Kimmy’s Korner Week One
December 18th, 2009 | 
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Hi, and welcome to the first installation of Kimmy’s Korner!
I searched my mailbag to find questions that readers want me to answer…here we go!
1) Kimmy, what *was* that magical poof that came off of you when you rubbed yourself eagerly all over Adam?
That’s one easy! It was the baby powder that Uncle Jesse used in the Olsen Twins diapers. I like to use it to get my hair that exact white shade necessary to perfect my Skunk Look.
2) Kimmy, which do you prefer, “Jersey Shore” or “Growing Up Gotti”?
Hmm, you tell me:
3) Kimmy, please tell us: what does Adam taste like??
Vodka, glitter, and the blood of 10 twink virgins
Is there anything *you* want to know or suggest for upcoming installments?? Tell me in the comment section!
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You are lucky I don’t know how to put images in here or you would know exactly how I feel about this!
Kimmy do you think your face will crack if you show an expression, or are you just “mysterious”?
Yay! Kimmy! So glad you could make it! I has quvestions..
So, do you really never smile – or is that just an affectation?
Do you really have a penchant for tall dark glittery alien princes – or are you just into role play for career progression porpoises???
Does your skunk hair really smell of skunk – or Johnson’s baby powder?
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Whoops…work computer not working (ironically).
hahahha Laura, Kimmy Love FAIL
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FML!!!!!!! Hate work computer. (Shakes fist at evil JC) I’ll get you next time bench!
I’m going home now. That was exhausting.
lollllllllllllllllllllllll
And……………..Kimmy, what do you taste like?
how did it feel when your noodle hit that fine-ass hot water?
YAY FOR KIMMY POST!!!!!
SO KIMMY, WHY YOU NEVER SMILES…. EXCEPT WHEN YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY MUCHACHAS?
OK I GOTTA GET OFF NOW…. OR ELSE I EXPECT TO BE FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMED….
BUT GREAT JOB JC!!! YOU KNOW ME ALREADY SOOOO… ;)
O.M.G. – I am a little nervous to be almost kind of talking to an actual famous person, so bear with me. *giggles*
Kimmy, I would love to hear you talk about how you perfected your not-at-all cliched bass player stance. You know, how you stand all wide-legged and stupidly hunched over like your guitar is almost out of your reach because you haven’t figured out how to shorten your strap a little? I mean, the way you do it, you don’t look AT ALL silly.
Thanks so much for listening to my question!!
QUE?
Mary – BITCH. Obviously you don’t know f&ckin shit about rock-n-roll. If I were to give you f&ckin fan-gurrllls a thought, I might give a f&ck – but I don’t. Cliche my f&ckin tight-assh*le. I rock out and you can take it all in. Or f&cn’ not – up to you.
OOHHHHH… SOMEONE NEEDS TO LISTEN TO CARMINA BURANA UP THERE… NOT MENTIONING NAMES BUT UH… YOU GOTTA LISTEN TO CARMINA BURANA, MAN!
OHMYGOSH KIMMY, LIKE, HIIIIIIIIII *waves madly*
If Adam didn’t hire you for his band, how would you have shown the world your lifelong dream’s of hosting Kimmy’s Korner?
Kimmy – if you could lie on a bed ,completly naked, with HH, after many long hours of ungoldy loving, what piece of See’s candy would you choose to share with your lover?
joony, dear…
every pill.
every day.
very important.
holy shit.
MARY YOU FUCKING WHORE BITCH, COME OVER HERE SO I CAN RIDE YOU LIKE A FUCKING DEMON
Kimmy, I’m thinking of getting another piercing, or perhaps a tattoo… and I’d like to know what you recommend?