WHAT DOES A BASEBALL TEAM AND ADAM LAMBERT HAVE IN COMMON? THEY BOTH NEED ABOUT 9 JOCKSTRAPS!! BWAAAAH!
December 8th, 2009 | 
Author: FOUND THE LINK TO THIS VIA THE WONDERFUL IDF.
I JUST LOVE THAT THESE QUOTES COME FROM AN ESPN SPORTS BLOG. I MEAN, NOT EXACTLY THE KIND OF PEEPS WHO NORMALLY ENJOY A GLITTERY GAY UNICORN. SO…ROCK ON!
THIS IS THE ONLY SPORTS GIF I COULD FIND SHORT NOTICE. FRANKLY I WOULD WATCH THIS ANYDAY.
THE POST IS NOT THAT LONG BUT HERE ARE THE BEST QUOTES IMO. (ALSO LOOKS LIKE HALF OF THE FIRST PARAGRAPH SARVERED ITSELF. WUT?)
As this completely unnecessary and backward ass drama plays out, Lambert will become even more famous and popular and rightly so. His talent is so completely singular that he can’t be discarded like the almost but not quite as talented George Michael. Lambert will sell out arenas for decades, and might be a reasonable candidate as the next Elvis.
AS LONG AS HE NEVER PLEASURES HIMSELF IN AN LA MEN’S RESTROOM WE ARE ALL GOOD. NOW IF HE WANTS TO DO SO IN THE LADIES ROOM, THIS BITCH WON’T BE HATIN’. SHE BE VIDEO TAPIN! (LMAO DID I JUST TYPE THAT? AHAHAHA)
That he kissed a man on the mouth should be of no more interest than if he had kissed a girl. When are we finally going to stop paying attention to theatrics designed to enflame and engage? It’s just silly and frankly makes Americans look ridiculous.
YES. YES. THIS. A THOUSAND TIMES. THIS. DAMN US AND OUR PURITAN ROOTS!
I hope Lambert continues to push the envelope and so completely obliterates the line between good and bad taste that we can’t find it anymore, and in frustration, we simply stop looking for it.
TESTIFY.
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Bravo Encore! Match of the day or whatever it is sports people cheer!
yes, the article is very good and to the point.
but what i wanted to say is: can jc and chunkey have like their own magazine or something, because i would so buy it!!! the two of you make me laugh like crazy. and glitter bombs, what a splendid idea :P !!!
SO IRINA YOU WANT A MAGAZINE FULL OF MACROS, GIFS(I WOULD MAKE THAT TECHNOLOGY POSSIBLE. I AM AN ALIEN AFTER ALL) GOKEY, PEEN, AND LOTS OF GLITTER AND UNICORN REFERENCES?
OK THEN. I AM CALLING HEARST PUBLICATIONS RIGHT NOW…THEY CAN’T SAY NO!
Chunkey, love the cats playing ping pong-maybe later they add beer and it becomes beer pong- a completely different gif for that one lol
chunkey i can live without gokey but if that’s what it takes, then i will endure :P as long as you make up for the gokey gifs with peen gifs galore . and hey, i would never doubt you alien powers, of course you can make the technology happen.
Hnnh. Grr. Argh. Utt. utt utt
ABC = America’s Broadcasting-savvy Cavemen
Utt.
How can you live without my Danny, irina, how?
well, i do feel a whole in my heart and i cry myself to sleep sometimes but most days i can get by without the g-man.
Yesterday an article in a business mag. on Adam and now in a sports mag.? Incredible but so good!