Candyland Exclusive: The Award Winning Song, No Zombies
November 9th, 2009 | 
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(pic by azrielen)
It’s here! Chunkey will be so happy!
Her first hit single if I remember correctly!
(note: if nothing happens when you click the link – right click and save it off to your desktop and then use whatever program you use to play MP3s)
I’m a Zombie by ChunkeyMonkey (sung by Jamie and Rheannon to the tune of No Boundaries)
SECONDS, HOURS, SO MANY BRAINS
THAT YOU WANT TO EAT BUT HOW LONG CAN YOU WAIT?
EVERY HUMAN TASTES DELICIOUS, WHEN YOUR HUNGRY AND VISCOUS.
BECAUSE MY LIFE HAS BEEN TAKEN AWAY
A DISEASED MONKEY HAS MADE ME THIS WAY.
BUT YOU GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON
BECAUSE I LOVE YOU AND YOU’RE GAY.
SO HERE I AM–ALL DECOMPOSING!
WITH EVERY STEP I GROAN A LITTLE LOUDER
EVERY BREATH I TAKE I DO NOT NEED
BECAUSE I AM UNDEAD
DON’T SHOOT ME IN THE HEAD
ON BRAINS I WANT TO FEED
JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU’RE DEAD AND YOU’RE A GONER
JUST WHEN YOU HAVE BEEN BURIED TWELVE FEET DEEP
YOUR BODY STARTS TO SHAKE AND YOU REANIMATE
I AM A ZOMBIEEEEEE!!
I WANT TO EAT FLESH
WHEN IT’S NICE AND FRESH
I AM ZOMBIEEEE!!
KINDA WANT TO EAT YOU
I’LL SUCK OUT YOUR BRAINS, AND THEN I WILL SUCK ON
TO YOUR PEEN.
I AM A ZOOOOOMBIE!!
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I’m laughing so hard that I’m actually crying!
lol i can’t wait to get home and really listen. I just listened for a few seconds to make sure i got it up! But i’m dying to hear!
i cant seem to listen to them :( the links dont open to anything?
they’ll open with quicktime or whatever you use to play MP3s. You can right click the link to save off to your computer and then open with whatever you play mp3s with.
Ha ha ha ha!! A good one!!
I added a music player button too so maybe you can hear it that way instead!
AHahahaah OMG you macroed my zombie Kris. XD This song~ is EPIC. I want to hear Kris singing about BRAAAAAAAAAAAAINS.
Zombie Lambert agrees:
zombielambert twitter? and a new HH zombie song?
omg, this is too funny!!
PS why did you send it to gokey and not HP? just curious!
Chunkey bb (borrowing the vernacular from Farah)
I LUUUUHHHHHHHH YOOOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!!!
yay i finanly got to hear it! thanks for adding that button!
I LOVE SFM THAT THIS SONG IS NOW TRUEFAX!
REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE GONNA DO A BAD!FIC PROJECT TOGETHER? WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THAT? jk jk I know it’s coming, patience, young padawan. And now, a trip down memory lane…
[Gingerrox] 1:52 am: OK maybe I could try writing an outline?
[Gingerrox] 1:52 am: Just to get things started IDK
[chunkeymonkey81] 1:52 am: I CAN WRITE THE LOVE THEME FOR THIS FIC OF WHICH WE NEED A TITLE
[EdenAngel] 1:52 am: whats a good title?
[Gingerrox] 1:52 am: or we do posts that build on one another?
[Farahlily] 1:52 am: yeahhhhhhh
[Gingerrox] 1:52 am: OH yes, must start with a title
[Farahlily] 1:52 am: we do posts that builds on one another
[chunkeymonkey81] 1:52 am: I DUNNO IF WE SHULD USE ZOBIES THOUGH
[Farahlily] 1:52 am: im doing the pilot post now
[chunkeymonkey81] 1:53 am: THAT MAY BE TOO CLOSE TO THAT OTHER FIC
[Farahlily] 1:53 am: think of a name
[Gingerrox] 1:53 am: NOOOOO IT IS NO GOOD IF THERE ARE NO ZOMBIES
[Gingerrox] 1:53 am: ZOMBIES ARE THE WHOLE POINT
[chunkeymonkey81] 1:53 am: THATS JUST ME I DONT REALLY CARE
[EdenAngel] 1:53 am: yes zombieshave to be there
[Gingerrox] 1:53 am: ~FLAILING~
[chunkeymonkey81] 1:53 am: LOL OK THEN HAHA
[EdenAngel] 1:53 am: for ginger
[Farahlily] 1:53 am: there are no zombiiiiiiiiiies (sings to No Bo tune)
[EdenAngel] 1:53 am: lol
[chunkeymonkey81] 1:53 am: OMG LOL
[Gingerrox] 1:53 am: OMG farah ILU
[EdenAngel] 1:53 am: has anyone made a no zombies song from that yet?
[Farahlily] 1:54 am: we’re doing a combo of vampires and zombies story so no one can get mad at us
[Farahlily] 1:54 am: nope
[Gingerrox] 1:54 am: there you go Chunkey – NO ZOMBIES is your love theme
[EdenAngel] 1:54 am: it could be the vampires theme
[chunkeymonkey81] 1:54 am: NO BUT NOW I WANT TO LOL
[Farahlily] 1:54 am: chunkey can make that one!!!!
[Treasure Island]: cestlavie has entered at 1:54 am
[cestlavie] 1:54 am: Hola
[chunkeymonkey81] 1:54 am: HAHAHA GINGER I WILL TRY THT
[Gingerrox] 1:54 am: hi cest
[EdenAngel] 1:54 am: we still need a title
[Gingerrox] 1:54 am: seconds,…hours, so many BRAIIIIINS
ginger – it’s in progress – i’m not sure who has it now – ask JC!