Comments on: LOL The American Mustache Institute Responds

By: loghorea

loghorea — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 00:40:08 +0000

LMAO!!!! 4 for You Mr Abraham Jonas Froman! Candy, in light of the enlightenment coming from the American Moustache Institute and in view of our own needs (re the stache fiasco) I vote we commission be-stached icon from icebar!

By: Laura

Laura — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 00:38:39 +0000

I just thought the post the AMI was funny. Doesn’t mean I like or dislike Dave Navarro, just LOLing about the creativity that went into that!!!!

By: Dr. Abraham Jonas Froman

Dr. Abraham Jonas Froman — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 23:12:20 +0000

Friends,

We have been watching the discussion throughout the day as a result of our missives to this well-constructed blog. We appreciate your thoughts, comments, good looks, and sexually adventurous lifestyles indeed.

But what you must understand is the complexities that make of the fabric of the Mustached American community, our thoughts on the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, white shoes after Labor Day, men who own cats, and of course, one David Navarro.

Our issue with Grand Master Navarro is this: We have been quasi-fortunate to have had some quality discussions with some reasonable level celebrities. John Oates, Jim James, Harry Shearer, and we once had group love making with Gary Coleman.

All of our questions to each interview subject are consistently foolish and demonstrate the ridicularity with which we choose to propagate people of Mustached American descent. They are generally not aimed at the interviewee but at the silliness of life in general, as we approach each discussion with no axe to grind. Quite the contrary, in fact. Yet only Dave, and the late Yaser Arafat acted the way they did. Hence our issue.

But it has been an enlightening day for us today. “Virtually” meeting the Gossip Candy community, and hopefully beginning a relationship that will grow like the labia sebuculas (Latin for “lip sweaters”) that rest upon the upper lips of 34 percent of American men and 59 percent of German midgets.

If you have any questions, do not hesitate to call me at 877-STACHE-1 or e-mail me at info@AmericanMustacheInstitute.org.

Carry on.

Dr. Abraham Jonas Froman
Chief Executive Officer
The American Mustache Institute

By: Margaret

Margaret — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 19:58:24 +0000

HAHA!!! S!JC thanks that is so much better. lmao!!!

By: S!JC

S!JC — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 19:47:39 +0000

By: Margaret

Margaret — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 19:41:45 +0000

HAHA it would of made me feel better if it was a pic of Adam! haha but please the non face hair version lol. My GF loves Adam with the pornstach me not so much. I mean hes still hott but im just not feeling it.

By: S!JC

S!JC — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 19:30:30 +0000

Margaret, don't stress so much about it. I doubt that Dave cares what the fake Moustache Association thinks of him. Here, concentrate on this picture and I guarantee you will feel happier. Imagine him squealing "YAY CAPES!" and breathe

By: Margaret

Margaret — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 19:30:27 +0000

Ha Eden they are my answers. that site posted fake answers so i was answering them correctly to the best of my knowledge. Most from what dave has said himself.

By: AdamFann

AdamFann — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 19:29:56 +0000

check this guy. he used to be really famous with his funny mustache around here.
kinda crazy but he was a fun guy.

http://i.radikal.com.tr/644×385/2008/05/26/fft5_mf5701.Jpeg

By: EdenAngel

EdenAngel — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 19:24:15 +0000

im confused???? is margrets answers her own? or soemthing from the mustach site? how strange they dont like dave narvarro lol i find it very silly and amusing even if i have no idea whats going on