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December 9th, 2009 | 
Author: KRIS TWEETS ADORKABLY:
If u watch sytycd tonight there might be this guy named kris Allen on there. You never know unless u watch. about 4 hours ago from Echofon
HIS ALMOST LOVER JIM C TWEETS:
I hope someone does the Barbie on SYTYCD! What’s the Barbie, u ask? Here. Paula Abdul will “teach” you: http://tinyurl.com/y9ebgxf about 3 hours ago from web
Don’t be alarmed. Krim is real. Although I may have jeopardized it with my recent Mama Allen saga. [Whoops.] about 3 hours ago from web in reply to Elle_Higgins
CALE TWEETS:
Haha, only if i can go, and work on a macaroni farm next door :) 4:12 PM Dec 8th from txt
UMM HON. MACARONI FARM? IS IT RUN BY OLE’ MAN BOYARDEE?
AND ADAM TWEET FLIRTS WITH KEY$$A? I DON’T FUCKIN EVEN KNOW IF THAT’S SPELLED RIGHT BUT SHE SINGS THAT TIK TOK SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD.
@keshasuxx hey I didn’t get your number cutie!!!!! :) about 18 hours ago from Echofon
DAS HAS A BRUSH WITH FAME. THAT BLACK GUY, EH? NIIIIICE. LOL. I DON’T WATCH THE OFFICE SO JUST SMILE AND NOD. SMILE AND NOD.
Ze black guy from “the office” on nbc is sitting next to me at “the counter”. (Fancy burger joint) 24 minutes ago from twidroid
AND CHEEKS
“Being that those pants are skin tight & flesh colored, u look like you’re not wearing any pants. U got my attention like, 30 ft away…” about 1 hour ago from NatsuLiphone
OIC.
OH MAN!! NOTHING BEATS FINDING A HOT POCKET IN THE FREEZER YOU DIDN’T KNOW YOU HAD!! WOOOO! less than 5 seconds ago from web
WAIT. HOW DID I GET IN THERE??
OOOH IT’S BECAUSE I AM AWESOME.
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funniest tweets ever were posted by @jambajim, on SYTYCD:
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@KrisAllen A favor: If Cat Deeley says @ellenore is going home tonite, create a giant diversion. Scream “fire!” Kiss Cale. DO SOMETHING.
about 9 hours ago from web in reply to KrisAllen
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Don’t think I’m prepared for my 3 celeb friend crushes sharing the stage tonite. @krisallen + @ellenore + @catdeeley? I might need a diaper.
about 9 hours ago from web
That man seriously makes me