TOP TEN ADAM LAMBERT PEEN MOMENTS OF ALL TIME(WELL SO FAR AT LEAST)
December 26th, 2009 | 
Author: I ALREADY CELEBRATED KRIS’ AMAZING ACHIEVEMENTS THIS YEAR IN THE FIELD OF PLAID, AND ALTHOUGH EVERY OTHER TOP TEN LIST PRAISES ADAM’S ARTISTRY OR VOICE, I DON’T SEE ANY LIST CELEBRATE THE *TRUE* APPEAL OF THE OUTRAGEOUS AMERICAN IDOL RUNNER UP.
HIS GIANT BULGE.
SO FOR YOU ALL I WILL NOW COUNTDOWN THE TOP TEN MOMENTS IN ADAM LAMBERT PEEN.
10.) “ART 4 LIFE” PEEN. HIS DANCE MOVES WERE NEVER GAYER, HIS TWINK TANK NEVER LOWER CUT, HIS CROTCH GRAB NEVER SASSIER.
9.) “SLOW RIDE PANTS” PEEN. TAKE A SLOW RIDE ON SOME VERTICALLY STRIPED PEEN.
8.) “IS THAT AN ARMADILLO IN YOUR TROUSERS?” PEEN. DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY WITH A WOODLAND CREATURE IN YOUR PANTS!
7.) “MAD HATTER” PEEN. COFFEE, TEA, OR PEEN?
6.) “CITIZEN VEIN” PEEN. ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COCK OUT.
5.) “RING OF FIRE” PEEN. GO DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, AS THE FLAMES GO HIGHER.
4.) “IDOL TOUR” PEEN. FINALLY THE PEEN LET LOOSE. MIC STAND HUMPING AND GRABBING AND GYRATING GALORE.
3.) “ROLLING STONE” PEEN. THE SNAKE. HE KNOOOOWS.
2.) “ZODIAC CRAWL THRU THE FIRE HOLOGRAM” PEEN. THIS IS NOT AN ILLUSION. YOU ARE SEEING WHAT YOU ARE SEEING.
1.) “THE SIMULATED BJ HEARD ROUND THE WORLD” PEEN. CAUSE OF A MILLION ABC FREAK OUTS.
AND THOSE ARE THE TOP TEN ADAM LAMBERT PEEN MOMENTS OF ALL TIME(SO FAR)!!
AMAZING! THAT THOSE PANTS DIDN’T BURST AND NO ONE LOST AN EYE!
NOW FOR SOME HONORABLE MENTIONS:
“PATRIOTIC” PEEN. OH SAY CAN YOU SEE SOME PEEN?
“MAD WORLD” PEEN. THE PEEN THAT IS SO AMAZING IT EVEN HAS IT’S OWN SPECIAL LIGHTING!
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Thank you, Chunkey….!!!I’m snowed in here in the Midwest….can’t even get out of my driveway…holiday festivities postponed!!!
Too bad I can’t channel all the hotness of the Top 10 Peen Moments to melt the snow off my house!!
…..Looking forward to a lot more “peen’ sightings in 2010…..you KNOW HH will not disappoint!!
I LOVE these peen moments. I personally think the Art 4 Life peen should be a bit higher up the list, though. The main marvel of that performance – to me – is his GINORMOUS TWINKIE.
And about the “THIS POST NOT SAFE FOR CHILDREN” thing. . . well, I practically am a child (quite young) and this simply does not shock me at all. Oh, Adam, continue to stick your peen anywhere you fancy. (cough, IN MY FACE, cough, NOWWW, cough.)
Ah, I remember them well…
I COME HOME FROM CHRISTMAS DINNER AND SEE THIS GLORIOUSNESS???
THIS IS ME RIGHT NOW:
Opinions: In pic 2, does he have a boner goin’ on, or do I have a dirty mind?
And, in pic 8, what the hell are they doing? Holding hands? The first time I saw that picture, I freaked out ’cause I thought Adam had pulled his junk out of his pants….LOL!
OMG MARIE I THINK THEY ARE HOLDING HANDS LMAOOOO
AS FOR A BONER, I DUNNO…BT THOSE PANTS LOOKS TIGHT AND THE HOLOGRAM PRINT WELL….MAKES THINGS JUMP OUT A BIT MORE HAHA
OMG chunkey I love you! This is the post I would have made if I weren’t so tired from xmas that I fell asleep sitting up on the cough (again)!
In #8 – cheeks is hitting him on the ass with a riding crop. You can see the crop sticking out behind him.
Oh and chunkey – i see you and your alien ship floating around in #4.
i think this needs warning signs :watch at you own risk!” or “adult must be supervised!(while looking at this!)or “this may caused severe horny-ness!!”lol!!!
I love this
Good eye Candy, I didn’t notice the riding crop in #8.
Chunkey, I lurv you, thank you. I’m surprised you were able to stop at 10 (+2 Honorable Mentions)…there’s just so much material to work with (snicker, snicker). I’ve been here in Candyland too long…somehow this doesn’t make me feel pervy at all, just happy!
Just realized – and, no, this is not pervy, this is a fact – that the Ultimate Peen Moment shall be at that one concert where Adam has an unusual mix of Red Bull and vodka.
He’ll have been drinking and humping Tommy all night while uttering piercing shrieks of joy, and eventually he just won’t be able to take the WAITING anymore. So he’ll stagger up to the mike, yank down those tighty-whities, and. . . need I continue?
It’ll make music history.
CANDY–YES THAT I MY SHIP!! I WAS DOING SOME PRELIMINARY PEEN SCOUTING!
ahahaha this is AMAZING
cant wait for more peen moments in 2010! lmao
OMG!! CHUNKEY, I LOVE YOU! I AM SO NOT SLEEPING TONIGHT…LOST IN A BLIZZARD OF PEEN! *SIGH* ADAM’S GLORIOUS ANACONDA…ER…”ADAMCONDA”…SO READY TO BE PLUCKED!
…IN 2009…”PEEN” WAS THE WORD…
Can I just say that while I often suffer the dreaded “second hand embarrassment” at the idea that HH might actually lurk on this site and see some of this stuff; I’m kinda actually sorta hoping he sees this. Does that make me wrong?
LAURA–WHY THE 2ND HAND EMBARRASSMENT? HAHA I DOUBT HE “GOES HERE” LMAO, HE IS KINDA BUSY. AND EVEN IF HE SHOULD FIND THIS PLACE I AM PRETTY SURE HE WOULD REALIZE WE DON’T TAKE OURSELVES AND ALL THIS TOO SERIOUSLY. WELL….AT LEAST MOST OF US DON’T. AND THAT THE POSTS ARE IN GOOD, SNARKY, SILLY FUN.
I THINK HE WOULD PROLLY ROLL HIS EYES AND HAVE A GOOD LAUGH.
I just Googled Adam and this post is third down in the blog category, so it’s not outside the realm of possibility.
THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL CHRISTMAS MIRACLE :’)
WOOFUCKINGHOO THE BRILLIANCE ON THIS SITE KNOWS NO BOUNDARIES!!!!!!CHUNKEY FOR CHIEF ARTISTC ADVISOR!!!!WHAT THE HELL DID I DO BEFORE THE INTERNET?????CALM THE FUCK DOWN!! wut?
(I’m listening to I Need to Know and it’s all kinds of right/wrong)
LOOOOVE this post, BTW. Although I’d bring #7, Mad Hatter peen, up a bit in the list. Mmmmmm
Rock out with your cock out?? Best line of the day!! LMAO
NIAMHCAT–OMG 3RD?? LMAOOOO. AHAHAHA THAT JUST CRACKS ME UP YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
HEDONISM–YOUR EXUBERANCE MAKES ME LAUGH AND SMILE. CHIEF ARTISTIC ADVISER? LOLOL. I WILL SETTLE FOR CHIEF ALIEN CONTRIBUTOR. HAHAHA
Laura, I think he would laugh his @ss off– he LOVES the GlamBulge! He’s always touching it…running his hands over it with slow, loving caresses. He taunts us with the heft and smiles to himself– knowing he has rendered us powerless to stop watching him and wanting him. He WANTS our eyes right THERE…transfixed by his slow- motion seduction…Adam is a man– how could he not love his own peen…and not love us appreciating it? It’s fantasy peen anyway, so it’s all good bb and you are NOT wrong!
I’m not really embarrassed Chunkey (except possibly by myself). It’s all in good fun and not at all serious, which is exactly why I love this place.
When HH was asked by
to name his favorite body part, how could he not pick the Glambulge? The funny thing was that he called it that!
Niamhcat– when/where was this question/answer? See– I knew he loved Glambulge…
Good choices and pretty similar order to what I’d choose..LOL both the gold tights and the silver grey pants are his best peen producing outfits.. the boy just doesn’t wear undies at times and has said so himself.. we can sure tell he’s a Jewish boy!
It was a pretty recent MTV video interview, a fairly short one. I probably saw the video here.
Isn’t that Cheeks with him in #8? Then, it figures..
:)
I’ve had a little bit too much wine on this xmas night-but after reading all these comments lets just say I LOVE this place.
Luna,
Yeah it was his most recent interview with Jim (Jambajim) of MTV. It was a 12-13 part interview (each part was only 2,3 minutes long). It’s on here somewhere, or just Google it. It’s from November.
This is so funny. Waiting the plumper to fix my toilet on Boxing day is no fun, but this is. My fav. is alway the #8.
The others are cute too. HAHA. Thanks Candy and Merry Christmas!
~K xoxoxo
chunkeymonkey I just can’t thank you enough !! that totally made my christmas !!! I bow down to you chunkeymonkey !!! you f-ing ROCK !!
You will be rewarded for your work on this earth
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LOVE IT ALL
wow! very vag friendly chunkey!!!
thank you!
oh and jc!
strangers with candy ftw!!!
I LOVE the top ten Chunkey
If you twist my arm to pick my fave,it’s the 38 second vid and the AMA’s.It’s so Adam ,so seductive,so overwhelming……(slap on face snap out of it!!!!!!)I would like to make a honorary mention of Kris’s shirt adjustment from the tour.Seascape suggested;
what is Adam’s Glambulge ,it should be Tommy’s Glimmerbulge.
I’m sure lot’s of us love the idea,but how can we record such a delightful site?Tommy has the guitar to hide his Glimmmerbulge
Well….I loved 2009,but so much to look forward in 2010.According to astrology,this next year going to be an over ride in sensuality and romantic feelings for all the signs
It’s the Christmas that keeps on giving.
Sagitarius-I think I called Tommy’s peen the ‘Glitterbuldge” because Adam calls him “Glitterbaby”.
Well, he admitted to Jim C on MTV that he knew about the “glambulge” being a point of interest, and that being said, it was his favorite part of himself, too.
So, THERE YA’ GO!!
You cannot miss the AMA “TENT”!!!!
GLITTERBULGE!!!
YEAH THATS IT!!!Sorry BB. Seascape
I LOVE the idea and the newly favored body part of Tommy
I know we always love Adam and his Glambulge,but I find Tommy intriguing to say the least.I’m not the only one :D (I wonder how he’ll handle the attention…..after all we have a pet name for his peen :) )
I just feel exhausted looking at these pics! woooohhh…
I’m about to pass out now.
LUNA I love and agree with your post. Adam KNOOOWS how to seduce us all with his ADAMBULGE and HE LOVES IT! Adam is a WALKING HARD ON- its ALWAYS READY TO GO!! And Yes the way he caresses, strokes, rubs, grabs, grinds, glids, girates, lifts, thrusts his ADAMBULGE for us all the time, teaseing, tantalizing us to salacious and lustful thoughts of Adam.driving us crazy!!
You Know what we want from you==YOU KNOOOOW!!
Hooray for the Glorious Outragious Glambulge, my favourite by a mile is the Silver pants Glambulge, all is revealed
I just had to say something here it seemed to be something peenish going on here.For me, for MASTER ADAM, #6 is the best&should be #2,given credit where it’s due-ama performance@#1will always be,BUT! the brown-zippered-pants video should be all out #2 IT COMES ALIVE!!!!!!
Have you not seen the complete 38sec video w/o eruption?That Glambulge GREW!!!!I have never seen a performer do that before!
Yikes! Kimber– “growing Glambulge”…my heart just stopped…the thought……too much to take!
Citizen Veiny peen is #1 with me– best :38 seconds of my life……..over and over and over again…
Luna! It did grow didn’t it ? Nobody believes me! OMPG! It’s sooooo big His hand was barely around it! & my hand is small so is my mouth but so wtPLUCK!!!!