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May 21, 2013

Harry and Company Dining and Goofing Around ⁰

by Candy • Spotted • Tags: harry styles, one direction

That’s one of the best detachable thumb things I’ve ever seen LOL

May 21, 2013

How refreshing! ⁰

by Candy • Spotted • Tags: one direction

I just googled for Harry articles and they’re mostly the old “harry is a cleaning freak” ones – even on Perez. Hey, if that’s the worst they’ve got today, I’ll take it! So, here’s a random assortment of 1D goodies. That little gif of Louis is just too cute. I love his little feetz.

RIP the tramp stamp rumor. This is apparently his back and it’s tramp stampless.

There’s tons of pics of Harry by the pool with Lux and company – just look on tumblr or at any 1D blog lol. Also, this cute little gem, which is probably a crock of shit, but let’s pretend it’s 100% legit (there were rumors that the boys were in separate hotels but I think that’s false. I think some of the boys are just choosing to stay inside away from the madness by the pool. Apparently, the hotel is blasting 1D music and there are like 300 fans out there gawking):

1D has yet another book coming out. People seem annoyed that Harry and Niall are taking up half the cover while the other 3 are all squished to the side. It does seem like an odd picture placement, but hey Ziam is like chest-to-chest so that’s a partial win.

May 21, 2013

This shit be cray. Get a grip, girls ⁰

by Candy • WTFery • Tags: one direction

This is pure insanity. I don’t understand the “let’s run into traffic chasing them” theory or why their parents would let them act like this. It’s just 5 dudes. Chill out. You can scream at them and chase them all you want – they’re still not going to marry you. (X)

May 21, 2013

So, Blind Gossip Solved a Bunch about Robsten and it’s a primer on how fake relationships work ²

by Candy • WTFery • Tags: blind gossip, fake relationships

Wait, that’s not Robsten? WTF, my computer seems to be having issues!

With the Kristen Stewart/Robert Pattinson breakup, Blind Gossip solved a bunch of blinds (here, here, and here). Basically, it says Robsten was a fake relationship to promote Twilight and scheduled to run until August 2013, but ended early because that date was picked before they knew when the Twilight DVD promos would be done.

I’m going to have to call tech support. This is not Robsten. There seems to be something wrong with my computer!

This blind talked about how the relationship was supposed to end in August but that promo was done by Spring 2013 and basically said expect a breakup between now and August 2013. I’m just posting this for the people who always say BG doesn’t know anything. They predicted this shit on March 11, 2013 and look, another BG solved as Robsten broke up this past weekend. From The Sun is Setting on this Relationship:

Kristen Stewart knew that all this rejection was making her look bad, and after a meeting with her publicists, she finally decided to let him go.

So, exactly as we told you back on March 11, 2013, the relationship ended before the end of the summer. It took some pushing on Rob’s part, and it happened earlier than Kristen wanted, but it’s done.

I’m posting key parts of these blinds to show how fake relationships work and see if you can spot some familiar trends!

Group Dates/Private Dates with a fan sighting (from Their Upcoming Elopement):

Their most recent outing was set up by her publicist. He is always told where to go meet up with her, either at her place (no, they do not live together), or a friend’s place. Then they all go out together in a group to a public, populated place for a couple of hours. He tries to limit their “dates” to group outings because he doesn’t want to spend time alone with her and he likes having his friends around him as a buffer.

Whoa, I better reboot. This is not Robsten. Hope my computer doesn’t have a virus!

However, there will always be one “private” date where he has to deal with her “alone” in a public setting. Hey, he’s an actor. If he can fake being a non-human for an entire movie, he can fake being on a date with her for one hour! If there aren’t going to be paparazzi present, the publicist also tries to set up some sort of “fan encounter” so photos can be taken as “proof” that they were together. He likes it when the fan encounter happens early in the “date” so that he can go home early. The photos are then posted on some gossip site a day or two later, along with some testimonial by the “fan” about how nice they were and how romantic they were with each other, and his obligation is complete.

Seriously, why does my computer keep doing this? Just pretend it’s Robsten being papped out getting coffee. They could have easily been spotted buying a frying pan like El and Lou. Remember, this?

p h ♡ e b e ‏@staygoldenzayn

MY COUSIN JUST SAID SHE SAW LOUIS IN A SHOP BUYING A FRYING PAN WITH ELEANOR AND HE SMILED AT HER IDK IF SHE’S LYING OR NOT??

p h ♡ e b e ‏@staygoldenzayn

@1Dstalking Louis was seen in Borehamwood in London buying a frying pan in Morrisons.. They left around ten minutes ago

But, I digress.

The marriage rumors (go to the blind to read the full thing, but look – it’s an article from good ole Hollywood Life):

This complete lie about Rob and Kristen eloping was fabricated by OK Magazine in March 2013, shortly after another PR outing with a “fan encounter” (see pic below). Life & Style and Hollywood Life didn’t want to miss out on the fake excitement, so they repeated the elopement story.

I’ve captured all the engagement rumor headlines here…oh wait. My computer is still messing up. That’s not Robsten either.

Fan pic that proves they are together/subsequent Gossip Site Posting (anyone getting Oman flashbacks?):

And here’s the fan pic that the Daily Mail ran just before the elopement story in March 2013, with the breathless heading “Still going strong! Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart prove they HAVEN’T split as they are reunited after 64 days apart!”

Huh, I could have swore these were fan pics of Robsten taken by and with fans…what the hell?

And this pretty much sums up my feelings on, well, you know. Just replace a few names and I think we see a trend here.

Our condolences to you Twihards who are genuinely upset because you thought the relationship was real. It is sobering and sad to find out that some things are merely an illusion. But it’s time for you to tuck Robsten away on your fantasy mind shelf along with The Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus.

Wait, so that’s not Robsten either? Geez, I’m going to have to call Geek Squad! There’s something seriously wrong with my computer!

May 21, 2013

And one more typical Harry article before I get to the real doozy of the day ⁰

by Candy • WTFery • Tags: harry styles

TVNZ has a post that I think they got from The Sun, which basically lists off the celebrities who want Harry.

Harry Styles is reportedly being romantically pursued by a host of famous women, including Ke$ha and Rihanna.

The 19-year-old lothario reportedly has a host of beauties awaiting his arrival when he and One Direction visit the US next month on their ‘Take Me Home’ tour.

As well as Ke$ha and Rihanna, Rod Stewart’s daughter Kimberly is keen to see him again after they spent a night together in Los Angeles last month.

A source told The Sun newspaper: “Ke$ha loves his accent, Kimberly bonded over dinner with her dad Rod and Rihanna’s just a flirt.”

Despite his renowned womanising ways, Styles is keen to focus on performing with the group – also made up of Niall Horan, Zayn Malik, Louis Tomlinson and Liam Payne – instead of picking up girls along the way.

The source added: “Harry’s focus is on fun, not a girlfriend. The boys are on the road until November so a love affair isn’t realistic.”

The article then rehashes the same stuff we’ve heard about before – Rod talking about Harry spending the night, Kesha texting, etc. Now, I’d love to see an article that talks about all the MEN celebrities that want Harry LOL.

May 21, 2013

I can only imagine how excited she was to write this headline ⁰

by Candy • WTFery • Tags: louis tomlinson

She either crapped herself or came, I’m guessing. I’m talking about Lisa McG, of course! Unreality TV has this headline and article and I’m laughing all the way to Barcelona!

One Direction arrive in Barcelona & Eleanor Calder is joining Louis Tomlinson at last!

So basically, Miss Lisa sees 1D’s arrival in Barcelona as equivalent in hype to an Elounor reunion. She also puts half the focus of the article on Eleanor. Priorities, people. I just can’t understand why she’s so invested in Elounor. Take two shots because we get a “pretty student” reference AND a recap of her tweets. She’s really going to have to expand her vocab after El graduates!

We reported yesterday that Zayn Malik said goodbye to his girlfriend Perrie Edwards and was spotted dropping her off to the airport, as she returned home to the UK after a short break in Italy with the boys.

However Louis Tomlinson will soon welcome his girlfriend Eleanor Calder, as she has previously hinted that she will be joining the lads this week for their Madrid date.

The pretty student had to wrap up her end of year exams first and it sounds like they went well. Tommo’s mum tweeted her almost daughter in law this week saying:

“@EleanorJCalder how did your exam go Hun? Xx”

Calder replied: “@JohannahDarling It went well thankyou ☺ (I think!) Hope you and Dan are enjoying your holiday! Xxx”

May 20, 2013

Delayed Reaction by the Gossip Sites to The Wanted vs. Louis Latest Twitter Battle ⁰

by Candy • WTFery • Tags: louis tomlinson

Three big sites had a super delayed reaction to The Wanted vs. Louis Tomlinson latest twitter feud. E!Online has a blurb about it. Perez just posted about it. I remember the time when Perez was always first with these things but now he gets to it when he gets to it.

UGH, come on boys… enough is ENOUGH! Kiss and make up already!

It’s no secret that The Wanted and One Direction — rivaling boybands both based out of the UK — are NOT the bestest of friends…

But this mean spirited back and forth being expressed over various media outlets is starting to get rediculous.

Last week, The Wanted addressed their “feud” with One Direction and seemed to imply that it was certain members of 1D that are alwaysstarting sh*t, and that they (The Wanted) are willing to forget the past and move forward in a congenial manner.

BUT, it seems that One Direction’s Louis Tomlinson is calling bullpoop on The Wanted’s comments!

The day the interview became public, Louis tweeted:

Louis Tomlinson ‏@Louis_Tomlinson18 May

So frustrating when people talk the talk in the press but when it comes down to it not a word is said face to face!

Now, obviously we don’t know for sure that Louis was directly talking about The Wanted, but we’re 99.9% positive that he IS, and IF he is, then is he saying that it’s actually The Wanted who refuse to play nice?!

Eh, whatever…

We bet that if all these dudes just went out and had a drink together, they’d realize they have more to benefit from getting along than by constantly cold warring with each other!

Oh wait, JK! We forgot that this feud totally generates buzz for the bands LOLz!

Now Magazine actually makes this interesting connection:

One Direction’s Louis Tomlinson battles with Jay McGuiness’s brother after Harry Styles called ‘top sh*gger’

The Wanted‘s Max George and Jay McGuiness revealed that Harry Styles is their favourite member of 1D on Australian radio last week – but they weren’t so complimentary about the rest of the lads.

‘I don’t mind Harry. [He's a] top sh*gger. I just like what I read, he does really well with the women, he’s a cool guy,’ Max, 24, told the MJ Show.

‘I don’t mind a couple of them, but the other three, especially two of them…’

Jay, 22, said: ‘I think he’s retained manners and a bit of dignity, whereas some of them… when they mouth off it really gets under my skin.

‘It riles up loads of 14-year-old girls and there’s no need for that.’

On Saturday, Louis Tomlinson appeared to hit back at the lads when he took to Twitter to complain about comments made in the media.

‘So frustrating when people talk the talk in the press but when it comes down to it not a word is said face to face!’ Tweeted Louis, 21.

But his message promoted a furious response from Jay‘s older brother Luke.

‘@Louis_Tomlinson how about i won’t talk the press, and me seeing you face to face, and me giving you a lesson In picking your own teeth up?’ he Tweeted.

Louis sarcastically replied: ‘@LukeMcGuiness Badman.’

Luke couldn’t resist getting another dig in, saying: ‘@Louis_Tomlinson we’ll see who the BadMan is.’