RUN TO READ THIS REVIEW
November 20th, 2009 | 
Author: I’ve been waiting for Michelle’s review since I heard there would even BE an album.
I’m just going to use the gifs she did because she’s a Gif-Ninja master and I want to gay marry her in cafeteria downstairs.
8. If I Had You. This song is like “A Recipe to make Lambert.” Leather, Boots, Eyeliner, Strut, Stripper Heels. Shake well and serve. Truly, the only way to enjoy this jam is topless, in leather boyshorts, on a stage, pouring tequila into the mouths of babes. Seeing as this set up is nearly impossible at my workplace, let’s just settle on agreeing that it’s a fun, poppy jam that’s not gonna hurt anyone, and will probably get you drunk. I also wouldn’t say no to a super Romanian 1989 Disco Remix of “If I Had You.”
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Oh my God, this is good enough to quality as serial-form reading. Up to the Pee Wee Herman gif for today, saving the next installment for tomorrow.
I love Michelle — le sigh!
This is an awesome review!
Has anyone noticed that HP and HH are up there on the iTunes Pop Top Albums Charts? Awesome!!
HP is #6
HH is #11 for FYE
HH is #22 for Take One (wow on this one! and it was all demos and syrupy AC ballads, but still HH’s voice! so different than FYE)
lol romanian actually sounds cool when sung so that would be interesting
There is a song on Take One that is almost, dare I say it, COUNTRY sounding. It’s called “Fields.” OMRG has all of HH’s music up on his site.
This review I like! Most appropriate!