KE$HA ON A REALITY $HOW? WHY AM I NOT $URPRI$ED?
January 21st, 2010 | 
Author: I’D BELIEVE THE LYRIC MORE IF IT WA$ “KICK HIM IN THE FACE TILL HE LOOK$ LIKE MICK JAGGER”
ME THINK$ $HE HA$ NEVER $EEN MICK JAGGER RECENTLY..
AYWAY$ HERE IS KE$HA ON AN EPI$ODE OF “THE $IMPLE LIFE” PLAYING DOOR AN$WERER WHILE PARI$ AND NICOLE TRY AND FIX UP HER MOM. BECAU$SE KE$HA AND HER FAMILY WERE $UPPO$EDLY COUNTRY HICK$ OR $SOMETHING BACK IN THE DAY?? COUNTRY HICK$ WITH ONE DAMN NICE HOUSE THAT’$ FER $URE!! I DON’T KNOW.
ALL I KNOW? $HE CAN’T $ING AND THAT DAMN TIK TOK $ONG HA$S BECOME THE NEXT’ PARTY IN THE U$A’. GAH!
FROM THE COMMENT$. KE$HA PUT$ THE “A$$” IN CLA$$Y:
In the same RS edition with John MAYER, there is a page about her. Shes talking about her mom and states “Ill call her up and say, Oh my God, I gave this guy a blow job last nite, and shell say, Kesha, you slut”.
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Poor, poor Ke$ha. I hope Adam never makes out with her again, if it’s true that he did before. . .
To be contrary, cuz I do that, I kinda fell for Ke$ha when I saw a YouTube of her going through a donation bin for clothes while she was on tour in Germany.
“Look, it’s cashmere!”
In the same RS edition with John MAYER, there is a page about her. Shes talking about her mom and states “Ill call her up and say, Oh my God, I gave this guy a blow job last nite, and shell say, Kesha, you slut”. Times have sure changed since when Id call my mom to tell her stuff!
Ke$ha is pure trash. end of story.
This all makes sense now. I just don’t get Adam’s fascination for her.
Holy Fuck, Chunkey, but your lyric change is the best thing I’ve heard all week: “Kick him in the face til he looks like Mick Jagger.”
I couldn’t even type that without laughing, I’m not kidding.
I know jack shit about Ke$ha, for all I know she’s the world’s sweetest, most misunderstood hillbilly slut that ever fantasized about 80 year old butt-fugly rock icons, but she sadly is yet one more person to add to my list of Things-Adam-gushes-about-that-make-me-go-goddamit-Adam-cut-it-the-fuck-out.
but…being a trashy, hillbilly $lut is kind of the point, right?
When I first heard the song played 400 billion times on the radio while I was fruitlessly trying to get NYC Jingle Ball tickets (don’t judge me), I pictured that woman who fronted the Pussycat Dolls. You know – perfect make up, Slutastic-Barbie fashion, drinking $40 cocktails with hair-plugged record execs and financiers.
But the woman is the very definition of hot mess. I really believe she wakes up in bathtubs on a regular basis. I bet she smells like PBR, sweat and wet dog. She puked in Paris Hilton’s closet, for god’s sake!
I can’t really see a good reason to buy her album, but damn I love that she’s around. She’s soooo much better than that gawdawful package-artist nonsense.
AGREE, BANJOMARY, SOMETHING ABOUT KE$HA, A KIND OF COARSENESS TO HER, NOT HER FAULT SHE GREW UP POOR, BUT….
The lyric about Mick Jagger is the only good thing about that song. He will always be awesome.
why does adam fanboy about her all the time?
I would watch that $how!!!!!!!!!!
BTW, Mick Jagger is only 65, not 80! I know thats old too! Considering the rock lifestyle he has led for 40 years, I think he looks pretty good. He was never goodlooking even as a young man.