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IT’S JC’S BIRTHDAY!! YES I AM LATE TO THE PARTY, BUT EVEN ALIEN’S GOTTA WORK FOR A LIVING.  CATTLE MUTILATIONS ARE FUN AND ALL, BUT THEY DON’T PAY THE BILLS YA KNOW?

I THOUGHT OF WAYS I COULD EXPRESS MY LOVE FOR JC….MAYBE IN MACRO FORM? I KNOW SHE WOULD ENJOY THIS OLDIE BUT GOODIE.

BUT PRETTY SURE EVERYONE ELSE ….WOULD NOT.

SO I WAS IN A QUANDARY. A QUANDAAAAARY I TELLS YA. THEN I HAD AN IDEA!

I WOULD CELEBRATE HER GROWING ONE YEAR MORE FAAABULOUS IN SONG. THAT I WROTE IN LIKE TEN MINUTES SO APOLOGIES IF IT SUUUUCKS. HEY. ALIENS HAVE INADEQUACIES TOO. PRETTY SURE I SPELLED THAT WRONG. SEE WHAT I MEAN?

ENJOY.

“BABY, IT’S JC”

(to be sung to “Crazy” by Gnarls Barkley)

I REMEMBER WHEN, I REMEMBER, I REMEMEBER

 WHEN I FOUND CANDYLAND

THERE WAS SOMETHING SO ZANY ABOUT THAT PLACE

EVERY LITTLE STORY HAD A COMMENT

FROM A MAN SO GAY

BUT THEN WE FOUND OUT

WE FOUND OUT

YEAH, WE WERE ALL SO WRONG

AND THAT’S WHY I SAT DOWN AND I WROTE THIS SONG

SO COME SING ALONG

OH BABY IT’S JC

OH BABY IT’S JC

OH BABY ITS JC

NATURALLLY

I KNOW THAT POSTING GOKEY, IS THE LIGHT IN YOUR LIFE

COME ON NOW, GIF IT UP, GIF IT UP, GIF IT UP, GIF UP LIKE A STAR

HAHA BLESSS YOUR SOUL

WITH DEAN AND CHERYL YOU DO TROLL

WELL THAT MAKES YOU JC

THAT MAKES YOU JC

THAT MAKES YOU JC

NATURALLY

 
MY JC HAS THE FONT, SO BIG AND RED IT MAKES YOU BLIND

AND ALL I REMEMBER IS THINKING, I DON’T REALLY MIND

EVER SINCE SHE’S BEEN TOPPY, EVER SINCE SHE’S BEEN TOPPY IT’S BEEN SUCH FUN

AND THAT’S WHY SHE MAKES UP JCHEG SONNNNNNNN

AND WE ARE ALL PLAGUED BY PLUMS

 
BABY IT’S JC

BABY T’S JC

BABY IT’S JC

 OH AND HERE….HAVE SOME KRADAM CRAZINESS. IT IS THE KRADAMPOCALYPSE ANYWAYS.

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