Another Super Snarky Haylor Article Appears – Is The Tide Turning? 6

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If this is all part of the plan, it certainly kicked in right after New Year’s. Gotta break up before Valentine’s Day, you know (if the Blind Gossip is right). Let’s hope the Mirror is wrong about the Australia part. Harry’s got a tour to rehearse for and you’d think he’d want some more time with his friends and family before he leaves on tour. From Mirror 3AM:

Harry Styles and Taylor Swift photographed on 275th romantic trip!

The pair were seen on yet another holiday – seriously, they’ve only been dating for a month – in the Caribbean

So let’s just get this straight. In the last month - since their first date in Central Park in New York on December 3 – this is where Harry Styles and Taylor Swift have been pictured*. In chronological order…

- New York (first date)

- London (1D gig)

- Cheshire (Harry’s house)

- Yorkshire (cottage weekend)

- Back to New York (city break)

- LA (Taylor’s mansion)

- Utah (ski trip)

- LA/London (three day separation as Harry returned for Christmas)

- New York (New Year’s Eve)

- The Carribean (beach holiday?)

Yes, just in case their romantic weekends across the UK and the States weren’t enough to keep the pair occupied for a month, they’ve now jetted off to the British Virgin Islands in the Caribbean.

How do we know this? Because One Direction fans are everywhere and these two will never escape the camera lens!

Unfortunately (for them. not us), Haylor are far too polite when it comes to meeting fans – and always say yes to having photos taken. Which is how we came to discover their current trip to the beach.

After being snapped with various families, Harry and Taylor sat down to enjoy dinner by the beach – unaware that keen 1D fans were still snapping away.

And just as we start feeling sorry for the pair, we revert to the above list of holiday destinations and change our mind.

Besides, when this vacation is over, Harry is said to be joining Taylor as she heads off to promote her album in Australia. That’s right, standby for more beach snaps.

*Until then, assess the evidence of our above list in the photos below.

If Harry does end up going to Australia, then it’s just more proof this relationship is nothing but one giant publicity stunt.

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