Tweet From Mark Earlier
SCROLL DOWN FOR THE EPIC PEOPLE! I KNOW YOU ARE DRUNK ON HALOPEEN PUNCH BUT SCROLL BABY SCROLL! YOU CAN’T MISS THE SCREENSHOT THAT SAYS BREAKING NEWS: ADAM IS SINGLE!
Me to @adamlambert “Child! This is hollywood . Spaghetti is only straight till it hits hot water!”3:38 PM Oct 30th from txt
HOLY FUCKING BEEP! BEEP! BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
spaghetti = HP? LOLZ. I mean look at the spaghetti we are starting out with (see pic above). This is like the super fast cooking fresh spaghetti.


















OH MY GOD. *clasps hands in prayer*
Lord, we beg that you TURN this “100%” holy man of yours, Kris Allen, into the gayest thing anyone has ever seen next to Adam Lambert. May he ride unicorns and pink elephants for the rest of his life. Also, let his code name be Spaghetti. Amen.
M.L….LOL FOR-FUCKING-EVER.
HOWEVER:
YOU are LOLing at ME, JC? Look at you!
I hope Duck doesn’t die until the spaghetti hits the water. I know that sounds idiotic, but I need something to *awww* at while I’m waiting to burst out crying with joy at Kradam.
and also. . .











JC, since you obviously know more about GF than I do, YOU CAN TELL HER TO STEP ASIDE AND FIND SOME OTHER FUCKERY TO COMPLAIN ABOUT. IT IS *KRADAM TIME*.
Wait. What? I’m confused, but have a huge headache too. What’s this about? I’m missing something that looks very epic. Please explain.
SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT POST.
AN ADAM FRIEND SAYING ADAM IS SINGLE
confusedt oo…maybe bc I drank too much beer tonight..lol
but
whatever
The haters are out for Marcus, but look at his reply.
Haters to Marcus:
@MDMOLINARI If he was worried that fans would think he was cheating if some1 got pics of him w/another guy then he could have tweet himself.
less than a minute ago from web in reply to MDMOLINARI@MDMOLINARI Who mentioned cheatin? Not me. Just think it sucks u took it upon yourself 2 announce 2 the world that someone else broke up :-/
6 minutes ago from web in reply to MDMOLINARI@MDMOLINARI U may B a ‘friend’ of Adam’s but you’re a bit of a cunt for announcing
Marcus Reply:
UR RUDE! wouldn’t you wanna know rather then assume he was cheating
Is Marcus the new man? It all sounds real. Marcus is Katy Perry’s GBFF and friends with Ferras and Perez. What does he do for a living?
he does gossip like perez – has a website – more LA oriented i think
http://markusisthedrug.onsugar.com/
Wow! I posted a question in the forum just before all this epic asking where the
was. Especially since he wasn’t with HH when HH was out the friends at Nobu — no reason the
couldn’t have been there.
*takes deep, shuddering breath* Let’s get serious.
OK. Duck is probably over. I will adjust. I never adored the guy or anything, but I thought he was making HH happy, you know? This dude seems more or less reliable, especially because HH hasn’t taken Duck to any premieres or parties lately. Maybe they kissed in the car that night because they were falling apart and they wanted to hide it. We may never know, but honestly, that’s his business. THE POINT IS:
No matter what, I hope HH is happy, because I love him and that’s what I want for him.
CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES, COME ON…IT’S A CELEBRATION!








BEST MOTHERFUCKING SAMHAIN OF MY ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE!
I stopped to assume anything.HH’s life is an open book,perhaps he needs to be free for a little while.Is he wishes for an impossible conquer?As we got to know him it is very well a reality.I’m sure if HP would move a little finger towards HH,it would be more than welcome.Carriers have to be considered,their debut album just coming out…if Kradam is real,they would have to wait years to let the public know—–don’t see as a reality (ummm……
)but real life could be more sur
prising than fiction