SKETCHY SANTAS
December 24th, 2009 | 
Author: BECAUSE WE ALL NEED A LAUGH, DON’T WE?
Sketchy Santas
EVER THINK THE SANTA YOU SAT ON THE LAP OF AS A CHILD WAS A FREAK, CHILD MOLESTER, CRIMINAL ON THE RUN FROM THE LAW, OR DRUNK OFF HIS ASS?
YOU’RE NOT ALONE!! AND NOW THERE IS A TOTALLY AWESOME BLOG DEDICATED TO THESE HILARIOUS PICS! ENJOY A FREAKY SAMPLING WITH YOUR EGGNOG, SO YOU CAN DRINK YOUR TERRIBLE MEMORIES AWAY!
I’LL GET YOU MY PRETTY!
MUWHAHAHAHAHA!!!
UM TOMMY. HONEY THAT AIN’T A CANDY CANE.
DRUUUUNK! DON’T SLEIGH AND DRIVE!
KRIS ALLEN IS THAT YOU??!!??
COME ON NOW! YOU’RE NOT EVEN TRYING!
THE STUFF NIGHTMARES ARE MADE OF.
NOW GO CHECK OUT THE BLOG BECAUSE THERE IS ALOT MORE HILARIOUS AND TERRIFYING SANTA PICS TO GET YOU THROUGH YOUR TEDIOUS CHRISTMAS EVE WITH BORING RELATIVES.
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Chunkey, I love this site. In fact, I cherish it. I never knew there were so many pervy Santas.
Oh, JC. . . are there any, er, implications in this pic? I assume so, but you know, I’d like to check with you first.
I remember when Kristmas said he wanted to learn how to play the saxophone. this made my day is an understatement.