WANT A SIMON COWELL COWL?
December 22nd, 2009 | 
Author: THEN YOUR DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE.
“I think it was a complete and utter mess. It didn’t work — it was all over the place. You were forgetting your words. I mean, it was ‘We Will Rock You Gently’. I really, really, really hated that.” – Simon Cowell
Ah Simon. The American Idol we all love [or love to hate]. he is the inspiration for this wonderful cowl. I picked this color yarn to match Mr. Cowell’s signature fashion statement – the tight dark gray t-shirt he always wears. its the perfect cowl for men or women and instantly makes the wearer fashionable while keeping them perfectly warm. whether people love you or hate you, they’ll definitely want to dress like you. wear it with a t-shirt and jeans while out shopping or bundled up with your favorite coat for a cold night out with friends. and take a cue from Simon – deep down, the world really does revolve around you :]
I used a luxurious chunky wool-blend yarn in charcoal gray for this cowl. this piece is so warm and chunky – its absolutely delicious!! you’ll never want to take it off. it will become your new favorite piece to wear. get ready to be envied by everyone you see when you wear this gorgeous cowl!
FROM ETSY.COM.
LOOKS GREAT OVER TIGHT T-SHIRTS AND NICELY HIGHLIGHTS MAN NIPPLES. THE PERFECT COMPLIMENT TO SARCASTIC BARBS AND EYE SEXING RYAN SEACREST WHILE FEELING UP PAULA UNDER THE TABLE.
ORDERS YOURS TODAY!!
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I should get that for my grandfather, who has probably never heard of American Idol, let alone Simon Cowell. Never change, Grandpa – I like you when you’re oblivious to my life. Which is often.
Now, I’m going to say something irrelevant, but I thought you’d all like to know.
My friend – we’ll call her Princess – is prone to weird cliche dreams. She had a dream last night that I must share. Irrelevant, but SUPER important.
She was standing at the altar in a church, getting married to Kris (they’re both non-denominational Christians, btw). The priest said “Does anybody object to this union?” or something.
Then Adam burst through the door in a ridiculously sparkly suit and yelled, “STOP THE WEDDING!” He ran up the aisle, glanced at Princess, and said to Kris, “Who’s your friend?” (Princess added that in this part, she sunk to her knees and raised her hands to the sky in pure shock and delight because of this.)
Then Adam knelt at Kris’ feet and said, “Kris, I have always loved you and always will. Will you marry me?”
Kris slid the wedding band off Princess’s finger and said, “We’ll stay friends.” Adam glanced at her and added, “Best friends” (she practically melted into goo at this point, but agreed).
Then Adam and Kris got married and kissed and everything. I think there was more. I will let you know if she gives me more details.
aww what a sweet dream!
Im surprised no one posted about Cheeks yet but aparently he is waiting for a plane home at the airport now:
I’m moving on to men in suits. They’re always members of the Admiral’s Club. Free drinks, first class. Mission commencing:
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ML : Best dream EVER!