GREETINGS EARTHLINGS
November 19th, 2009 | 
Author: HEY. JUST WANTED TO INTRODUCE MYSELF, AND SINCE AN ANAL PROBE IS TOO FORMAL I THOUGHT MAYBE JUST AN INTRODUCTORY POST.
MY NAME IS CHUNKEY. I AM AN ALIEN VISIOTOR FROM PLANET GOBSTOPPER WHO FOUND LOVELY ICELANDIA AND…WELL….CANDY GOT DRUNK AND LEFT ME THE KEYS TO HER KINGDOM.
SILLY, SILLY CANDY.
THIS IS ME. AREN’T I CUTE? AND GREEN? I ALSO COME IN NURSE, VETERINARIAN, BUSINESS WOMAN, AND SLUTTY ROCKSTAR VERSIONS.
AND I AM NOT EMBARASSED TO SAY THIS POST TOOK ME WAY TO LONG TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO DO. WHAT CAN I SAY? YOUR SIMPLISTIC HUMAN “TECHNOLOGY” IS SO BENEATH ME.
ANYWHOO I JUST WANTED TO SAY HELLO…AND THAT I WILL NOW BE ANNOYING YOU ALL ON THE MAIN PAGE FROM TIME TO TIME INSTEAD OF JUST IN THE COMMENT SECTIONS!!!!
AND AS SOON AS I FIGURE OUT HOW TO CHANGE THE COLOR OF MY FONT TO GREEN…WOOOHOOO LOOK OUT MOTHA TRUCKERS!! IT’S ONNNNNN SONNNNNNNNN!!
AND NOW I LEAVE YOU WITH AN INSIDER LOOK AT MR. LABRAY’S ART SHOW. I HAVE CONNECTIONS. DON’T ASK. YOU DON’T EVEN WANNA *KNOW* WHO I HAD TO PROBE TO GET THIS JUICY NUGGET!
HE CALLS IT ”MEDITATIONS ON A SHART”
ENJOY. I KNOW YOU WILL.
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OMG i’m so proud! You did it!
Candyland will never be the same again!
OMG LOLOLOL HELP ME JEBUS
I AM GONNA GIVE JC A RUN ON HER MONEY TAGS WISE.
AND PPL BETTER LIKE MAAACROS AHAHAHAHA
LMFAO!!!!
OMG Chunkey CONGRATS!!!! This is going to be so much fun. I can’t wait to see what else you bring from Planet Gobstopper…
I am a big fan of JC’s tags. And now Chunkey will be providing some competition. Let the games begin!
Yay, Chunkey! Hopefully having another home-planet-running person (what the heck are you called anyway?!) will give Candy a bit of time to herself while still fulfilling all our greedy Kradam-shipping needs. I’m sure you and JC will keep us all in line (or not!) when Candy needs a break.
I had to pick myself up off the floor before I could stop laughing long enough to comment.
Candy, you are a brave soul!
Chunkey, bring it on girl! Bring it!!
Chunkey, this post made me realize that I MUST MEET YOU. Your songs are beautiful; you are extraordinarily exotic. Will you attend the Kradison concert? (ny, people. ny.)
This is an excellent idea to include
in the Home Planet posting team! I look forward to your posts, macros and tags Chunkey!
OH, CHUNKEY, BB. CONGRATULATIONS!
chunkey, luv your sense of humor. being a little toppy tonight-nice
Yay Chunkey! Keep it commin baby…I know you will.
NEEDS MOAAAAR LAMCHUNKEY!!
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YAYAYAYAYAYAY
Way to go Chunkey!