What should we call this? HP Blizzard?
Right on the heels of the Yahoo interview comes EW’s news of the final tracklist for HP’s album! You know
is pissed right now that Slezak is got the goods. Lolzzzzz.
http://music-mix.ew.com/2009/10/23/kris-allen-track-listing-debut-c/
01 “Live Like We’re Dying”
02 “Before We Come Undone” (The Button Song)
03 “Can’t Stay Away” (O RLY??)
04 “The Truth” (“It’s like a breakup song…but you’re not broken up yet)
05 “Written All Over My Face” (Hearts in Motherfucking Eyes)
06 “Bring It Back” (…to my bed)
07 “Red Guitar” (bought for GF..who never played it..which is a metaphor)
08 “Is It Over” (Nooooooooo, wait. YESSSS)
09 “Let It Rain” (Ella-ella-ella)
10 “Alright With Me” (and us, bb, and us)
11 “Lifetime” (With Burundian babies)
12 “I Need To Know” (You’re telling us, we’re dying over here)
BONUS TRACK
13 “Heartless”


















Oh, JC….I love you….you ARE f***ing (I can’t believe I used that word….at MY age…tsk, tsk…couldn’t bring myself to write it out, though!) phenomenal…your interpretations made me laugh so hard! We’re all on the
e page….”OK October GTFO Already”…and I’ll add the first 2 weeks of November to that tag!!! Tease, tease, tease….that’s all they do….but look who’s CD it is….would we not expect a tease?!!!!!
and you know jim is flailing about the last track haha…
OK, I don’t even care if people get mad at me or not.
Kris loves music. Kris loves playing guitar. Kris buys a guitar for his wife to share his love with her. His wife refuses to ever play the guitar and as an extension refuses to accept the love Kris is sharing with her. Therefore:
FUCK YOU KATY! YOU DO NOT DESERVE SOMEONE AS THOUGHTFUL AND LOVING AS KRIS YOU UNGRATEFUL BITCH!
That is all.
Oh, JC, you know how much I love Tinhat Justice. Seriously, if GFF ever spawns any side projects, we have to be called Tinhat Justice.
So, which is the song that
is so crazy about?
And, OMG, I CANNOT WAIT MUCH LONGER TO HEAR THIS, I REALLY CAN’T!!!!
I bet money it’s the Mat Kearney song….which didn’t make the album. Also, what was that one song that Slezak heard? Not Too Late to Run (beeeeeeeeeep)? That one didn’t make it either.
OH, and TINHAT JUSTICE has become one of my classic tags. I don’t repeat often but…..
AHH SOOO EXCITED
AHHH SO EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!


Help me, please! What is GFF?
It’s our band we made up a thousand years ago, lolzzzzzzzz, GOKEY FAMILY FUCKERY:
http://gossipcandy.com/gff-the-band/
I apologize for my previous vulgarity, but not the sentiment behind it. Sorry.
OMG!!! It’s a whole big production!! I will study the cast of characters right now…..
Thanks, JC!
Cannot wait. Am sure to fall in love with these songs! If we don’t get at least one sexy vid from HP, there will be disappointment.
i’m feelin ya, cest, about RED GUITAR…
v true.
that’s some fecked up shite right there, o’connell.
rsly.
how could you be so heartless?
I love fall, it’s my most favorite season of alltime. and I hate winter. But I am willing october to GTFO already so hard.