ONLY IF HIS NEXT SINGLE IS CALLED “FIRE CROTCH”
December 17th, 2009 | 
Author: BWAHAHA. SORRY I COULDN’T RESIST THAT OLDIE BUT GOODIE.
LINDSAY LOHAN TWEETS ABOUT ADAM.
for this xmas i want to be in @adamlambert s next video!! about 17 hours ago from web
THAT SOLVES IT! FEVER IS THE NEXT SINGLE! BECAUSE FEVER MEANS YA GET HOT, WHEN YA GET HOT YA GET RED, RED IS THE COLOR OF FIRE……FIRE CROTCH!! IT ALL FITS!!!
THIS IS WHAT IT WOULD LOOK LIKE…SEE IT’S LIKE HE IS BEING BURNT BY THE FLAMES FROM HER CROTCH!!
HAHA OK I WILL STOP NOW.
(IF YOU DON’T GET THIS YOU OBVIOUSLY ARE A BETTER PERSON THAN I AM THAT DOESN’T READ TMZ OR TRASH MAGS HAHA)
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please HH stay far away from her!
omfg chunkey hon of course i get this reference!!!!
that is to show that i have no life :p hahahahhaha
We should call 911 because ADAM is MUCH TOO HOT FOR US ..lol Special request for us (WOMEN): after watching ADAM, at least 15 trucks loaded with ice cubes are required to decrease our temperature by 2°F! Severe damage among WOMEN! We are all ON FIRE FOR ADAM!
911 HEAVY HOT SEX alert! This is not a drill!
Actually i kinda hope this happens.. I used to be a HUUUUGE fan of Lindsay b4 she became such a hot mess..
I’m just hoping that she can turn evrything around n be the way she used to be.. N maybe being in Adam’s vid will help her..! N Adam can work his magic n make her look fab..! N maybe influence her to get better.. N having her in his vid would definitely get it more attention,since she’s such a tabloid fixture nowadays.. Not that he needs it.. Lol..
But oh well,it’s probably nvr gonna happen anyway..