Oh Shit!!!!
December 6th, 2009 | 
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Ok anything you want me to ask/say?
Hello, we have confirmed your phone call from Kris Allen. He will be calling tomorrow (Sunday 12/6) around 3-4pm EST. We cannot guarantee the exact time he will call so please be available at the number you have in your profile, as that is the number he will call and we cannot change it. If you provided two numbers, we gave him the first one (home number, not mobile).
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hey,
ask him what he thinks of Adam’s AMA’s and if he supports him all the way….
also, if he’s still in touch w/ him….
*blushing*…i’m sorry…i’m just sooooo into Kradam….but srsly…i wanna know what he thinks…cos i remember a long time ago (right after idol finale) kris said, he’d support adam all the way.
OMGGGGGGGGGG HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
U DON’T REALLY WANNA KNOW WHAT I WOULD WANT YOU TO SAY DO YOU? BWAHAHA.
HEY WHERE IS THAT ONE THREAD WITH ALL MY SILLY KRADAM INTERVIEW QUESTIONS?? LOLOOLOLOL.
OK HOW ABOUT..
WHERE DID YOUR BUTTONS GO?
MATT G—WHY SO SCORNED?
RED GUITAR. TELL US MORE?
WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE SONG OFF YOUR ALBUM? THE *REAL* FAVORITE?
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ASK HIM IF HE WOULD REALLY TRADE HIS GIRLFRIEND FOR A COKE!
KRIS DO YOU LIKE PENIS……………………..CAKE?
SO EXCITED AHAHAHAHAHA THIS COULD BE EPICALLY HILARIOUS!!
Ask him if his rider has anything about only green M&Ms in his dressing room!
WHATS HIS STANCE ON UGLY TWINK TANKS?
How does he feel about naming his first born child “COCKRING”???
PAULA—HIGH ON LIFE OR JUST HIGH?
If you could date one creature with wings, what would it be? Multiple choice question:
a)
b)
c)
d)
Oh, there’s so much kradamy stuff coming to mind but nothing you could get away with. But, I WOULD like to know how he chose the band and to learn more about each one of them. If they are getting along and if he sees them as a long term group or is it just for these gigs?
Of course, you could ask, apples is to oranges as glambulge is to *blank*.
yay Candy! Exciting! It should be fun, I like his sense of humour.
While I would love to hear about Kradam (I’m still giggling about the Chicago video of It’s All Right sounding to me like he sings “I kissed a boy without a clue”), I’d like to know:
Does he write bits and pieces of songs all the time, or does he have intense writing sessions where he comes up with whole songs start to finish?
And, any songs that didn’t make it onto this album that we might hear on tour or that might make it onto the next one?
ASK HIM HOW MANY TIMES OFF CAMERA RYAN GAVE HIM THE FLIRTY EYE AND HOW MANY TIMES RYAN FORGOT SCOTT WAS BLIND AND TRIED TO HIGH FIVE HIM AGAIN
WEEEEEEEEEEE
Do not ask him anything about Adam Lambert. Rest assured he didn’t pick you to talk about someone else’s career. Congrats Candlyland! This is a coupdetat from Gossip Candy! Please just ask him if he has any more of these: http://woodenspears.com/kris-allen-shirtless-on-the-beach/
ooo i like the band question!
lol jc and chunkey are sooooooooo helpful….
ASK HIM IF HE COULD BE *ANY* DANCER WHO GOT THEIR FACE SHOVED IN ADAM LAMBERT’S CROTCH THIS YEAR…….WHICH DANCER WHO GOT THEIR FACE SHOVED IN ADAM LAMBERT’S CROTCH WOULD HE BE??????????????????
Ask him if he’s ridden *IN* any surfboards lately
WHAT DOES HE NEED TO KNOW??????????????? WHAAAAAAAT!!!!!
ASK HIM IF HE WENT TO CANADA… Cause I saw his pic of the American Falls, but it seemed the Canadian side got scorned… D: Theres fun museums and arcades on our side! :(
ASK HIM IF HE BOUGHT SARAH PALIN’S BOOK
HAS HE NOW OR DOES HE EVER PLAN TO WATCH THIS FILM?
I agree. No Adam/Kradam questions. Maybe ask him what he would like to do more of on his sophomore album. I know his first just came out but I know he is already pondering number 2.:)
ASK HIM HOW HE REALLY FEELS ABOUT BANANAS
Definitely ask his thoughts on Adam’s AMA performance and if he gave Adam any messages of support.
Anybody have some Valium for Chunkey? (JK, Chunkey, JK!!)
ASK HIM IF THIS TURNS HIM ON
OMFG!
HAVE YOU HAD A CHANCE TO DRIVE ADAM’S MUSTANG?
ASK HIM IF HE PREFERS EMO OR ELVIS? AND IF HE ANSWER EMO, HANG UP ON HIM.
Who does he count as his mentors/inspirations when developing his stage performances?
How has he changed as a performer since leaving American Idol?
What styles of music would he like to experiment with that might be different from what he has done so far?
Does he feel like he could settle down for several years in LA?
What is Katy doing to pursue acting at this point?
ASK HIM IF HAS ANY VALIUM FOR ME
AND IF THIS MAN IS AS HOT IN PERSON AS HE IS WHEN HE FLOATS THROUGH MY DREAMS….
WHAT WAS UP WITH EATING 14 FUCKING PLUMS!!!
omg gokey!
lol i refuse to ask any katy questions!
ASK HIM IF MY TRUE LOVE WOULD BE WILLING TO RE-ENACT THIS WITH ME:
WHEN WILL HIS LONG AWAITED RAP ALBUM COME OUT?
ASK HIM IF HE FEELS COMPETITION FROM BRITISH TWINKS
WHAT DID HE DO WHEN HE SAW ADAM WITH HIS STACHE? DID IT LOOK LIKE THIS?
JUST GOTTA SAY ONE THING ABOUT ME AND JC’S QUESTION IDEAS…
SHOW HIM THIS PICTURE AND ASK HIM HOW IT MAKES HIM *FEEL* INSIDE HIS BOXERS:
AND YES
EVEN
CAN SEE HOW RELEVANT OUR QUESTIONS ARE
IF HE WAS STRANDED ON A DESERTED ISLAND AND HE COULD ONLY BRING ONE OF HIS PLAID SHIRTS WITH HIM WHICH ONE WOULD IT BE?
I KNOW IT’S A TOUGH ONE
LOL! Meg’s smilie is shouting out for attention behind Dean!
Does he write a poem and set it to music or does he have music that “plays” in his mind that he later write lyrics for?
Does he paint or draw or create in other artistic means?
Serious question here…
How is he adjusting to being famous and having people recognize him everywhere he goes?
I wanna know if the LA move is permanent or if he plans to move back to AR in the foreseeable future?
SO WHAT DID YOU REALLY SAY?
;)
CEST YESSSS!
omg that is the one question i’d love to ask…but won’t.
OH CEST YOU DEVIL YOU
What song would you like to cover that you haven’t covered?
If you could change anything about your album, what would it be?
What AI Tour city are you eager to revisit on your own tour?
What do you think is at the top of your iTunes Most Played playlist?
If you could get an endless supply of something (excluding money), what would you pick?
OMG you guys are killing me! LOL!
Ask him if Adam really farted and was the bus evacuated.
ASK HIM IF HE KNOWS IF THEY STILL MAKE JELLO PUDDIN POPS. I NEED TO KNOW!!! ZOMG….MAYBE THAT’S WHAT HE NEEDED TO KNOW AS WELL?????????????????????/
If you could meet up with 15 year old Kris Allen, what would you have to say to him? If you could meet up with 80 year old Kris Allen, what do you think he would have to say to you?
What are your beliefs regarding fate or destiny in your winning American Idol? Are you superstitious?
What’s the best advice you ever got from some of your fellow idols? Did Danny ever have to pay for the food fight?
How do you want to be remembered both as a musician and a person?
How have your international travels shaped you as a person? Do you think you are more open minded or tolerant of differences as a result?
What do you think Americans could learn from observing other cultures?
You are likely to be linked with Adam Lambert in the mind of the American public for a long time, just as are Matt Damon and Ben Affleck, for example, Paul Newman and Robert Redford, or Paul McCartney and John Lennon. How have you influenced each other creatively and does this hinder or help you in terms of developing your own artistic expression?
Would you ever consider doing a tour with David Cook–men in plaid, perhaps?
Anything you want to say to Jaimie Foxx?
Are you interested in acting?
WHAT REALLY HAPPENED TO WOLFGANG?
DUN DUNN DUNNNNNNNNNNN
I wanna see the look on HP’s face when, in an attempt to get background info on the girl calling him tomorrow, he visits her site and sees the comments in this post – LOL
OKAY, NOW FOR SERIOUS: TALKING ABOUT NEEDING TO KNOW, I NEED TO KNOW WHY HP ISN’T CRAZY ABOUT HIS FIRST ALBUM BRAND NEW SHOES.
I mean, I don’t want to make him uncomfortable, but I’m really curious if it’s the lyrics he’s not crazy about anymore, and if that’s the case, then hmmm
because we know what many of the songs are about.
Or he is unhappy with the music, because, if that’s the case he needs to be told that that album is beautiful.
That is a question I would kill to have answered! (RavageMe – I think I speak for you also, yes?)
My cat just swatted the dangley on Chunkey illustration–too funny!
ASK HIM IF HE HAS EVER WANTED TO GO TO ICELAND AND IF HE HAS A WARM ENOUGH COAT FOR THE TRIP
Has he had any wrist injuries that would make him hold his wrists like that?
OMG GILDED OMG!! HERE LET YOUR CAT GO WILD
Who was NASDAQ and why is he/she such a filthy perv?
GILDED, YOUR CAT IS A PERVERT
SO OBVIOUSLY NEEDS TO BE AN HONORARY GLITTIZEN
Why do your eyes glow demon red in most pictures? (Is that something we should pray for you about?)
ASK HIM HOW HE FEELS ABOUT DAVID CARUSO’S SUNGLASSES
Oh, and if you could take just one day off from being in the public eye, what would you do?
ASK HIM HOW IT FEELS TO *NOT* BE THE FATHER
Have you been to gossipcandy.com and do you think we are a bunch of idiots?
ASK HIM IF HE LIKES BEEEEEING A ZZZOOOOOMBIEEEEE!!!
jc – but where’s the pile of dust!
DOES HE THINK SUSAN BOYLE IS SEXY?
ASK HIM WHY HE ATE KANGAROO AT THE AUSTRALIAN RESTARUANT BUT NOT EMU. EMUS ARE THE DEVIL. AN EMU TRIED TO KILL ME AS A TEENAGER
CEST: WOLFGANG TURNED INTO TOMMY
What made him so happy at the Staples Center in Los Angeles?
ASK HIM IF THIS WOULD GIVE HIM NIGHTMARES
Madame: OMG! You’re right!
Ask him if he knows how to rig the screen in Times Square to play Adam’s AMA performance, precisely @ midnight when the ball drops on New Year’s Eve.
ASK HIM WHO HIS FAVORITE CHARACTER ON “FULL HOUSE” WAS
DID HE EVER READ THE HARDY BOYS AS A KID?
In his estimation, what does 100% mean?
ASK HIM IF IT’S TRUE THAT CHARLES WAS BED
Is it true that Adam is REALLY bad at math – particularly percentages?
DOES HE OWN A WATCH LIKE THIS?
ASK HIM IF HE KNOWS ANY SOUTH KOREAN GENETICISTS
Does he ever wear a certain type of ring?
Lolz chunkey & JC!!
I like the one asking if he has any other artistic abilities….
Is he going to Conway for Xmas?
Does he only like animals with pouches or those that start with K? (coz that’s kinda limiting in a way lol!)
is he still @krisallen4real in his heart?
Looking forward to the plum pudding?
Is he just humoring Jim with the whole Krim thing?
Favourite thing about his new apartment?
Whatever u ask candy, I’m sure it will be wickedly insightful :D
DOES HE LIKE OLIVIA NEWTON JOHN?
WHO IS HIS FAVORITE CHARACTER IN THE WIZARD OF OZ?
DOES HE FIND THIS “DEMEANS” ADAM?
Here’s a question I’ve heard people ask Adam that I’ve always wanted Kris to be asked: What artist(s) do you listen to that people might not expect you to listen to? Also, why are there no songs on his album with him playing a ukelele? Any chance one might sneak its way in on tour?
WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO BE “PLAGUED BY MEN”?
DO YOU REALIZE THAT YOU ARE GAY CATNIP?
pudding pops are eternal. They go in your mouth, down to your belly, and come out of your bootyhole and find their way back to the packaging plant where they are rewrapped and sent back to store shelves for your pleasure. Never doubt the resolve of a pudding pop! http://www.facebook.com/pages/Jello-Pudding-Pops/83583059053
Kris Allen you are handsome and sing like an angel. Can your wife sing? She looks like she could.
What really happened in New York?
If I were your wife, Kris Allen, I would sing all day and all night, and hum in my sleep! Just saying!
I am never eating another pudding pop ever again.
Plain or peanut M&Ms?
Ok, serious questions:
1. Have they decided on a 2nd single yet, and when will it be released
2. Have they set any dates for his tour yet
3. Is there any update on what they will do with the Mat Kearney song?
4. He was in the recording studio recently, doign a “cool cover” and something for a tv show — what was the cool cover (hopefully MGMT’s Electric Feel) and what what tv show was he recordig for?
5. Does he ever wish that he hadn’t won American Idol?
6. Has he adjusted to living in L.A. yet, and an he see them staying out there permanently (or for a long while)
7. Does he have any plans to start any kind of charity?
And now for a not so serious quetion — is he going to come up with a name for the band? Candy – please pass on these suggestion to Kris for me if you ask him this: “A Bunch of Hot Dorks” (which is totally appropriate) or the one we came up weeks back — C.R.A.C.K. (for Chris-Ryland-Andrew-Cale-Kris)
Please ask him how holding the Little Mr. Cityfest title prepared him for his American Idol reign and was winning a “full-circle” moment.
I want to hear about Adam but I don’t want U to ask him about Adam.
When did he go to South Africa?
Will he do a Gossip Candy interview/photoshoot?
Make sure that he knows that his TRUE fans won’t mind if he decides to name his tour “Shirtless” and tour accordingly.
PLEASE don’t ask him about Adam. I love love love Adam but it must be embarrassing for Kris at this point.
I’d like to know if those plans for small college gigs are any more definite.
And maybe what he does in his (scarce) down time. Besides sleeping, of course. :)
Something about his friends, such as a certain Mr. Charles?
I don’t know I’m not good at this but I have to say I have not laughed so hard in forever. You People crack me the *heck* up (in honor of Kris I chose not to cuss!) Also,. why did I not know of the possibility of Candy getting a phone interveiw with our hot pocket?! and then that she got it! I feel so confused. But happy!
WHEN KRIS SAID HE WOULD DO THE SAME THING ADAM DID ON THE AMA’S, WHICH BAND MEMBER WOULD HE KISS?????
I would like to know if the performances and gigs he’s played so far have been what he expected, and if not, how has the experience surprised him so far?
What’s the most unexpected upside of the last year?
What’s the most unanticipated negative of the last year?
I would like to nominate JC and Chunky for some kind of award. Maybe we can just have a coffee table book published of their posts and comments.
please record the call!!!! with a mini tape recorder? with a camera? video camera? anything! lol
Please no Adam questions, this is about Kris, he does not need to be asked about Adam for the 5 millionth time!! If he chooses to bring Adam up that is a different story but please don’t ask Adam questions otherwise, that includes AMA questions, I think he made it clear in another interview that he is sick of being asked about that. I would like to know more about his band members, especially Andrew, and the future of the band. Did he ever think of having Daniel in his band?
You have to ask everyone of chunkynonkeys and JCs.
Well almost everyone, you can leave out the Gokey ones, they made me threw up in my mouth a little. Think…What would Michelle Collins ask. Everyone of ChunkyMonkey’s and JCs! 
Compare and contrast the relative utility of the attribute “pockety-ness” over the attribute “glittery-ness” as it pertains to superheroes. (Grading will be on a curve)
This site evolved as a Kradam site, many google searchers found their way here because of their Kradam love. I think, therefore, it is perfectly legitimate to ask Kradam questions. That said, the primary focus should (of course) be on Kris and his album. But to those that think Candy should ignore Adam, I completely disagree.
Bottom line: I trust Candy and her instincts, however, and I’m sure whatever she asks will be great.
PS, my cat, Guinness, objects to the “perv” label. He says you all have a double standard seeing as you have all probably done some serious dangly swatting yourselves this evening but nobody invoked the “perv” label. Paraphrasing Simon, he reminds you gentle readers that asking a cat not to swat such an obvious dangly is equivalent to asking a cow not to moo. He suggests you all seriously grow up and is going off to go lick his privates now, while I fish his mousie out from under the sofa. He also informs me that opposable thumbs are overrated, flipping me off as he walked off in a huff. Dunno what got into him…I’m just the messenger…
Ooooh I got it! For srs, now…
#1: If he could cover 1 song each from Adam’s and Allison’s debut albums what would he record? Which of his songs would he like to hear them cover?
My [irrelevant] votes:
Kris covers: ‘Aftermath,’ ‘Pieces’
Adam covers: ‘Can’t Stay Away’
Allison covers: ‘Is it Over’
OH GAWD PLEASE CANDY ASK THIS! DON’T YOU LOVE ME? DON’T I MAKE YOU CHUCKLE SOMETIMES? DO I NEED TO PULL OUT MY LAMBTREE GIFS? BECAUSE I WILL, WOMAN, I *WILL!!!!*
Runner-up questions but not nearly as good:
#2: Did he ever see the infamous and controversial GC epic fan!video in which both he and
were featured? GC: totally bannable way before HH made it trendy!!!
#2a: Does he realize that GC single-handedly demolished the 4th wall when Meg went to Conway?
#2b: On that note, to which email address shall we send the zombie!fic link?
#3: Was there any fallout from ditching NoBo from tour? Did Kara get butthurt?
#3a: Was Adam pissed that he had to release a NoBo single as well? Isn’t that the winner’s burden?
Oh and, um, did he ever get that t-shirt I gave to security to give to him on day #2 of Long Island????
Does he think ABC is hobophobic?
Ask him if he visits Gossip Candy EVERY day?
OMG! Congratz Candy!! You deserve it!
O M G DON’T FORGET TO RECORD THIS SHIT!
and ask him what his next single is, or what he wants it to be if he says idk! o yea and ask him what’s he wearing
Wowee!wel done PM!
Apart from will the tour be internatinal, could you ask himf he likes cats? Could be tricky if he thinks are ickey……
Congratulations Candy!
I love chunkeymonkey’s question about which plaid on the desert isle, though we all know it’s the bday/GMA/thanksgiving one.
What song did he sing at his wedding in the pic with him at the keyboard (like he doesn’t know those pics are all over the interent). Was it red guitar?
Did he know Meg went to meet Charles?
Def. something about Charles. How about what was in that drink with the little umbrell?
O yes..and ask him if he will ever buy susan boyle’s cd, and if he already bought magenta’s and HH’s
ANYTHING RELATED TO ADAM LAMBERT!! :) that’s all i wana know! :)
Is he going to sing a song together w/ Allison & Adam during the Kradison concert? (because that would be awesome)
So I wake up early Sun. morning and go to GC and the first thing I see is “Oh shit!!!” and I’m like “uh oh…what???” Then I scroll down and I see Candy won the phone call and I’m like “
!” Then I start reading the 116 comments and I’m like “bwhahahahahahaha” roflmao. Thank God I didn’t have coffee in my mouth when I saw Chunkey’s dangly. BTW, I love you guys.
I would like to know if he, like Tommy…100% straight and all, would have so graciously taken a mouth mauling by Adam Lambert in a live performance, in the spirit of rock ‘n roll of course.
Re: his song, I Need To Know, has he figured it out or is he still uncertain?
We saw him having coffee at a West Hollywood cafe. Has he gone clubbing in LA with Adam yet?
Has he ever visited GC.com?
Does he really think his Kradam fans are idiots?
I guess you could also ask him if they figured out what his 2nd single is going to be. Which song would he like as the 2nd single? Kind of boring and he probably won’t be able to answer.
Have fun Candy.
ps. Cest, I don’t understand “So what did you really say”
sandralee – cest’s question is one of the main cornerstones of gossipcandy and makes perfect sense to people who have been here for a long time.
cest’s question is truly the 1 question I would love to get an answer on but I know I can’t ask it.
Another delurker here. – Suggestions so far have been fabulously hilarious and I trust the questions you’ll ask him are going to be great. For me, personally, it would be wonderful if there were no questions about Kris’ marriage, a red guitar, or Katy. There’s been so much of that in interviews already. Also no questions about Adam where he gets the chance to deny Kradam (Kradam is my happy place, ok)! Kris doing an acoustic version of FYE is my latest obsession, so perhaps you could plant a little seed in his mind…?
He seems to have a thing for novelty gifts and random inventions (snuggies, etc.) If he were to invent and market such an item, what would it be?
MARY!!!!
yesyesyes…candy…please ask him about BRAND NEW SHOES. PLEASE!
and let him know that there are two ladies out here who have joined themselves in a completely real and not at all imaginary triangular union of hotness with him… ignited initially by the fucking undeniable brilliance of his “amateur” album [which at times, in my opiniom, kicks the self-titled’s purty ass)…
ignited back then but currently and happily parked at
LOVE YOU, MARE!
you are so in my head.
OH MY GOD.
PLEASE. JUST ASK HIM ABOUT KRADAM. AND KRADISON.
ASK HIM WHAT THOSE LATE-NIGHTS CHATS WITH ADAM WERE REALLY ABOUT. . .
I CAN’T STOP WRITING IN CAPS. I WILL STOP EVENTUALLY, BUT RIGHT NOW I’M JUST SO – SO -
YOU’RE TALKING TO KRIS FUCKING ALLEN ON THE PHONE!!!!!!
lmao don’t go making me all nervous!
Sorry! Sorry!!!!! I didn’t mean to make you nervous. I meant to make you flail with joy!
Ask him about the LPT and LUT, and about how it came about and all the details. I don’t recall him ever saying anything about it.
I think its ok to ask what he likes about Allison’s album ( like his fave song of hers) but I think let him escape adam questions for once.
WHAT.
HAPPENED.
IN.
NEW.
YORK?
i need to know.
your description of your angsty headspace during the writing/recording of I NEED TO KNOW in NYC.
please elaborate.
you say it’s about A HIGHER POWER.
i get that…you’re a boy of faith.
what were you doubting?
Hi, Candy,
If there are any questions you want to ask, but feel a bit awkward asking — remember to blame us! You can preface questions with posters/commenters/fellow Glittizens/Kradamites/ want me to ask . . . Of course, if he thinks your questions are brilliant, feel free to take all the credit.
Good luck!
before your album came out, you said everyone was kicking around lots of titles…and that you hadn’t decided yet.
and then you landed on KRIS ALLEN.
when asked you said you thought your people were “overthinking it” and just decided to self-title. you seemed defeated about that.
what were some of the proposed and rejected album titles?
What’s it like having an entourage? How do you go about picking people like a bodyguard that you have to be around 24/7? What keeps you sane and grounded with so much public attention on you?
Congratulations Candy! I know that whatever you ask, it’ll be wonderful! Oh and since we ARE a Kradam site, a little
& 
would be good, good, good!
Oh and JC and Chunkey….I was having kind of a bad day, I started reading the stuff you posted and started laughing out loud (the family thinks I’m nuts). So thank you for that! You guys are completely insane and so funny/smart it’s scary!