaga looking good in shorts I wore in 1987 – RadarOnline
TMZ reenacts Hulk Hogan sex tape since the Hulk will sue your ass if you show it – YouTube
Kim Kardashian going braless – Socialite Life
Sahara Davenport died of heart failure – Dlisted
Stars react to Jon Hamm’s penis (not really, but it’s hilarious) – The Superficial
Wanna see Kristin Stewart’s boobs? – Perez Hilton
Johnny Depp likes wearing crazy outfits in movies, I guess – Celebitchy
I don’t care what you say – you needz mor fudz
Apparently those “tired of being a skinny white girl” quotes from Billboard were fake. Too bad. It actually was a nice sentiment! – Gossip Cop
Jason Aldean cheats on wife with American Idol alum and she closes her twitter after receiving hate – TMZ
Harry Styles thinks 50 Shades of Grey would be educational, says he doesn’t keep a list of who he’s slept with (but this is from Fabulous magazine interview where “Harry” didn’t even get his dad’s name right so take that for what it’s worth)! – Entertainment Wise and oh look, Sugarscape
Oh god, it’s come to this? Chris Crocker bottoms in porn with now ex-bf (oops), but also tops. And plans to open XXX site. Geesh. Manhunt Daily
January Jones parked in a handicapped space – ICYDK
Cat Deely got hitched – I’m Not Obsessed
Fiona Apple responds to people who says she looks old and anorexic – Celebitchy
1D doing gangnam style on Alan Carr – Celebuzz
Pre-Posh Spice – Evil Beet Gossip
Kristin Cava…whatever her last name is in a leather skirt pushing new baby just like any other mom – Socialite Life
Leelee Sobieski looking amazing – I’m Not Obsessed
January Jones Parks in a handicap spot because she’s not like you peasants – The Superficial
Joanie turned into a hot mess – Dlisted
Brooke Shields celebrating 4:20 about 20 years ago. IDLYITW
Happy Birthday, Gwyneth. I’d get you a sweater, but I couldn’t afford the $515 – Evil Beet Gossip
J-Lo and Casper Smart go running – Ok Magazine
Blue Ivy gets $800 shoes – Celebuzz
Scruffed up Hayden Christiansen gets juice – Just Jared
Ali Landry in a bikini. Pass the chips! – Huffington Post
Seth MacFarlane is hooking up with the Khaleesi (who’s not really blonde in real life. Damn. The world as I know it has been shattered) – The Superficial
Jaden Smith’s got a rap song out. Can’t be bothered to listen. Huff Po
No Doubt‘s new video if you’re so inclined – Popbytes
Pammy is first to get kicked off on Dancing With the Stars. Starpulse
Katharine McPhee ain’t falling for the Taylor Swift camel toe shot – Hollywood Tuna
Kylie Minogue: It’s not porn if it’s in artsy black and white – Drunken Stepfather
Oh, Roger. That ring is a fail. As long as JWOWW’s happy, tho. - ICYDK
Justin Beiber tweets condolences for passing of super fan – Hollywood Reporter
Dear Gwyneth: That heart-print sweater better be made from the hearts of organic, grass-fed cherubs if you want me to buy it for $515! – Evil Beet Gossip
Teens tempt fate by electing unpopular girl to homecoming. Luckily, she didn’t have telekinesis so they didn’t burn to death for being twats – Jezebel
Madonna loves Obama and thinks it’s amazing we have a “black muslim in the White House”…ummm. – Dlisted
Winona Ryder does her best Tarsier impression – Cityrag
